mean meme machine

Sero headcanons (because I love him)

Wears shirts three times his size because of his elbows.

Is always in charge of getting aizawa’s cat out of trees.

Makes the fastest comeback to anything bakugou says.

Tries his best.

Tied with Mina for second place of being able to touch Bakugou without him exploding.

If you ask him for a piggieback ride he will definitely give you one.

“tell me about your salad options.”

Tried going a day without eating greens. Lasted 30 minutes.

Brushes his teeth for like 15 minutes. After literally every meal.

He’s a really good shot.

Don’t play paintball with him unless he’s on your team.

Still don’t do it he always goes rogue.

Loves his friends.

Gives really good hugs.

Ate meat once. Just once.

“Is that a marijuana? In MY good Christian suburb??”

His mini fridge is just salad dressing.

Baggy pants.

Everyone steals his clothes because they’re comfy and they like his soap.

*on the school intercom* “Could whoever has my nirvana T-shirt this time please leave it on the common room couch.”

Lean mean memeing machine.

Puts the trademark symbol at the end of all his contacts.

bakugou is saved as sparky sparky boom man™ I don’t make the rules.

Hugs all his friends goodnight.

Resting bitch face could kill another bitch.

All in all a 10/10 boy I love him.

favourite books published in 2015 [7/?]

Willful Machines by Tim Floreen
“This stranger who could do handstands and quote Shakespeare from memory, this goof with the huge grin and inappropriately loud but nevertheless charming laugh: how like an angel, how like a god.
Me, a dud of a First Son with a robot obsession, poor social skills, and enough baggage to sink a freighter: how like a loser, how like a freak.”

i’m really shook that it’s been almost a month and yet 200+ of you numbskulls are following me ( though I admit I got some….porn blogs in the mix ). but anyways, this is deadass my first time in the final fantasy community and I’ve felt pretty welcomed like wow y’all are great 10/10. and it’s been difficult writing vince lemme tell you – my oc, which is my main muse, is the complete opposite. he talks a lot + wears his heart on his sleeve while vince is like some emo zombie. but i’ve come to love him anyways !!! maybe it’s because of you guys idk. ANYWAYS. on to the important part lol

cool kiddos with the apple juice squad ( I really like u guys ok and u make me laugh and all that gay stuff )

@tacticalgunner / @heroicardour, @fcyth , @dcntgiveup , @ofbraver , @adventson , @backwaterheroics , @strifx , @ablackwing , @kingslight , @argent-noir , @daemonslae , @a-chaotic-affair , @shiverheart , @thecxmmissioner , @sxphiroth , @forzia / @soldierway , @fadetality , @reinfouru

the lean mean meme machines ( I feel like I’ve just recently adopted y’all and we haven’t really got a chance to interact/talk but ????? y’all are poppin’ )

@lockedfighter , @marleneiisms , @lastlucis , @lvcion , @blasteredged , @jjillekkot , @ofhammerhead , @crawleymade , @rosegeneral , @reprisalt , @cetraheir , @ofargentum , @yunafied , @finaltia , @letmebeyourcanary 

my pumpkins ( basically I just kinda stalk y’all because i’m lame and shy and y’all are too lit )

@rexcrystallis , @ghirenze , @vanagandrr , @tsengofshinra , @ruckgrat , @raikogan , @vatiss , @forgesight , @ffamran , @ascendantly , @insomniis , @caiiius , @toestheim , @silentconfliction , @alteastarlight , @hestercott , @infiniitas , @soarae , @mumsthewcrd , @starscourged , @pretendcr , @northernblade , @arvious , @mammaterasu , @sagefyre , @lazuliss , @zackleos , @pierccr , @lcncer , @nightscaped / @dreamled / @dutymade , @masterofellipsis


I’ve sold my soul to the devil…

and it feels…

so right