meat slap

A guy walks into a bar and noticed three pieces of meat hanging off the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there, the bartender replies “if you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night, however if you miss you have to pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. Wanna try it” the guy says “Nah the steaks are to high”

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

The guy asks, “What’s this about?”

The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?”

The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

Dude who slaps the meat is a fascist and that’s crazy and people shouldn’t like ignore that and shrug it off but, why whenever somebody on here finds something out about someone they automatically have an accusatory tone with the posts they make about it as ifeveryone has known that information and has been ignoring it. like you didn’t just find out about it 5 minutes ago. Yall should stop doing that and in return would probably stop a couple people from being a dick back to you 🤢😬

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HELLO PATRONS

YES SOMETIMES TO MAKE THING GUD MUST OF COPY

YEEN HAS VARIETY OF WARES TO DO MORE WHEN DOING THING!

PUTTING DOWN THE CREATURES? FLAMESHADOW CONJURING ALSO GUD!

CASTING THE INSTANTS AN SORCERIES? MIRARI AN ECHO MAGE HELP TOO!

IF YOU DONOT UNDERSTAND PATRON LET YEEN EXPLAIN IN FABLE

GNOLL WITH EMPTY BELLY SITS AT FIRESIDE AWAITING A TASTY MEAT

ONE MEAT SLAPPED ONTO GROUND GUD! BUT

WAT IF SECOND MEAT ON TOP OF THIS ONE MEAT ALSO SLAPPED ONTO GROUND??

DOES UNDERSTAND NOW? IS GUD!!

PRICE OF TWO MEATS WITH EXERTION OF MOVING THUMB INSTEAD OF WHOLE ARM YES

MUCH GUD!!

No one knows steak like Donald Trump. That’s why we enlisted the help of “The Donald” himself to give us the rundown on his famous T-Bone Recipe:

First things first, ALWAYS wash your hands.

Then, you gotta take a moment to get to know that beautiful piece of meat.

Next, slap on some of that world-famous Trump Rub.™

And don’t forget to always give yourself the credit you deserve.

It’s time to make steak great again:

Sokka and Suki are some of my favourite characters, and one of my OTPs and it made me really sad the lack of presence from them in Legend of Korra. Suki didn’t even get mentioned and we don’t know what happened to her and Sokka. So I took the liberty to creating some children for them.

Sashi, daughter of Sokka of the Water Tribe and Suki of Kyoshi Island.
She is their oldest child and a non-bender. She has inherited Sokka’s sarcasm and the love of meat//slapped.
She can be often be embarrassed by her father’s dad jokes, and he has a lot of them.
Both her parents have trained her, and Suki has taught her the way of the Kyoshi warriors along with some chi-blocking(from Ty Lee as well).
She loves the Southern Water tribe and Kyoshi Island, and didn’t enjoy living in Republic city that much.
She loves her family, and loves her grandfather as well.
She can be stern and serious, but enjoys having a laugh very often.
She loved travelling, she went to places such as Ember Island and several places in the Earth Kingdom, but her heart really belonged in the Southern Water Tribe.
She became the leader of the Kyoshi warriors, following in her mother’s footsteps. When she became older, she became the leader of Kyoshi Island. She is committed to her people, and despite being a small island, she tries to maintain the cultural identity of the island, and differences from the rest of the earth kingdom.
Kyoshi Island is an independent state from the Earth Kingdom, and Sashi wasn’t very happy when Kuvira came about.
I really love her design and she has 3 warrior wolf tails //slapped

kiss me i’m drunk;

when hanji throws him that shameful green piece of clothing, levi starts to seriously consider how staying on campus doing accounting questions seems like a better idea than this…atrocity. why a very particular person like him would even be in a mess like this is beyond him. maybe the stench of alcohol is fucking his mind.

he doesn’t even like alcohol.

and hot dogs are an abomination of all human inventions (hint: not real meat).

yet when hanji slaps him across the back with that hyena laugh of hers and tells him to “loosen up a little, you big ol’ cucumber!”, he takes it as a personal challenge.

no one calls him a cucumber.

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