me: camren’s dead camila left there’s literally absolutely no reason to ship camren anymore
*lauren comes out as bi* *lauren sings gay anthem* Camila: *makes a song that’s not about a boy but about a break up* “
You may think, that you’ll die without her But you know, that’s a lie that you told yourself” “
How do I fix it? Can we talk? Can we communicate? Can we talk? Do I wanna fix it? I have questions for you (I’m afraid of you) Is it my fault? Is it my fault? Do you miss me?” “
So here’s your ticketgirl, it’s a shot And I can’t make decisions with the stress” “
When she drop, it bounce back like a yo-yo (Oh) my God, you look good today” “
And I’m a sucker for the way that you move, babe
Sneaking in LA when the lights are low Off of one touch I could overdose” “
Lately I wonder how it feels to steal your kiss”
pairing: park jimin x oc genre/rating: smut, mature themes, language words: 11.3k summary: you’re working at a camp (kinda like camp rock) sexually frustrated and very single, when the camp suddenly decides to make more money by opening their doors for older “kids”. you come across park jimin, who makes it more than clear that he would like to get to know you better in more than one way
We set up the Lemax miniatures for Halloween yesterday and today a woman came in, saw the entire display and said:
“Oh. My. God. I knew they did this for Christmas, but I didn’t think they did it for Halloween!”
And I’m like - here: let me show you my favorites. So I showed her the miniature of death on a motorcycle flailing his scythe behind him and she’s like:
“On my way to steal yo girl!”
So I just kind of left her to stare in wonder for a few minutes and when she was done she went through my checkout line and bout like four of the houses. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a grown woman THIS HAPPY.
the other day me and my friend were doing a freelance job painting a mural at this sports facility when this dad came up and asked for a card for the place. and we were like “oh we dont work here” and he was like “oh doing your homework then? yous guys in high school?” and i legit dropped my pen and stopped what i was doing and he said “college then?” and i was like “youre not going to believe this one buddy but i’m twenty five” but THE MORAL of the story is that this actually explains why teenage girls are always give me dirty looks??? like im not tryna steal yo mans??? or be judged about my fashion choices????? i am 2 old and 2 tired tiny teens. leave me be.
okay, a little headcanon story me and @transchrishartley have cause my comment reminded me of this and i thought you’d like it XD. Mike and Beth had a bet to see who could sleep with every girl in their groups. Mike already had Sam and Emily under his belt when they started, and Beth had Jess.
Eventually, they got everyone but Ashley, cause Ashley seriously is not into Mike and Beth eventually seduced Ashley with her charm, but Mike decided to sleep with Hannah and so since Beth can’t do that for obvious reasons, its a stalemate (but technically Beth won)
so yes, 4/4 would and have banged ;)
also, our nickname for Beth is Beth “steal yo girl” Washington. Cause she can and will steal yo girl with her lesbian charm!!
DK honestly confuses me because when Adore U first debuted my sister and I thought he was supposed to be like the handsome sex appeal of the group but no, instead he’s actually a really goofy sunflower horse motherfucker and I’m so confused how one hairstyle can make him look so different.
You were at your job, side job. Because if anything you’d rather be a full time artist and photographer but that job wasn’t the biggest on paying bills.
You worked 9 to 5 at a market as a stocking associate, you unloaded merchandise from trucks and restocked things that need restocking.
Currently you were restocking an aisle of chips, not necessarily the funniest thing of course. Your head wandered off into space, as you pulled a bag of chips from the wrong section you triggered a literal avalanche as bags of chips fell from the shelf.
“Fuckin’ hell.” You groaned, kneeling down to pick them all back up. You noticed a pair of hands reach to help you and you looked up, “Thought you could use the extra hands.” He said with a smile, a smile that could only belong to an angel.
You snapped out of it, nodding. You said as you both placed the chips back on their shelf. You turned to him, “Thanks.” You said. “No problem, (Y/N).” He said, referring to your name tag.
He grinned, putting out his hand, “I’m Sebastian.” He said. You took his hand, shaking it, “You look really familiar for some reason.” You said, confused. “Once Upon a Time? Maybe Gossip Girl?” He asked, you shook your head. “Captain America, you played Bucky, right?” You asked.
He nodded, “That’s it.” He said with a grin. You chuckled, “My cousin is literally in love with you, she went to Comic Con to see you but the line was too long.” You explained. “That sucks, would’ve been nice to see her along with all the other fans who didn’t get the chance.” He said.
“You a fan?” He asked. You shook your head, “Not necessarily.” You said. “Damn, that hurt my feelings.” He said sarcastically, making you chuckle. “Why is that?” You asked. He shrugged, “You seem like a cool person.” He said simply.
“Why? Because I dropped a shit ton of chips?” You asked sarcastically. He chuckled, “When do you get off of work?” He asked. You instantly assumed he was working his charming magic on you… And it was working.
“At 5, why?” You asked. “We should hang out, maybe?” He suggested making you chuckle, “Are you asking me on a date?” You asked in disbelief. “If you want it to be a date, then yeah, I am.”
…I grew a moustache for a film These Foolish Things. I wanted to see if I could get away with it. I’m not sure I succeeded. It made complete sense when I was in a 1940s tuxedo with slicked back hair, but with a hoody I looked like a serial killer.