me:ouat

  • het shippers:omG YOU CAN'T JUST ASSUME PEOPLE'S SEXUALITIES STOP SAYING THEY'RE GAY THAT'S INSULTING THERE'S NO PROOF
  • society:*literally always assumes everyone is heterosexual without any sort of proof and requires 6 powerpoint presentations, 3 ten page long essays, the sacrifice of a virgin goat, and the ultimate approval of ellen degeneres to even consider that someone might not be heterosexual*
  • me:*looks into the camera like I'm on the office*