me this winter

My greatest fear is dying before Sebastian Stan finishes his nine picture contract with Marvel.

when Tony is in danger vs when Bucky is in danger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.

to be honest, i expected piracy in the future to involve a lot more airships and a lot less illegally downloaded music
  • Steve: We need a signal for Sam.
  • Sam: Ooh, what about-
  • Bucky: CAW-CAW!
  • Sam: LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Episode begins. Oh noes, a white wolf is howling at the moon!

Wow, that’s quite a blizzard… I hope he stays war–

*it cuts to closeup*

…ah. 

Never mind, I guess there wasn’t any snow blowing after all. We must have all just imagined it. 

…anyway, the gang meets a guy with a head shaped like a butternut squash,

–Scooby reacts to a bunch of potentially-spooky things,

–and they’re shown to their room.

After all this stuff happens, several minutes later, we cut back…

and that wolf is still howling at the moon, in that exact same position, having not moved at all.

I guess wolf union rules aren’t too stringent about taking breaks.