Okay but what if your OTP lived next to your house?
- OTP: *goes out*
- Me: Follows with high tech binoculars and camaflauge outfit.
- OTP: *eats out*
- Me: *hiding under the table with bugging device*
- OTP: *laughing and talking in lawn*
- Me: *in next lawn with huge newspaper with eye holes*
- OTP: *chilling inside*
- Me: *outside window eating popcorn*