2017 Debate At The Parliament - Excerpt
The Parliamental Debate of this year’s election was held yesterday with the participation of S. Dadwin, S. Kimura, E. Motoori and S. Kaiba. In case you’ve missed it on the telly, here are some of the more important developments.
Our first question is for Mr. Dadwin. Mr. Dadwin, you’ve proposed a sharp increase in the budget of the Ministry of Defense for the next five years. Why is that?
Dadwin: Mick, the state of international relations is absolutely abhorrent. Abhorrent! China is increasing its influence in the South China Sea, destabilizing the region and Japan is debating whether to amend its constitution to be able to go to war. Meanwhile, Kim Jong the Second is shooting rockets out of North Korea like it’s a new sport! Now, I’m not saying we should get involved in whatever mess these guys are making, but we cannot allow Domino to have the weakest army, either! What if Kim Jong 2 shoots us in the ass next? That guy is insane!
Opinions on this?
Kimura: I agree! North Korea possesses weapons that could cause the complete destruction of our fauna! We have to save the animals from the decisions of the power hungry!
Motoori: I say we let Kim drop those nukes. We’re heading towards our own destruction, anyways.
Kaiba: We are not in conflict with neither China, Japan or the late Kim Jong Il, Dadwin. Don’t be so hasty to make deals with weapon manufacturing companies because of a perceived threat. I would like to remind everybody of my late adopted father’s business and the damage it has caused worldwide.