me too karl

I think the reason I have no friends is bc I just spend the day singing and dancing to Lazytown songs.

Probably what happens:

Person: “Hey what’s up-”
Me: “sLIP AND SLIDE ON THESE BANANA PEALS.”
Person: *starts to back up slowly*
Me: *bites into apple, aggressively* “nO ONES LAZY IN LAZYTOWN.”

A Dream Come True 10/?

Finn Balor x Reader

(Y/N) is a single thirty-year-old woman who wants more than anything to be a mother. After finding out she is pregnant by the sperm donor she chose, she begins emailing her donor. Was it all fate all along?

Tag List (as always this may work, it may not. Hopefully it does!):

@ladywitheclecticheart , @angelicvipbeauty, @vebner37, @lavitabella87, @flightofthefantasies , @ambrosegirlforever , @lakama15 , @sugurunicorn, @dandelionw1shes , @valeonmars, @theactingpickle, @unforgottenheros , @wwesmutdonedirtcheap ,  @alexahood21

AN: Well guys it’s finally time! This chapter contains smut!

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