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3005 by Childish Gambino vs. Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District.

Voice Ask Meme!

I think hearing people’s voices is really cool, but I haven’t found a voice meme I’m happy with, so I wanted to make my own! 

Here’s how the game is played: If you want to hear me do any of these, just send me the number(s) you want to hear and I’ll make an audio post! Include whatever specifics you’d like to hear me do in the ask - these are more guidelines than actual rules. Basically, it’s just like any other ask meme, only I speak the answers instead of typing them out!

1) Give an introduction! 

  • Put specifics in the ask

2) Read a poem!

  • Feel free to specify a poem in the ask

3) Read a passage from your favorite book or fanfiction. Alternatively, do a one-person-show of a scene from a movie or play. 

  • Feel free to suggest a passage or scene in the ask. If you want me to do a dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham, I will. 

4) Tell a joke. (Preferably a really bad one)

5) Tell a story from your childhood. 

  • Feel free to suggest a story in the ask, like asking me about the first time I did x, y, or z!

6) Tell me about the most exciting thing you’ve ever done or would like to do. 

7)  Tell two truths and a lie, so that people have to guess which is true. 

8) Give an instructions on how to preform a task of the asker’s choosing. 

  • Example: If the ask says “teach me how to dougie,” you must give vocal instructions on how to dougie. 

9) Can you record yourself speaking in different languages/accents?

10) Sing a song, if you dare!

  • Feel free to suggest a song in the ask! (If I don’t know the song, I might sing you something else instead, but I promise it will still be worth your while.)

Feel free to reblog so more people can play!

throwback / 2000s-early 2010s // listen here

i tried to keep it an upbeat playlist that u can sing along/dance to, its mostly pop/hip hop! these are the songs i loved in middle school.

  1. s&m - rihanna
  2. yeah! - usher (ft. lil jon and ludacris)
  3. one, two step - ciara (ft. missy elliott)
  4. fergalicious - fergie (ft.
  5. promiscuous - nelly furtado (ft. timbaland)
  6. sexyback - justin timberlake (ft. timbaland)
  7. come on over baby (all i want is you) - christina aguilera
  8. alejandro - lady gaga
  9. low - flo rida (ft. t-pain)
  10. hollaback girl - gwen stefani
  11. kiss me thru the phone - soulja boy (ft. sammie)
  12. so what - p!nk
  13. judas - lady gaga
  14. boom boom pow - the black eyed peas
  15. dj got us fallin’ in love - usher (ft. pitbull)
  16. like a g6 - far east movement
  17. london bridge - fergie
  18. what the hell - avril lavigne
  19. cooler than me - mike posner (ft. gigamesh)
  20. hey ya! - outkast
  21. down - jay sean (ft. lil wayne)
  22. replay - iyaz
  23. the sweet escape - gwen stefani (ft. akon)
  24. fire burning - sean kingston
  25. pretty girl rock - keri hilson
  26. lip gloss - lil mama
  27. sos - rihanna
  28. hot in herre - nelly
  29. crazy in love - beyoncé (ft. jay z)
  30. toxic - britney spears
  31. beautiful, dirty, rich - lady gaga
  32. love on top - beyoncé
  33. rehab - amy winehouse
  34. disturbia - rihanna
  35. milkshake - kelis
  36. clumsy - fergie
  37. everytime we touch - cascada
  38. hips don’t lie - shakira (ft. wyclef jean)
  39. don’t stop the music - rihanna
  40. evacuate the dancefloor - cascada
  41. take it off - ke$ha
  42. bad girls - m.i.a
  43. don’t cha - the pussycat dolls
  44. shut up and drive - rihanna
  45. teach me how to dougie - cali swag district
  46. boss ass bitch - ptaf
  47. dynamite - taio cruz
  48. only girl (in the world) - rihanna
  • Justin: "Hey guys, my sister-in-law is pregnant. Not only does she wanna put one of her sonogram pictures on her Christmas cards this year, she wants to photoshop a little Santa hat on her unborn child."
  • Griffin: YES.
  • Justin: "How do we politely explain to her that this is the worst idea ever?"
  • Griffin: You don't do that.
  • Travis: No.
  • Griffin: You don't do a thing.
  • Travis: In fact, I would suggest, like, a series of these doing different things. Like a little cowboy hat.
  • Griffin: Maybe he's playing a little flute, a little pan flute in there.
Signs that you have slipped deep into the diamond life.

1. Memesol
2. What angel?
3. Jihan vs Jeongcheol
4. Thughao
5. You know bad dad jokes
6. Low quality?!
7. The 17th of every month.
8. Jihancheol
9. Samuel, Mingming, Dongjin, Doyoon
10. Notif squad!!! 1:07 //1:17
11. Mr removed
12. 13+3+1
13. Joshua’s handmade shirt from predebut days.
14. Drink water
15. Woozi + Guitar = Mingyus death
16. Hansol the bubble
17. Crackline
18. 말 (mal//horse)
19. BGM boy
20. MOM! *inserts tears*
21. 10hour 10minute
22. Hotline bling
23. B-Boy
24. Domi
25. Super Seventeen
26. Simple
27. Michael Jackson
28. Desert - School - Jeju - Explosion
29. Emo + Tree = ♡
30. Teach me how to dougie

If you understood at least 15 or more of theses points, then it is most likely you have slipped into the diamond life. If you got all 30….You are trash.

A bunch of Seventeen videos :’) ~Updated Nov. 17 2015~

Andromeda with subs:

150716 (full)

150311 (full)

150619 (pt. ½)

150619 (pt. 2/2)

150805 (pt. ½)

150306 (full)

Random Andromeda clips:

The8 speed quiz (subbed)

Hoshi and Joshua’s staring contest

Funny/weird horse dance cut (ft.Hoshi x Vernon moment)

Hoshi singing I Do

Dk and Vernon singing 20

Vernon as a bubble

Hoshi cute dance

Hoshi and Seungkwan staring contest

Hoshi, Jun, Seungkwan, and The8 eating watermelon

Shining diamond fanchant by Seventeen


Seungkwan singing to Problem

Keep reading

  • Griffin: It's by Yahoo Answers user Ra, who asks, "Would your parents explain sex if you put it in your Christmas wishlist?" There's additional details but I feel like we need to address the first question first.
  • *Griffin repeats the question*
  • Griffin: It feels like he's asking... His parents never explained sex. He's requesting, on his Christmas list, that they do so. That they do the birds and the bees talks.
  • Travis: See, this is another good reason not to have lists.
  • Griffin: 'Cause you can put some crazy, crazy stuff like that in it?
  • Travis: Yeah.
  • Griffin: I mean, that seems like a pretty important present if they...if they skipped out on that. I don't know about you guys - I received a series of lectures.
  • ...
  • Griffin: Let me bust out the additional details. "I'm 20 and still awful at it."
  • *Justin gasps*
  • Travis: Oh no!
  • Griffin: We just broke through the crust into the creepy, creepy mantle of this question.
  • Justin: Oh, wow, so, you are like, wanting sex TIPS. You wanna go to your mom and dad and say, 'Hey mom and dad, teach me how to Dougie'.