meat meet

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Me, A Humble Gamer:

“They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”

“There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.” That’s impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?“They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don’t come from them. The signals come from machines.” “So who made the machines? That’s who we want to contact.” “They made the machines. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.” “That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.” “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.” “Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.” “Nope. They’re born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn’t take long. Do you have any idea what’s the life span of meat?” “Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.” “Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They’re meat all the way through.” “No brain?” “Oh, there’s a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of meat! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.” “So … what does the thinking?” “You’re not understanding, are you? You’re refusing to deal with what I’m telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat.” “Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!” “Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal!  Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?” “Omigod. You’re serious then. They’re made out of meat.” “Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they’ve been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years.” “Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?” “First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual.” “We’re supposed to talk to meat?.” “That’s the idea. That’s the message they’re sending out by radio. ‘Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.’ That sort of thing.” “They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?” “Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat.” “I thought you just told me they used radio.” “They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.”  “Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?” “Officially or unofficially?” “Both.” “Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing.” “I was hoping you would say that.” “It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?” “I agree one hundred percent. What’s there to say? ‘Hello, meat. How’s it going?’ But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?” “Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can’t live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact.” “So we just pretend there’s no one home in the Universe.” “That’s it.” “Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You’re sure they won’t remember?” “They’ll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream to them.” “A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat’s dream.” “And we marked the entire sector unoccupied.” “Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?” “Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again.”

“And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone …”

Marvel fans now know that their moviegoing experience is far from over after the movie is, and they’ll sit through $100 million worth of credits just so that they can see Hawkeye’s bow show up in Robin Hood’s tree fort. Bringing their most famous stars together has been super lucrative for the franchise, but it’s nothing new. After all, Marvel expects us to believe that the Norse god of storms would be buddies with a mutated super-scientist, so is it really that much of a stretch that our grandparents enjoyed a once-dead pharaoh hanging out with a stitched-together corpse? Of course not. Except that for them, it started as a big joke.

During one long lunch in ‘41, Wolf Man screenwriter Curt Siodmak, needing more money to buy a friend’s car, jokingly pitched to producer George Waggoner “Frankenstein Wolfs The Meat Man, I mean, Meets The Wolf Man” as the worst idea he could think of. A couple days later, Waggoner dropped by to let Curt know that he was going to be working on Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man, and suddenly the writer found himself trying to make a serious script out of Wolf Man and Frankenstein’s Monster teaming up to chase down Dr. Frankenstein for the secret of immortality. An important lesson to budding screenwriters: Never joke about your worst idea. It will make you rich.

Hollywood Was Making Movies Avengers-Style 75 Years Ago



  • Sister Winchester

A Little Piece Of Advice – Your brothers give you some bad advice on boys.

Stalker – You get threatened by someone and your brothers find out.

This Isn’t The End – SONGFIC

First Time For Everything – You go shopping for your first bra.

Sick – You are sick and Castiel takes care of you.

Married To A Crush – You have a crush on Castiel and have to fake to be a married couple on a case.

Caught – You get caught kissing your girlfriend when the boys come back from a hunt.

Five Days – You go on a solo hunt and your brothers have to save you.

Used To Be Alone – You mess up on a hunt and your brothers are angry, you act like you don’t care, but you do.

Awkward Kiss – You and Kevin kiss and it is awkward.

Ice Cream – You get upset when you see a girl and her father together.

No Memories – You lose your memories and your brothers and Castiel helps you.

Hard Way To Realize – You have a crush on Kevin and only tell him after getting attacked.

Hate The Feeling – You get seriously injured, but Castiel can’t save you.

This Is How We Celebrate- You graduate from high school.

Big Bro’s Are Here-The boys find you praticly dead after being totured.

I Tried- You want to be normal and runs away to go finish her senior year in high school but by the time the boys find her 6 months later she’s gotten everyone at her senior prom murdered by demons

The Renew Year- You’re brothers convince you to celebrate New Year’s.

We Are Going To Be Okay- You and your brothers when Mary just died.

School Trouble- The boys have to get you at school because you’ve got into a fight.

A Day With Daddy- You spend a day with John while the boys are at school.

