me with my friend's baby

How to talk to a child like me about sex
  • 3 years ago (When I was 12 years old)
  • My biology teacher: (after a test) Your mother didn't talk to you about sex? You don't know anything.
  • Me: Mom, we have to talk about sex.
  • My mother: What the hell are you talking about?
  • Me: I wrote 12/20 in biology. You have to explain me some things for exams. So, sex is that when we hug each other and we kiss each other, but naked? It sounds disgusting and boring...
  • My mother: *100% done*
  • 3 years later (now)
  • My mother: Honey, I think you haven't understood that.
  • Me: Don't worry mother, I know everything about it.
  • My friend: Yeah. She can't just stop talking about it.
  • Me: *100% done*
  • My friend: *laughing*
  • My mother: WTH? Where is my cute, innocent baby?
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You are one of my favorite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life.

“mY BABIES ARE GROWING UP SO FAST!! IM GONNA CRY!! THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL AND IM V PROUD OF THEM!!! ”

-Me, a 15 year old, referring to a bunch of 20-30 year olds on the Internet

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harrison osterfield as johnny storm 🔥

originally posted on my instagram (and haz liked it!) (:

please don’t repost.

  • Other people: Omg the new episode shows Todoroki's backstory and I want more of him animated!!
  • Me: *slams down fist* MORE K I R I