me the whole week

anonymous asked:

what do you think would happen in a haikyuu beach OVA?

G O D  anything would be good but imagine a

Haikyuu beach OVA as things I saw happening on a beach in Italy:

  • Karasuno as the group of children abruptly stopping the splash war because someone yelled “IT’S ICE CREAM TIME”
  • Tendou as the guy on an inflatable swan attacking every other person on an inflatable animal and coalizing with every other person on an inflatable swan
  • Kuroo as the guy who pretended to be a part of the entertaining staff and made a group of 10 old ladies participates to his made up water aerobics class
  • Tsukishima as the lifeguard who said “god I wish more people drowned this job is so boring”
  • Terushima as the other lifeguard who spotted a couple in the water and yelled “DO YOU NEED CONDOMS?” and actually threw condoms at them from the rawboat
  • Miya Atsumu as the kid who asked if the bar accepted his brother as a payment for candies
  • Hinata as the guy who suggested “we’re gonna play volleyball in the water but no one is allowed to touch the ball with their hands”
  • Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa and Daichi as the four grown ass men being over competitive in their dads vs sons football match
  • Suga as the mom who said “I chose this club specifically because I was promised they were keeping my children away from me for the whole week”
  • Kenma as the guy who arrived at the beach, put his towel down, said he was going to the bathroom and never came back
  • Iwaizumi as the guy who held this conversation with an old lady: “are you not married?” “no” “is it because you’re gay” “well…” “you’re a fine gay man I wish you all the happiness”
  • Akaashi as the mom who ordered “a glass of water for my daughter, a diet coke for my husband and a scotch for me”
  • Kuroo as the guy who asked “may I touch your abs?” and Bokuto as the guy who answered “I’d be honored bro”

- extra bonus: Kuroo *winning the swim race*: “RIN MATSUOKA CAN SUCK MY DICK” / Oikawa *yelling from the beach*: “YOU WISH”

Honestly I think bi problems can be summed up in 4 words: people in formal wear

three weeks ago when I was freaking out about my cat I was shadily told by my stepmom that “ugh we’re working things out; he’ll be back by the time you’re home” and now after three whole weeks I’m back in my dad’s custody and he’s not home and he’s gone and I haven’t seen him in weeks and weeks and I want to cry and I’ll never see him again I knew it was a lie

that one time i gave my husband head.

all the things i did,
i don’t do everytime i give someone head. that was actually my only time doing so.

the basic dick sucking,
sucking and massaging his balls until he came.

the way he nutted was so funny.
he laid there, holding himself acting like he was stuck and said, “I’m dead. you killed me.”

said for a whole week straight he couldn’t get hard anymore 😂 i don’t know if that was a compliment or what.

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The Climax of V’s Route

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

Jesse, you don’t have to listen to me all the time. It’s your own damn life. But if there’s anything I want you to actually take to heart, it’s this:
Find someone who is the lyrics to your music and the music to your lyrics.
Got that mijo?

Band AU. It’s honestly my favorite AU that I have going on with this lovely.

It has become extensive story wise and I do not have the confidence to summarize it well enough to do it justice. oTL

But some context for these two: Hanzo and McCree are in a rag tag rock band and get to know one another during the band’s tour. Hanzo is the bassist and McCree is lead vocalist who also plays guitar. Hanzo is excellent at writing lyrics and McCree excels at composing songs. They learn more about each other, help each other through their fears and the ghosts of their pasts, connect through music and lyrics, flirt while they play billiards, cheesy lyrics and implied confessions happen on stage, twooter drama, lots of antics in trailers, and more. 

Bottom line, we love this AU and it’s very dear to us!

(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪

Bonus:

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Bokuaka Week Day 3 & 4: Model/Photographer AND Wings & Petty Akaashi

Akaashi doesn’t know what he was thinking when he accepted a couple tattoo…anyways don’t be like that Akaashi you did it weeks ago 

School  Explained By Rick Sanchez

Freshman

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Sophomores

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Juniors

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Seniors

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