Poor Descriptions of Godzilla movies.

Godzilla, King of the Monsters – Sad science man’s suicide kills dinosaur.

Godzilla Raids Again – Fishing industry proves more resilient than first thought.

King Kong vs. Godzilla – Publicity stunt featuring alcoholic goes awry.

Mothra vs. Godzilla – Get rich quick scheme goes very wrong.

Ghidrah, the Three Headed Monster – Space dragon foiled by the power of teamwork.

Monster Zero – Astronaut Besties save the earth from extraterrestrial flim-flam men.

Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster – Boat tour results in destruction of terrorist military base.

Son of Godzilla – Awkward orphan finds a place to belong despite sounding like donkey.

Destroy All Monsters – Woman has worst first day on job ever.

All Monsters Attack – Home alone with imaginary monster friend.

Godzilla vs. Hedorah – If you pollute you want to kill us all.

Godzilla vs. Gigan – Cartoon characters defeat supposedly charitable cockroaches.

Godzilla vs. Megalon – Smiling robot man teams up with gravity defying dinosaur to defeat undersea cult.

Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla – Space engineers ruin Okinawan holiday for everyone.

Terror of MechaGodzilla – Controlling father’s dinosaur hobby ruins daughter’s love life.

The Return of Godzilla – Cold War dinosaur adventure ends in volcanic eruption.

Godzilla vs. Biollante – Uncle Shirigami gets a green thumb, angers Saradian industrialist.

Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah – White people from future intent on ruining everything.

Godzilla vs. Mothra – Confused group of people believe meteorite is somehow mankind’s fault while Moth War rages on.

Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla – How to waste tax payer money and discover the healing properties of ferns.

Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla - Island hermit reintegrates into society and learns to tolerate his scaly neighbor.

Godzilla vs. Destroyah – Severe heart burn kills movie star at age 41.

Godzilla – Entire city gives single mother hard time about living conditions.

Godzilla 2000 - Alien creature learns the importance of being themselves and then explodes.

Godzilla X Megaguirus – Woman takes revenge on large lizard while dealing with dragonfly infestation.

Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah – Angry ghost proves too powerful for military.

Godzilla X MechaGodzilla – Lonely woman pilots corpse in effort to find redemption.

Godzilla X Mothra X MechaGodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. – Socially awkward mechanic caught in middle of argument between military and tiny religious cult members.

Godzilla: Final Wars – Cosplay group and angry reanimated dinosaur defeat cyberpunk aesthetic in hand-to-hand combat.

Godzilla 2014 – Man continuously loses consciousness while angry dinosaur murders young couple.