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Lucien and Tarquin during mornings


Lucien tries to make oatmeal - OATMEAL - and he burns it to a fine crisp and he just groans and he goes to check on Tarquin to tell him the bad news about breakfast. But Tarquin MY SWEET TARQUIN has already made a buffet breakfast,,  like an eight course meal and he just pulls Lucien in for a kiss and smiles, running his dark fingers through his red hair “I got you, baby,” Tarquin whispers and hIS FOOD IS JUST AS AMAZING AS HIS LIPS YALL KNOW HE CAN COOK 

  • MC: [can't find the rfa in a crowd]
  • MC: man i'm hungry
  • Jaehee: me too
  • MC:
  • MC: found them



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Dating Draco Malfoy Would Include...

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~ Him telling you how beautiful and smart you are every two seconds

~ “You’re so bloody gorgeous, darling. Honestly, you could tone it down a bit. You’re making me look bad.”  

~ Doing homework by the Black Lake on nice days

~ Him sneaking into your dorm late at night 

~ Stealing his clothes 

~ He would complain about it but secretly think it was so attractive

~ He would show you off with so much confidence

~ Going to every Quidditch match and cheering on Draco (even if you’re in a different house)

~ Him ordering Crabbe and Goyle to get things for you 

~ Them hating you

~ Holding hands during long walks around Hogsmeade

~ Draco would be so confident in you and believe you could do anything you set your mind to. It would just be so encouraging. 

~ Narcissa would frequently steal you away and Draco would be so annoyed

~ Professors taking points from Slytherin and your house for PDA


~ Sneaking into the kitchens well after midnight and cooking five course meals 

~ Draco would be such a good cook omg

~ Narcissa would’ve taught him how

~ Holding hands under the table during class

~ When Draco became prefect, he would give detention to anyone that so much as looked at you wrong

~ After dating Draco for a while you would turn into such a badass just like him

~ He would be so proud

~ Going to the Yule Ball together

~ Him loving dancing with you after that

~ Draco would tease you all the time

~ Christmas at Malfoy Manor

~ Baths in the prefect bathroom

~ Stupid pick up lines

~ “Are you a snitch?” 

~ “What?” 

~ “Because you’re the greatest catch here.” 

~ “Hey, Y/N? I don’t need ‘accio’ to make you come.” 

~ Really good sex

~ Sneaking firewhiskey into the Slytherin Tower

~ Draco would be so touchy 


~ He would obsessively make sure you’re content 

~ “Y/N, are you cold? Do you want some butterbeer?” 

~ “No, I’m fine. Thanks, though.” 

~ “Here babe, take my scarf. Crabbe, go get two butterbeers.”

~ Watching the Black Lake from the common room and pointing out all the creatures

~ Him taking you on broom rides and doing crazy tricks to impress you

~ Which usually scares the hell out of you

~ But you loved being in the sky

~ Harry Potter would not be allowed to even breathe in your general direction

~ A first year Hufflepuff accidentally bumping into you and knocking your books out of your hand

~ Draco pinning him against the wall and threatening him until he cries

~ “Draco, what the hell is wrong with you!”

~ “He hurt you!” 

~ “It was an accident! Bloody hell, Draco! He’s eleven!” 

~ “’M sorry darling, just instincts…” 

~ Him helping you with homework 

~ You getting so stressed because you don’t understand and just having a mental breakdown because O.W.L.S are so close

~ Him just doing your homework for you

~ Snape recognizes his handwriting but doesn’t say anything

~ Yelling at him about the word “mudblood” 

~ EVERYONE in the entire school would know that you were his 

~ When the basilisk is out and about he walks you to every class even if he’s late for his own

~ Since Draco is a literal genius you two would both put your names in the Goblet of Fire

~ He would love to kiss you

~ The kisses would rang from little pecks to him literally trying to suck your face off

~ Harry would hate you

~ Ron would think you were the hottest creature on the planet

~ Hermoine would secretly admire how smart and independent you were

~ Lucius loving you and always telling you embarrassing things about Draco 

~ Lucius would be like a second father to you 

~ He would be so hard on Draco, but the second something upset you he would be threatening to kill

~ Him and Narcissa would send you on shopping sprees all the time

~ Draco would love shopping with you

~ “Will you try on lingerie for me?” 

~ Little arguments all the time

~ Exploring Hogwarts and knowing about lots of the castle’s secrets

~ Discovering the Mirror of Erised together

~ “What do you see?” 

~ “You.” 

~ Him loving to play with your hair

~ Jealousy 


~ You sharing notes with Goyle and Draco ignoring you both for the rest of the day

~ “Draco, what is your problem? I need love and attention, stop ignoring me.” 

~ “Go get some attention from Goyle.” 

