yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong
me: JD in the heathers musical was a very well written character who posed as a perfect example for how we can feel empathy for characters who are undeniably bad people. ya’ll: JD is a baby who did nothing wrong uwu me:
So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
I did. I broke it-
No, no you didn't. Heather?
Don't look at me. Look at Heather.
What? I didn't break it.
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
No, it's not!
If it matters, probably not...Heather was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ram!
Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, JD.
No. Who broke it?
*whispering* JD, Martha's been awfully quiet-
*talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.