meat thermometers

               Bob’s Burgers Starters

“Don’t be such a boob punch.”

“Ah, bathroom clowns!”

“Pretty trash-tastic, huh?”

“Temp tramp stamps!”

“No, my hands still hurt from yesterday.”

“And when you’re done here, change my litter box.”

“Bad girls don’t want to pay for lip balm.”

“And where were you going with my margarita mix?”

“Your ass is grass.”

“Meat thermometer - what are you new here?”

“The only one who can mess with you is you.”

“From the womb, to the tomb!”

“Try some club soda.”

“Cool, mom packed tampons for lunch!”

“Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great.”