mean merlin


I’m watching you
Merlin Memory Month Prompt Day 2:
Path II - Watching you
Whenever Morgana loses control about her magic she shatters the windows in her chambers. Merlin on the other hand tends to lose control whenever Arthur tries to come closer to him and he blows up the whole castle… every time.

  • Hermione: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Draco: what if it bites me and it dies?
  • Hermione: it means you're poisonous, Merlin, learn to listen.
  • Blaise: what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Theo: that's voodoo.
  • Harry: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Hermione: that's correlation, not causation.
  • Theo: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Draco: that's kinky.
  • Hermione: oh my god.

i’ll protect you ‘til the day i meet my maker