me: ttoi

4

Poor Julius, when will he ever learn? Because for the FIFTH(!!!) year in a row I must correct him:  

Darling Julius, I’m very sorry to have to tell you this, but Malcolm WAS right the first time. It really IS the Twelfth of June.

Happy Happy Twelfth of June, everyone!

Let us all celebrate in the traditional manner by saying the date asfastaspossible while simultaneously *clearing our throats* in fully approved Malcolm style!

And let us also reflect that through a bizarre confluence of fate (and with a tiny change of pronoun) the actual subject they’re discussing could not be more  topically relevant.  

2

Malcolm does his impression of Jeremy Corbyn on the morning of June 9, 2017.

And you know how Jeremy Corbyn and Jesus Christ have the same initials? I think that can only mean Dan “Made Entirely of Smarm” Miller was actually a prophet in his own land and he didn’t even know it.

5

Graves: I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I am extremely miffed about today’s events and, in my quest to try and make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I’m likely to use an awful lot of what we would call “Violent Sexual Imagery”, and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.

(The Thick of It; series 3, episode 2) 

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malcolm tucker in every episode3.04

do not fucking interrupt me, son, ever. now, get this into the noggin, right? you breathe a word of this to anyone, you mincing fucking cunt, and i will tear your fucking skin off, i will wear it to your mother’s birthday party and i will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling bohemian fucking rhapsody, right? now, get out of my fucking sight!