meat is not murder

multiple animes in a nutshell
  • Noragami: young, hot and broke?
  • Free!: no, haru
  • soul eater: SYMMETRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • Haikyuu!: meat is god
  • Dramatical Murder: aoba, aoba, aoba, aoba, aoba
  • Seraph of The End: STOP IT YUU, YOU'RE GONNA KILL EVERYONE
  • Black Butler: Yes my lord, I will shank that mofo for you.
  • Hetalia: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Naruto: DAMN IT SASUKE!
  • Blue Exorcist: stop it Rin!
  • Mirai Nikki: Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki
  • Hunter x Hunter: Gon, what are doing
  • Sword Art Online: KIRITO!
  • Bleach: Ichigo, do I need to kick you in the face again?
  • Fairy Tail: IM ALL FIRED UP AFTER DAT MEAL HOES!
  • Assassination Classroom: b*tch-sensei!
  • Ouran High School Host Club: Give up Tamaki, she's never gonna notice u
  • Bungou Stray Dogs: Atsushi, stop twerking in front of Dazai!
  • Kiznaiver: I feel your pain, literally.
  • Yuri!!! On Ice: No homo bros for life?
Some Musicals as Clickbait Titles
  • Hamilton: He didn't throw away his shot- until he did!
  • Phantom: "The strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained."
  • Assassins: The strangest JFK assassination conspiracy yet!
  • The Drowsy Chaperone: This man listened to musicals so much that he hallucinated he was in one!
  • Heathers: This Teen Murdered Three of Her Classmates- Find Out What Went Wrong!
  • Les Mis: We heard this story about an obscure French rebellion- and we are LITERALLY SOBBING :'(
  • Into the Woods: You'll never look at fairy-tales the same way again!
  • The Sound of Music: New evidence has uncovered what upper-class Austrians did in light of Anschluss, and you'll never guess what it was!
  • Sweeney Todd: "Demon Barber": One Man's Journey of Revenge, Murder, and a Meat Grinder.
  • Waitress: You go, girl! This woman's journey is the most inspirational thing you'll see all year.