means girls reference

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics PT. 4

*thinking to myself* Oh god, how do I respond? How does one respond when your mother asks what you’re reading. I’m reading smut, mom.
*Out loud* Oh, just an online story.

“She seems too nice. This won’t end well…”

“I can’t even focus on the words, it’s 2 am, the screen is swimming. I need to go to bed.”

“Oh! I know the perfect song to go with this chapter!”

“Did you make a fucking Frozen reference? Followed by a Mean Girls reference? No.”

“That’s inaccurate.”

“What is punctuation? This person doesn’t know.”

“This is just words. Where are the paragraphs?”

“This isn’t proper grammar or spelling. Stop it. Get some help.”

“Wow, what a sick burn!” *Ironically dabs*

“In the words of Daniel James Howell: back thE FUCK UP.”

“Don’t these characters know that death is bad for someone’s health?”

“Oh my god! Clean and sharpen your knife! If you keep using it without proper care, it won’t kill people as easily!” *Whispers* “I’m sane, I promise.”

“I swear if he does what I think he will, I’m throwing my phone.”

“I’m talking to myself, shit.”

Oh oh oh lengthy detailed description time!
  • victor hugo : waterloo, two for you
  • victor hugo : the sewers? FOUR for you, the sewers! You go the sewers
  • victor hugo : and uh.. "Myriel's silverware"? Do we have Myriel's silverware here? Oh, here you go, one for you
  • victor hugo : and none for les Amis' first names, bye
  • Lucien: The High Lord of the Night Court... How do I begin to explain The High Lord of the Night Court?
  • Cassian: Rhysand is flawless.
  • Azriel: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
  • Amren: I hear he does wings commercials... in Miryam and Drakon's island.
  • Morrigan: His favorite movie is Mean Girls.
  • Tarquin: One time he met the King of Hybern on a battle...
  • Varian: And he told him he was pretty.
  • Tamlin: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.

anonymous asked:

can u doodle tmnt 2012 timothy in swim wear

Oh Anon you’ve discovered my Aquiles’ heel with this kid.

AU in which Donnie gets all of his friends back THANK