me: i like this villian

yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong

me: i LOVE this villian in fact

  • JD: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Veronica: I did. I broke it-
  • JD: No, no you didn't. Heather?
  • Heather Chandler: Don't look at me. Look at Heather.
  • Heather Duke: What? I didn't break it.
  • Heather Chandler: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Heather Duke: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Heather Chandler: Suspicious.
  • Heather Duke: No, it's not!
  • Ram: If it matters, probably not...Heather was the last one to use it.
  • Heather Mac: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Ram: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Heather Mac: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ram!
  • Veronica: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, JD.
  • JD: No. Who broke it?
  • Heather Duke: *whispering* JD, Martha's been awfully quiet-
  • Martha: Really?!
  • Heather Duke: Yeah, really!
  • *later*
  • JD: *talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.