me popcorn = otp

Okay but what if your OTP lived next to your house?
  • OTP: *goes out*
  • Me: Follows with high tech binoculars and camaflauge outfit.
  • OTP: *eats out*
  • Me: *hiding under the table with bugging device*
  • OTP: *laughing and talking in lawn*
  • Me: *in next lawn with huge newspaper with eye holes*
  • OTP: *chilling inside*
  • Me: *outside window eating popcorn*

I’m bored so here’s El Guaco being gay with everyone on the dance floor

Except that being with @thatonenerdygirlinclass‘ OC @kaythemarshmallow isn’t gay (yes I have been reading/stalking your and @jellyboy-surs‘ rp and SCREW YOU YOU GOT ME SHIPPING THEM TOO, THEY’RE GODDAMN CUTE AND THEIR CHEMISTRY WAS GUAY [also I see you’re having an NSFW scene going on now. let me take my popcorn]) Guac’s harem just keeps growing

Anyway. My combobreaker OTP El Doucho in fiery latin american passion as always, and the super fabelnaf frankführer getting dazzling with his hot Mexican chevalier. (I imagine the Sauerco pic particularly takes place in the Liquor Aisle)