~ You HATING Pansy Parkinson

~ Her knowing and trying to get in arguments with you every day

~ Her twirling her hair and batting her eyelashes at Draco in the hallway, “Dracy, are you still helping me with my Potions later? You promised.” 

~ You just walking up and snogging Draco right in the middle of their conversation and whispering something super dirty in his ear

~ “N-No, Pansy. I,” he has to stop and clear his throat “I don’t think that I can.” 

~ Him just loving you so, so much 

~ Draco would just be the best boyfriend

~ Like despite everything he goes through he always puts you first 

~ He just loves you so much ugh 

~ It would be so good

This was probably entirely too long but I love everything about Draco Malfoy so I can’t help it.

Dont make them your full course meal if you’re just an icing on their cake. You deserve more than that. You fucking deserve more than that. You deserve the moon and the stars and all those shit that guys promise to the girl they love. You deserve a goodnight text, not a ‘where are you, come here’ at 1 am. You deserve a goodmorning text, not a panic attack each night that he might be gone when you wake up. Hell, you deserve handwritten love notes and not just a text.

You deserve a breakfast in bed, or at the kitchen, as long as it is breakfast and it is your favorite pancake drizzled with your favorite chocolate and mapple syrup, because who cares if you gain a little bit of weight, he loves you anyways. You deserve a forehead kiss and tender kisses on your lips, and not a slap on your backside. You deserve a cuddle whenever you’re feeling out of sorts, and not a quick fuck. You deserve I love you’s, and not ‘give me some space’. You deserve much more than this. You deserve all of it, because girl, you are the baker of your own life and you… you can choose to be more than the pretty icing on their cake.
—  cynthia go // An Open Letter to All the Girls: You’re not just a pretty icing on the cake ( @cynthiatingo )
'95 line's definition of friendship
  • jimin: i have so many things to do right now, i think you'll have to come here for a bit
  • v: i'm having a meal right now though
  • jimin: is your meal important or am i important?
  • v: of course my meal is important why would you be important

Summary: Phil’s thirtieth birthday kicks off with an early present and a whole lot of fluff.

Genre: Reality, Fluff

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.7k

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“Any time you want to stop with the old man digs is fine by me” Phil flicks Dan on the forehead and settles back down under the covers, a yawn escapes his lips in the process.

“Can I at least carry on until lunchtime?” Dan asks, and Phil taps a finger to his chin.

“Tough decision, truly, but no. Sorry kid” he ruffles Dan’s hair and they share a grin at how they haven’t changed over the years. Dan has a feeling they never will. Eight years is a long time, if anything was going to change, it was only going to be for the better.

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BTS Reacts: Meeting Your Parents


Everyone piled into your tiny one bedroom apartment for the four course meal Jin had prepared. You had assured him that going out to a small family restaurant and casual clothes to meet your parents for the first time would be more than fine, but he insisted on cooking everything and wearing a 3 piece suit, though the pink apron he was adorning now was completely worth the disaster he was making of your small kitchen. He had made it clear when you told him about the plans that he wanted to have your parents approval of him and of your relationship.


You could tell Yoongi was nervous by the way his Daegu satoori was coming out.  He had taken you and your parents out to a nice restaurant to meet them for the first time. While he was never really into PDA, it was even more toned down in front of your parents, only pulling out your chair for you, and smiling and holding your hand when you pouted.


This was the third time Namjoon had burned the rice. You appreciated that he wanted to help you cook dinner for your parents but you sighed in frustration, deciding it would be best if you just met them at a small restaurant.  The small habits he had of calling you by your nickname and putting his arm on the back of your chair, you could tell he was trying to control so as not to be too forward. You sat there, a small smile spreading across your lips as he talked with your father, reassuring him that you were his priority, wherever his career took him.


You and Hobi had spent the better part of the evening dancing to music while trying to prepare dinner for your parents. As time for their arrival drew nearer, you noticed how he watched the clock, nervous jokes and laughter escaping him every couple of minutes. You kissed his forehead, reassuring him your parents would love him because he made you the happiest you had ever been. You could see him physically relax with the ease of conversation between him and your parents, his habits of kissing you on your forehead and calling you embarrasing nicknames surfacing without worry of what your parents might think.


You stood up from your seat in the small family-owned restaurant to greet your parents with a hug and blinked in surprise when you saw Taehyung hug your father with a wide smile. You giggled at your fathers surprise and smiled when he patted Tae’s back, a deep chuckle surfacing from him. You loved Taehyung for his personality and were glad that he didn’t change himself or his playful behaviors in front of your parents. Conversation came easily with Taehyung laughing with your mom about the silly habits you had when waking up or eating.


