me when i steal yo girl

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He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

me: camren’s dead camila left there’s literally absolutely no reason to ship camren anymore

*lauren comes out as bi*
*lauren sings gay anthem*
Camila: *makes a song that’s not about a boy but about a break up*
“ You may think, that you’ll die without her But you know, that’s a lie that you told yourself”
How do I fix it? Can we talk? Can we communicate? Can we talk? Do I wanna fix it? I have questions for you (I’m afraid of youIs it my fault? Is it my fault? Do you miss me?
“ So here’s your ticket girl, it’s a shot And I can’t make decisions with the stress”
“ When she drop, it bounce back like a yo-yo (Oh) my God, you look good today”
 “ And I’m a sucker for the way that you move, babe
“ Sneaking in LA when the lights are low Off of one touch I could overdose”
“ Lately I wonder how it feels to steal your kiss”

me: fuck

club penguin bans sentence starters
  • "i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
  • "holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
  • "i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
  • "why is the only angry one black?"
  • "get in loser, we're going sledding,"
  • "jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
  • "ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
  • "i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
  • "i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
  • "i could go back and pretend to be you,"
  • "fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
  • "you're tearing this family apart, ___"
  • "what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
  • "i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
  • "wanna hear a joke? your future,"
  • "i would like to order all the money,"
  • "when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
  • "do it for the vine,"
  • "you dress like an idiot,"
  • "girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
  • "hey you forgot something. your social life,"
  • "help me hide this body in here,"
  • "did you just propose, using emojis?"
  • "do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
  • "it's called capitalism,"
  • "thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
  • "shit, we on national television,"
  • "bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
  • "can you leave my house please?"
  • "i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
  • "can i pay you in swag?"
  • "excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
  • "what the flipper?"
  • "santa isn't real,"
  • "what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
  • "a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
  • "locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
  • "man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
  • "fuck it, i ain't running,"
  • "hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
  • "i'll ask my mom,"
  • "smooth as butter,"
camp f*ck

pairing: park jimin x oc
genre/rating: smut, mature themes, language
words: 11.3k
summary: you’re working at a camp (kinda like camp rock) sexually frustrated and very single, when the camp suddenly decides to make more money by opening their doors for older “kids”. you come across park jimin, who makes it more than clear that he would like to get to know you better in more than one way

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Code Pumpkin story:

We set up the Lemax miniatures for Halloween yesterday and today a woman came in, saw the entire display and said:

“Oh. My. God. I knew they did this for Christmas, but I didn’t think they did it for Halloween!” 

And I’m like - here: let me show you my favorites. So I showed her the miniature of death on a motorcycle flailing his scythe behind him and she’s like:

“On my way to steal yo girl!”

So I just kind of left her to stare in wonder for a few minutes and when she was done she went through my checkout line and bout like four of the houses. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a grown woman THIS HAPPY. 

the other day me and my friend were doing a freelance job painting a mural at this sports facility when this dad came up and asked for a card for the place. and we were like “oh we dont work here” and he was like “oh doing your homework then? yous guys in high school?” and i legit dropped my pen and stopped what i was doing and he said “college then?” and i was like “youre not going to believe this one buddy but i’m twenty five” but THE MORAL of the story is that this actually explains why teenage girls are always give me dirty looks??? like im not tryna steal yo mans??? or be judged about my fashion choices????? i am 2 old and 2 tired tiny teens. leave me be. 

ships that disgust me to death

1. dullena (OTP: i'mma fuck you senseless while my bro is missing)

2. daroline (OTP: hey caroline remember when i abused and raped you?)

3. datherine (OTP: kat: “I never loved you, damon. it was always stefan.”

4. bamon (OTP: yo bonnie i'mma try to kill u twice)

5. dexi (OTP: i killed yo ass to save my own sorry ass)

6. dalaric (BROTP: i killed you five times lol and u became crazy bc of meh)

7. denzo (BROTP: lol toodles, have a nice time burning alive in a cage)

8. defan (BROTP: i'mma steal ur girl and fuck her the day u break up)

9. debekah (OTP: gonna sabotage the shit out of you)

10. deremy (BROTP: wanna know a fun fact? ur sister rejected me so i snapped ur neck it was ur fault lol)

i seriously cannot

in which normani's the real ms steal yo girl

disclaimer: gifs aren’t mine and if you made them and wanna be credited just let me know

ok so normani’s got game

look at this little shit she knows what she’s doing

and her smug little smile when she sees how delighted Dinah is “she said yes” of course she did you dumbass, you’re “her lover” remember?

