me too karl

I think the reason I have no friends is bc I just spend the day singing and dancing to Lazytown songs.

Probably what happens:

Person: “Hey what’s up-”
Me: “sLIP AND SLIDE ON THESE BANANA PEALS.”
Person: *starts to back up slowly*
Me: *bites into apple, aggressively* “nO ONES LAZY IN LAZYTOWN.”