Petition for @iamzachvalenti to read out excerpts from The Martian in Doug Eiffel’s voice
And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight So far, Pathfinder hasn’t tried to kill me. But I’m keeping an eye on it.
I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”
Yes of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.