ok so onto another member bc normani kordei Hamilton spares no one

look at her she thinks she’s charming lauren don’t play this annoying kid’s game


fuck jauregui what did I just say? btw lauren is really appreciative of normani's hotness but i won’t talk about that here

i mean


that’s


just


unnecessary

ok lauren it’s ok it’s not like you wanna date her or something


oh well..

at least ally knows better right? right?

wrong she’s just as smitten as the other 3


 

so much game u could call her nintendo
her favorite person to flirt with is camila bc camila “what even is flirting"cabello is the second biggest casanova in this group

look at her face she’s so happy with herself i can’t stand her

smooth mani smooth

yes she is but u love it don’t front

conclusion: hide your kids, hide your wives and your  husbands cause normani’s a playa and everybody loves her

What happened in my head when I watched Jacqui and Erron's intro
  • Jacqui: I'm so happy to be with you, baby.
  • Takeda: Me too. *they both kissed and suddenly *
  • Erron: *pops out and snatches Jacqui * 🎶It's Mister-steal-yo-girl 🎶
  • Takeda: Noooo!
  • Jacqui: What the-?!

holeybubushka  asked:

Ok but HOW CUTE IS BETH (her little face! Aw)

Originally posted by vevehoshizora

10/10 would bang!!! 

okay, a little headcanon story me and @transchrishartley have cause my comment reminded me of this and i thought you’d like it XD. Mike and Beth had a bet to see who could sleep with every girl in their groups. Mike already had Sam and Emily under his belt when they started, and Beth had Jess.

Eventually, they got everyone but Ashley, cause Ashley seriously is not into Mike and Beth eventually seduced Ashley with her charm, but Mike decided to sleep with Hannah and so since Beth can’t do that for obvious reasons, its a stalemate (but technically Beth won)

so yes, 4/4 would and have banged ;)

also, our nickname for Beth is Beth “steal yo girl” Washington. Cause she can and will steal yo girl with her lesbian charm!!

DK honestly confuses me because when Adore U first debuted my sister and I thought he was supposed to be like the handsome sex appeal of the group but no, instead he’s actually a really goofy sunflower horse motherfucker and I’m so confused how one hairstyle can make him look so different.

Bright sunflower DK

Mr. Steal Yo Girl DK

how are they the same fucking person???

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~~~~~

You were at your job, side job. Because if anything you’d rather be a full time artist and photographer but that job wasn’t the biggest on paying bills.

You worked 9 to 5 at a market as a stocking associate, you unloaded merchandise from trucks and restocked things that need restocking.

Currently you were restocking an aisle of chips, not necessarily the funniest thing of course. Your head wandered off into space, as you pulled a bag of chips from the wrong section you triggered a literal avalanche as bags of chips fell from the shelf.

“Fuckin’ hell.” You groaned, kneeling down to pick them all back up. You noticed a pair of hands reach to help you and you looked up, “Thought you could use the extra hands.” He said with a smile, a smile that could only belong to an angel.

You snapped out of it, nodding. You said as you both placed the chips back on their shelf. You turned to him, “Thanks.” You said. “No problem, (Y/N).” He said, referring to your name tag.

He grinned, putting out his hand, “I’m Sebastian.” He said. You took his hand, shaking it, “You look really familiar for some reason.” You said, confused. “Once Upon a Time? Maybe Gossip Girl?” He asked, you shook your head. “Captain America, you played Bucky, right?” You asked.

He nodded, “That’s it.” He said with a grin. You chuckled, “My cousin is literally in love with you, she went to Comic Con to see you but the line was too long.” You explained. “That sucks, would’ve been nice to see her along with all the other fans who didn’t get the chance.” He said.

“You a fan?” He asked. You shook your head, “Not necessarily.” You said. “Damn, that hurt my feelings.” He said sarcastically, making you chuckle. “Why is that?” You asked. He shrugged, “You seem like a cool person.” He said simply.

“Why? Because I dropped a shit ton of chips?” You asked sarcastically. He chuckled, “When do you get off of work?” He asked. You instantly assumed he was working his charming magic on you… And it was working.

“At 5, why?” You asked. “We should hang out, maybe?” He suggested making you chuckle, “Are you asking me on a date?” You asked in disbelief. “If you want it to be a date, then yeah, I am.”

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Andrew Lincoln in These Foolish Things

…I grew a moustache for a film These Foolish Things. I wanted to see if I could get away with it. I’m not sure I succeeded. It made complete sense when I was in a 1940s tuxedo with slicked back hair, but with a hoody I looked like a serial killer.