things you need to know when talking to me:

  • i talk really fast
  • i mumble
  • sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time
  • sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying
  • have fun trying to understand me
  • i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated

facts about my mom:

  • she is a forester
  • she has a habit of pointing out plants while driving
  • one of her favorite road rage swears is “dickweed”

facts about me:

  • i thought dickweeds were real plants for a longass time