Twin Winchester- You have a twin.

The Dark Secret- You get kidnapped by a Djinn. The brothers than have to save you and they discover a dark secret…

I Got It?- You have to tell them something you really wanted to say for very long.

Open Those Eyes- The boys wait for you to wake up.

A New Life Ahead- You find out that you are Sam and Dean’s little sister.

We Will Protect You- You get taken.

Discussion With Charlie- Having a discussion with Charlie.

This Is My Beat- You share with them what kind of music you listen to.

Dark- You wake up after the car accident in season 2.

Valentine’s Day Actevity-You go on a date with a boy for Valentine’s Day.

Forgetting Problems-She is super rebellious,sassy, angry. Sneaking out, partying, drinking/drugs. Kind of like a female dean but much more tormented inside

It’s Not John Winchester-You are almost killed by Azazel while he is possessing John

Hidden Hunter- the winchesters 19 year old half sister and the boys didn’t want her to know about the supernatural but one day they find out she knew since she was around

Crush- the reader is the boys’ teenage sister and she has a crush on Claire

Thank You Uncle Bobby-you are sick and Bobby is the one taking care of you

Nap Is Over- Half sister Winchester who gets hit in the car with her brothers

School Friends- You and your brothers move away from all your friends. 

Demon Inside- you get possessed by a demon.

Never Again-  The reader get hit by her brother by accident.

Bullies 101- Sam and Dean help you to take care of bullies.

Little Christmas - You spend your first Christmas without your brother Sam because he is gone to Stanford.

The Trap - Gordon kidnaps the boys’ sister and tries to lure them into a trap.

It’s Note Real - You get stuck in the nightmare.

The Bad Date - the reader is the boys’ sister and she wants to go on a date but the boys are against it but she goes anyway.

Save Me, Save You -  the boys go on a hunt n dont come back for a few days so their sister goes out and rescues them but gets hurt in the process.

Hard Work - The reader is the youngest and she has Adhd and Autism. 

Fight Club -  the reader is the boys’ sister and she has to go to school but there she faces a hard and gets in fights and d boys are angry but they later understand

It’s Just Me - The reader is the Winchester’s sister  where she gets tortured by a shapeshifter for days.

Can’t Comunicate - Imagine you are Sam and Dean’s little sister and you are mute.

Approved - Imagine you are Sam and Dean little sister and you have to tell them you love Castiel.

Got You Back - The reader gets kidnapped and when Sam and Dean find her she’s really beaten up.

A Hunt Gone Wrong - The reader is dean and sams little sister and they go on a hunt and she gets hurt.

Saved - Imagine being Sam and Dean’s little sister and they save you from a horrible nightmare.

Fight - Imagine you are Sam and Dean’s little sister and you get in trouble. So, Dad comes and save the day.

What Is War -  Imagine being Sam and Dean’s little sister and discover what is war.

The Truth About Us - You are Sam and Dean’s little sister and you learn the truth.

Magic Bag - Bobby takes care of you when you are sick.

It’s Your Fault - You get blamed for everything by Dean and Sam is there to comfort you.

I’ll Take Care Of You - You are scared Sammy will leave and he comforts you.

The Pain Of The Others - Your brothers find you are doing self-harm.

Action Words-  You are self-conscius about your wieght.

Hard Couple- The boys found out that you are in an abusive Relationship.

Cute Drooling - Dean carries you too bed.

Keeping You Awake - The boys realizeyou don’t sleep because of nightmares.

Cursed Souvenir - Crowley is after you because of the amulet Sam and Dean gave you. 

Ten Years Later- Sam and Dean dicovers you passed a deal.

Mister Hug - You fight with Sam and Dean and you run to Garth.

Like A Knife - You are hit with a spell that makes you feel like you are getting stabbed.

It’s Not The First Time - You sneak out and your brothers find you.

Fake Shape - You Wake up after getting tortured by a shape shifter and you are scared of Dean.

The Night He Left - When Sam leaves for Stanford.

The Safe Bunker -You are too scared to go outside because of your weight.

They Left - You get in trouble at school.