You watched Jimin, amused, as he bounced his leg next to yours, his clothed in the only suit he owned, while you wore your old worn out jeans and a hoodie. He was rapid fire questioning you about your parents, his Busan satoori coming out, making it hard for you to understand certain words. You giggled, trying to reassure him, but nothing would calm his nerves. As your parents arrived, he shot up from his chair, causing it to topple over, and bowed to them. Your mother giggled as he looked back towards the chair now laying on the floor, and then back to your and your parents, a look of utter horror distorting his beautiful features. You rolled your eyes and smiled at him. With introductions out of the way, you held his hand in reassurance throughout dinner, watching him visibly relax as time passed.


 You had never seen Jungkook so nervous. You were sitting beside him in the nice restaurant you knew your parents loved, watching as he nervously drummed his fingers against the table. You sighed, taking his hand, and kissed one of his knuckles, catching his eye. You smiled a reassuring smile and he gave a short laugh, bunny teeth cutely poking out. Dinner ran smoothly, with Jungkook adding to the conversation every so often, as to not seem overbearing. You noticed he paid special attention to your father when he was talking, and always acknowledged him when he was spoken to. You held his hand under the table and gave him a reassuring squeeze, a small smile spreading across his beautiful lips.

“We met at a swing dance class. For the next two months, we spent a lot of time together: we went out for drinks, went to music festivals, went for walks around town. But nothing was happening. Not even a kiss. It was driving me crazy. I was always on the phone with my friends, trying to figure this guy out. I thought I was being pretty obvious. Then one night I pulled out all the stops. I cooked him a five course meal, we drank a lot of wine, and we ended up on the couch together. But still nothing!” 

“I realized after I left that night that I probably should have kissed her. Something about the look on her face. But hey, I’m a modern guy. A woman can make the first move. Plus my last relationship had hurt me a lot. But I made up for it two nights later. We went out to an Italian restaurant for her birthday. And one of the waiters gave her a birthday kiss. Then suddenly four more waiters are giving her birthday kisses. And I’m feeling a little jealous. And I’m drinking a lot of champagne. Then after dinner we went out to a club. And ‘Promiscuous Girl’ comes on by Nelly Furtado. And I’d been practicing my swing dancing. So I twirled her around like this. And then boom.”

Are Tumblr SBs Worth Meeting?

Once Upon A Time, I organised this big sugar baby get together with girls I’d met individually but hadn’t met each other or any other SBs. I booked us in one Of Ramsay’s restaurants and I was super nervous that everyone wouldn’t get along but dinner went of with a bang!

I left them to go on a 10 course meal date (ironic after already dining at Gordon Ramsay’s right) and that night I found out they went freestyling and made a whatsapp group for us. I was super relieved they all got along so well and till this day they are my closest friends! I talk to them everyday and there are honestly the ones that make me laugh whenever I look at my phone.

My two other closest friends I met on my SB Instagram. One after she stood up for me when someone attacked my character online and the other after a regular SB meetup happened on one of the trickiest days of my life!

When I started blogging, it was with the intention to connect with other girls who were just like me, living a double life, but I never imagined I’d meet so many valuable women and gentlemen. 

I have met so many guys and girls on here that I’ve just forgotten, and some that I wish I could forget, but these few have stuck around for it all. I get so many messages every week via SC or IG or right here, from girls who wanna meet up, and while I don’t have the time or ability to do so as much as I would like,I hope that while you embark on whatever journey you are on, that you meet people, along the way, who make the whole process better.

random tythan hcs for the soul:

-they hold hands as much as possible. always. so much. and when ethan’s hands get too cold (canon!! I love!!!) while he’s editing they stiffen up so he just goes over to tyler and ty holds his hands for a bit to warm them up. cuties.

-ty really like eth’s waist?? for some reason?? like me too honestly but. he’s obsessed. so whenever they hug ty puts his big warm hands under lil bloo’s shirt n holds him real close n ethan thinks it’s so cute. he loves his bf so much.

-ethan’s puppy eyes absolutely destroy tyler. demolish him. he will do anything for his sweet blue boi. “tyler will u make me food” “no” *puppy eyes* “anything yes what would you like I’ll make you a five course gourmet meal” “thanks babe love u”

-ethan stares at tyler a lot. he just can’t get over how this handsome man would actually date him and he’s so?? happy??? like wow??? but ty does the same and he can’t get over how cute his bf is.

>> whenever ty catches eth staring ethan blushes really hard and ty just goes “you’re so beautiful” and then they’re kissing

-high school au: ethan wearing tyler’s varsity jacket to every football game and cheering him on. and whenever ty gets a touchdown he points to ethan cheering in the stand and blue boi gets so blushy fUCK

Just wait. No matter what just wait. Find something to keep you busy. Read a book. Write some poetry. Watch a Neflix series. Go for a walk. Sleep for 12 hours. Cook a 5 course meal. Anything to kill time while you wait. Wait for a certain amount of time. 2 months. 5 months. A year. Something. And whoever can live without you during that time, can do it from now on. You deserve better.
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