mean girls film

me: i’m fine.

also me: why was jess mariano, nephew of luke danes, not at his uncle’s wedding? i kept waiting and waiting for jess to arrive. i thought he might twirl out during that dance number at one point. or maybe slide in on that ladder. declare his love to rory. but no. i thought he was going to appear at any moment but he never did. was he not invited? and why???????????????????? where was jess???????????????? is he still asleep on one of the many couches he talked about at liz’s place? someone wake him up please.

The Signs As Teen Movies

Aries - Election

Taurus - Pretty In Pink

Gemini - The Parent Trap

Cancer - 10 Things I Hate About You

Leo - Mean Girls

Virgo - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Libra - Perks of Being a Wallflower

Scorpio - The Breakfast Club

Sagittarius - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Capricorn - Clueless

Aquarius - Heathers

Pisces  -  Sixteen Candles