Reading Backwards - You have deslexia.

Red Meat - Episode 11x17

Argument, Car, drunk? - You get in a car accident with Sam after an argument.

Bad Gift - Episode 3x08.

This is What it Feels Like - you have a bad depression.

Caring Father - You get in an argument with John and try to leave.

Can’t Die - You die and become a ghost.

Strong and Crying - You break down and Sam and Dean tries to help you.

The Secret Plan - You get caught on a date.

Bad Guy - You get rapped by your boyfriend who isn’t who you thought he was.

First Drive - Your first driving lesson with Dean.

Death Vesel - You kill Lucifer.

The Good Hit - Sam defends you and Dean isn’t happy… until…

Power of the Soul - You are soulmate with Castiel.

Nine Month Light -You get pragnant.

Can’t See It - Sam and Dean finds out you have anorexia.

Parent Teacher night - You find sulfer at your school call your brothers.

Bad Feeling - You have a Twin - season 1 Scarecrow.

I Love You Mommy - Finding out what Mothers Day is.

Asleep At Prom - You miss prom and you are upset.

Silently Stop - You are mute and get bullied.

Family Always Find Family - You have a panic attack after you find out possessed by Lucifer.

The Box - Dean finds a box of old cartoon’s.

Could He Be? - Episode 11 x 20

It’s Not a He - Mini-serie where you have a girlfriend.

  • Sam Winchester

Hidden Family- Imagine you are Sam’s girlfriend and you two have six years old daughter and you meet Dean for the first time.

Haunted Past- Imagine being Sam’s girlfriend with a hard past and you have to past through it, though still with the scare that this could happen again.

The Big Smile- Sam has been really happy lately, which is great, but out of the ordinary. Dean decides to figure out why and finds out Sam is talking to a girl

Taken Away-  Sam really cares for the reader so rings her every night but one night she didn’t answer but he thought she was asleep However when they return home they realise she has been taken by lucifer and they have to save her

Going For A Little Walk - Imagine you are Sam’s four years old daughter and he brings you on a walk.

Where Is Daddy? - Imagine being Sam’s three years old daughter, and Dean has to tell you the news.

Sam’s Baby - You are Sam’s daughter and you give him a cute gift.

I Want To Be A hunter - Imagine being Sam’s sixteen years old daughter and you want to go on a hunt.

You And Sam - You are in Sam’s life since ever.

Sad Movie - You Watch a sad movie with Sam.

Hello - Imagine you meet Sam and Dean as they are hunting and you fall for Sam.

  • Dean Winchester

Influenced Father – Dean has the mark of Cain Daughter!fic

I Really Care – One night stand and you get pregnant.

Ghost – You are in a coma and Dean doesn’t take it.

Bad Brings To Good – You are Dean’s daughter and gets pregnant, and is scared to say it.

At The Age- Imagine you are Dean’s daughter and you can’t sleep at night.

What Is This?- Imagine being Dean’s fourteen years old daughter and you find out about the family business.

Let’s Start A New Life- Imagine being Dean’s mute and abuised daughter, he finds you and decides to take you in.

The Bad News- Imagine you had a bad accident and the doctors gives you bad news. Though, Dean is there for you.

Argue To What?- Arguing with Dean and it turns into something else.

What You Need Is Pie- Imagine Dean bringing you some pie because you are having a hard time.

Come Back With Me-  Imagine being Dean’s girlfriend while he has the Mark of Cain

Declaration- Imagine you get kidnapped and Dean comes to save you and tells you something surprising.

A Great Meating- Imagine you meet Dean in a bar the night of Valentin’s Day.

Stuck In Purgotory- the reader (deans daughter) goes to purgatory with dean and cas. But gets stuck with Cas.

I Promise- reader is dean’s super shy 5 yo daughter and John meets her for the first time

She’s Yours - Imagine you had an adventure with Dean about a year ago and you got a baby girl. Something bad is happening to you and you need Dean’s help.

Welcome To Our World - You get send into the Supernatural world.

Sharing Losts - Imagine you meet Dean in a bar.

Hunter’s Date - Imagine you go on a date with Dean.

