mean wolfs

Petition for @iamzachvalenti to read out excerpts from The Martian in Doug Eiffel’s voice

Because

And, as we all know, probes often refuse to obey directives, choosing instead to attack humans on sight So far, Pathfinder hasn’t tried to kill me. But I’m keeping an eye on it.

I mean

I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”

really

Yes of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.

come on

awoooooo how do you like this beast?

//aka wolf!zen makes my knees weak– his everything makes me weak—-

also on twitter @quippuh​ !!

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Hey Lydia, you look like… you’re gonna ignore me
i      t  h  i  n  k      i      l  o  v  e  d      h  i  m 
You said… you said, “remember I love you”

when my fandom starts getting ideas about the writers making our otp canon

a week later when the writers decide to pair our otp with someone else