meanwhile ellis

The women’s march, the world over, has already made a difference, and I will tell you why.

I was at Obama’s inauguration in 2008. It was freezing cold out, and I couldn’t see for shit; just packed into a crowd with half a million of my closest friends, unable to even lift my arms. And everyone was so happy. So hopeful. So ready.

I saw some of that today. Instead of gleeful cheers we had righteous yells, and sassy signs, and angry hearts. But there was hope in peoples’ eyes. And I haven’t felt hopeful for even a second since cheeto voldemort won the election, but today I got my hope back. Today we lifted each other’s spirits and reminded the world that we are strong and we can still fight. And I don’t know about y'all but that is something I desperately needed to see. A rebellion built on hope.

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‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Announces Season 3 Premiere Date Via Beyonce Tribute (Video)

“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” announced its Season 3 premiere date Monday in truly fabulous fashion.

In a brief teaser (above), we see Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess) making his way through the streets of New York in a tribute to Beyonce’s “Lemonade.” We also learn that Season 3 will premiere on May 19.

Last season, Titus and Mikey (Mike Carlsen) had to put their relationship on hold so Titus could take an acting job on a cruise ship. Meanwhile, Kimmy (Ellie Kemper) got a most unwelcome call from Rev. Richard (Jon Hamm) telling her they must get a divorce.

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The series stars the Emmy-nominated Kemper, Burgess, Jane Krakowski, and Emmy Award winner Carol Kane. The show was created by Tina Fey and Robert Carlock, who serve as executive producers with Jeff Richmond and David Miner.

“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” is a production of Universal Television, Little Stranger Inc., 3 Arts Entertainment and Bevel Gears for Netflix.

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Meanwhile, Canon-land

Christine: Haha Ellis has no canon ships ever
Me: No, I just got one!
Christine: What?!
Caitlin: In what fandom?!
Me: Mythology. :)
Caitlin: HA
Caitlin: That’s too old.
Caitlin: Doesn’t count.

Meanwhile, Jurassic Mistake
  • *watching Jurassic World with my best friend. Who really loves Jimmy Fallon.*
  • Best fiend: I have to pee
  • Me: don't do it
  • Best friend: I have to
  • Best friend: tell me what I missed when I get back
  • Best friend: *scurries off*
  • *jimmy Fallon magically appears in a safety video*
  • Me: oh my GODDD
  • Best friend: *comes back* what'd I miss?
  • Me:
  • Me: Jimmy Fallon showed up
  • Best friend: very funny
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Best friend: are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

Ah, now there’s a challenge! C'mon Akinator, ain’t no way you’ve got me in there!

Last time I checked

Why, yes.

In my dreams, maybe. This is great! He’s gonna go around in circles for hours, and never-

Hey, wait

Are you actually-?!

Yeah, but so do lots of people…

As toothpaste, yes.

In my mind.

HAHAHAHA! Face it bro, you’ve been-

Shut up. You can’t possibly-

MOTHER OF GOD

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK

Ima play a Sleepy Hollow drinking game tonight

Rules:

1. Drink every time Ichabod says “lieutenant”
2. Drink every time Irving rolls his eyes because he is 500% done with this town’s shit
3. Drink every time Jenny and Abbie bicker
4. If you see one of the horsemen, drink
5. When Parish acts creepy before we’re supposed to know that he’s creepy, drink
6. Drink when anyone says Moloch’s name
7. Drink whenever Brooks is a whiny bitch
8. And drink every time Katrina pops up

Let’s do this! :D

Mystery Chicken

So I went jogging with my mom today and I went over by the local soccer field for a second (it’s a pokestop) and saw, far off in the middle of the field, what I thought was a woman doing yoga… but she was being really still? So I went to go check it out…

was it a woman doing yoga?

No

it was a giant chicken statue

in the middle of the field. We don’t usually have big-ass chicken statues on our soccer field, and it definitely wasn’t there yesterday (pokestop, daily routine).

Who the fuck put this chicken here? Where the fuck did it come from?

chicken has a name and number written on its base and bizarrely enough it belongs to the lady who founded my neighborhood????

My mom calls her and says “we found your… giant chicken”

The lady doesn’t know who took it or why– the thing is stupidly clean for a statue that was supposedly out in a field at the farm for the last couple years, did someone power wash it? why??

So what do we do? Carry it home like a giant chicken-shaped chair for safe keeping on our lawn until its owner can come and collect it

so now there’s a giant chicken on my front stoop

I'm watching Hotel Transylvania

and the annoying human kid is asking Dracula about all the shit that kills vampires, and he’s like “wooden stake to the heart?”

And Dracula says, “Yeah, well who wouldn’t that kill?”

And honestly, my mind just

how it never occurred to me I don’t know

but all of our western myths about anything are like “must kill by beheading/silver bullet/ stake/ burnt alive”

and fucking EVERYONE WOULD DIE FROM THAT

I feel really, really stupid right now

I got carded for Deadpool, thus ending my four year not-getting-carded-for-movies streak.

And not only was I carded, nay: upon dejectedly grumbling ‘im twenty three’ to the teenager who took my ID, I was told “oh! Then I don’t need to see anyone else’s IDs, you can all go in with her”.

Come with me, children, I’ll admit you to violent action-comedies, im the smol movie matron