First Look - Imagine falling in love with Dean and he has the same feelings.

Stylish For The Girl - Dean dresses up Emo for you.

Play Date - SONGFIC

Most Important - Daddy Dean - you find out how your mother died.

  • Castiel

Half Blood – You are chased by heaven and hell, so your brother takes you to his friends.

Nanny Protects- Imagine Castiel protection you as a baby while your father Dean and uncle Sam are gone on a hunt.

Stuck In Purgatory- the reader (deans daughter) goes to purgatory with dean and cas. But gets stuck with Cas.

Angel Sister - Imagine you are Castiel’s little sister and he brings you to see the Winchester’s for the first time.

Teaching Angel - Imagine you are Sam and Dean’s friend and you teach Cas something.

Approved - Imagine you are Sam and Dean little sister and you have to tell them you love Castiel.

Fallen Angel - Imagine you are a falling angel and Castiel brings you to the Winchester’s.

Living On The Streets - Imagine you are a homeless teenager and you meet up with Castiel.

Sweetheart? - Cas takes care of you while Dean is gone with Sam.

Power of the Soul - You are soulmate with Castiel.

  • Bobby

Mourning The Lost One - Imagine you are Bobby’s ninetee years old daughter and Sam and Dean are there when he dies.

  • Winchester Brother’s

Halloween Special - One Shot: Sam and Dean are kids and Sam wants to go tricker-treating.

  • Third Winchester Brother

Little Bro’s Girl - Imagine you are Sam and Dean’s younger brother and Dean is proud of you because you just got yourself a girl.

  • Reader Imagine

Brand New Mommy: You get pregnant and get help from Sam, Dean and Castiel.

Treating Pain-Imagine you just lost your parents and live with Pastor Jim and John drops his sons and you meet them.

Calling For Help - Imagine you call John Winchester because your father hasn’t been home for weeks.

Twin Hurt - Imagine you and your twin have a strong conection and she ges kidnapped by a supernatural creature. Sam and Dean are there to help you.

Run away From Home - Imagine Sam and Dean find you next to their motel at night and talks to you because you ran away from your home. 

Cinderella - Sam and Dean discovers your backstory.

We Have News - Ben x Reader

Drink or Not Real - You get drunk after thinking the boys are dead.

  • TFW

Supernatural Team-Imagine being at a convention with Jensen Ackles and Jared Padelecki. You are the actress playing their sister and you are eighteen.

Sad Scenes-Imagine you are the eight years old actress who plays Sam and Dean’s little sister and you have a hard time after a hard scene.

Not With Moose Here - You get harrased and J2 is there to help.

  • Lucifer

Saving You From War – You and Lucifer have a moment on a mountain

Teach Me - You force Lucifer to help you study religions.


-The Road Never Ends
Meet the Former Slaughterhouse Worker Who Became an Animal Rights Activist
The kill line can't stop. Josh Agland learned this from his supervisors during his first week as an employee at a slaughterhouse in Australia, where he w...

Their senses are in overload. They smell and taste the feces, blood and steam in the air. They can hear so much foreign noise: the clunking of mechanical chains, pneumatic control valves, shouting of the workers inside, industrial white noise. One-way gates prevent the animals from backing away in fear. Many get caught as they sprint forward to remain close to a friend for comfort.

Josh says one of the saddest moments he witnessed was an ex-dairy cow with protruding hips and large pink X spray painted on her back. She moved along the kill line without coercion—she knew the routine of being shuffled around from her years spent trudging back and forth from a milking parlour. Exhausted and depleted, she collapsed onto the cold concrete floor of the slaughterhouse. Instead of euthanizing her, on-site vets made the decision to leave her overnight and kill her for meat first thing in the morning, when the line could be slowed. She was pregnant when she was killed, her baby cut from her stomach.

At first, Josh didn’t want to talk about his years spent in the slaughterhouse. He felt ashamed by his own complicity in the killing industry, but he’d also absorbed through experience another uncomfortable reality: society shames those who do the dirty work of killing for us. What kind of person could work in a slaughterhouse, we wonder, while simultaneously employing them to be there.