meaning of texts

Robert and Aaron might break up??? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU. This is something they have never done before and will never do again as they are both incredibly level headed people who are also great communicators. 

harry’s team: maybe we should do something with a nice tailored suit

harry: i want to be naked

harry’s team: maybe a nice studio

harry: i want to be naked in a bath of pink milk

harry’s team: we could even do some black and white shots

harry: i want to be naked in a bath of pink milk with orange peels and mushrooms and flowers

harry’s team: or we could just…

harry: i want to be naked in a bath of pink milk with orange peels and mushrooms and flowers and i want it now

harry’s team: o…kay

fun fact for neurotypicals: a suicidal person can laugh and make jokes and do things that they enjoy and live and work and function all while still being suicidal. stop erasing our mental illnesses just because we don’t constantly act like we’re mentally ill.

neil agreeing to go on celebrity mean tweets once he goes pro and he’s reading some out and it’s shit like this:

“i have started a go-fund me to fly neil josten to antarctica and leave him there. still need five more dollars.”

”neil josten is one of the world’s most useless creations since the sloth”

“neil josten has such a big mouth on him i could replace my goalie racquet with him and no one would notice”

“@.neiljos10 what is red and blue all over and can’t score?”

and neil’s like haha so fu- oh shit are these all from andrew’s account??

I just love and admire Troye Sivan and Hayley Kiyoko for being so unapologetically gay and bisexual in their music and explicitly expressing that these songs are for boys and girls respectively and not allowing there to be even a shadow of a doubt in or out of their music that these songs are love songs for people of the same-sex

Haikyuu!!: *exists*

Me: *is down for literally any fucking ship in the entire series*