Types of Girlfriends

Aries: Plays hard to get. Fun not serious. Insults you a lot, but does it out of love. Will gush about you to other people not to your face

Taurus: Giggles and gets embarrassed a lot. Shy. Wants to hold you and make sure you’re okay. Random texts telling you they love you

Gemini: Is more responsible to you than they are for themselves. Shows they love you through action not always words. Wants to tell you a million things but scared

Cancer: Makes sure you’re safe. Tries to make you laugh. Happy. Random mood swings. Needs encouragement to not be so reserved

Leo: Clingy. Isn’t afraid to be super weird around you. Doesn’t give a fuck about what others think about your relationship. Random touchiness

Virgo: Needy. Doesn’t like PDA. Tells you about everything. Calls you dumb but loves you to the ends of the world. Lots of hugs

Libra: Very reserved. Very low-key about the relationship but will be there for you to the moon and back. Will hold you while you cry. Takes you on random trips

Scorpio: Plays hard to get until they realize how bullshit the game is when you’re in a relationship. Ride or die. Will punch someone in the face if you insult their s/o

Sagittarius: Shares their music playlist with you. Expects a balance between space and communication. Lowkey about relationship. Chill dates (eating ice cream by the street, naps)

Capricorn: Knows what they want but scared to do anything. Clingy but doesn’t show it. Doesn’t like others to be clingy. Playful punches

Aquarius: “I’m a queen treat me like it”. Wants constant affection. Will mother you. Loves taking you places

Pisces: Wants the best doesn’t expect any less. Isn’t clingy but wants lots of love. You’re their best friend and lover

Dear parents who wonder why their kids never talk to them...

Think about what you were saying when they used to talk to you. Think about your choice of words and tone. Think about why they tried to come to you and why they don’t anymore. When you shut them out, belittle them, and blame them for all of their problems, you will lose them. And that will be permanent.

Types of Boyfriends

Aries: High maintenance. You better ask how their day went. Athlete. Will be there for you through thick and thin

Taurus: Clingy. Feels bad if they aren’t there for you through everything. Pays for all the dates even if you resist. KINKY

Gemini: Really playful. Makes you a better person. Random presents. Facetimes you a lot. Gentle. Makes sure you smile. Moody

Cancer: Buys you starbucks every morning. Gives you the best, most meaningful presents. Protects you from the world. Plans fun dates

Leo: Attempts dominance. Calm and collected. Playfully insults you. Random showers of affection. Makes sure you’re alright

Virgo: Lots and lots and lots of touching. Tells you they love you a lot but you never get sick of it. Gives you their jacket even when it’s 70 degrees. Cries if you cry

Libra: Really funny and sassy. Dates to the city! Saves up money to bring you to cool food places. Mean but wants the best for you

Scorpio: Never runs out of things to talk about. Makes sure you’re always fed. Creative ideas. Holds you and tells you everything will be alright

Sagittarius: Popular but doesn’t give a shit. Focuses on you and only you. You’re the center of their universe. Busy but makes time for you

Capricorn: Quiet and mysterious. Has a hard time opening up. Loves their partner so much even if they don’t always show it. Will do anything for them

Aquarius: Plans all the dates and texts first. You never get sick of them. There’s always something new to learn about them 

Pisces: Loud and outgoing. Makes sure you know they love you. Kind of a spazz tbh, but it’s funny and lovable. Kinda clingy but knows when to leave you alone