mean girls quotes

The Avengers: *in the middle of a battle*

Bucky: *does something epic, everyone cheers*

Sam: *shouts from the background* HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

  • Shiro: Where is Keith?
  • Coran: He went out.
  • Shiro: He's grounded.
  • Coran: Are they not supposed to go out when they're grounded?

ENFJ: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help that I’m popular.

ESTP: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?

ISFP: That is so fetch!

ISFJ: Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die.

INFP: Everyone in Africa can read Swedish

ENTJ: That’s against the rules and you can’t sit with us

ENFP: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.

ENTP: Boo, you whore

INFJ: My breasts can tell when its gonna rain

ISTP: On Wednesdays we wear pink!

INTJ: Somebody should just stab Caesar

ISTJ: Oh my God, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!

ESFJ: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!

ESTJ: Get in loser, we’re going shopping

ESFP: I’m a mouse, duh!

INTP: Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.

  • General Hux... How do I begin to explain General Hux?
  • Captain Phasma: General Hux is flawless.
  • Colonel Datoo: He has two Mogo-skin greatcoats and a silver Resurgent-class Battlecruiser.
  • FN-3181: I hear his hair's insured for 10,000 credits.
  • Colonel Kaplan: I hear he does speeder commercials... on Coruscant.
  • Major Ematt: His favorite Holomovie is "Easy Spacer".
  • Chief Petty Officer Unamo: One time he met Kylo Ren on a freighter...
  • Petty Officer Thanisson: - And he told him he was pretty.
  • Lieutenant Mitaka: One time he punched me in the face... It was awesome.

Jughead trying to cheer up Sweet Pea: You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?

Sweet Pea nearly in tears: I can’t go to Taco Bell! I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Jughead you are so stupid!

Sweet Pea walking off: Nobody understands me.

Fangs runs after Sweet Pea: I understand you Sweet Pea!