me on the inside today

  • Friend: So who is your favorite composer?
  • Me: Chopin :)
  • Me on the inside: He was born March 1 1810 in Poland but his birthday is sometimes contested to be February 22 of the same year and he had three sisters one of whom died of tuberculosis at the age of 14 in 1827 and he left Poland for the last time at the age of 20 and traveled to Vienna and then Paris where he spent the remainder of his life and he was in a relationship with George Sand and was close to her children Solange and Maurice until the relationship disintegrated and he died a few years later in Paris in 1849 at the age of 39 of what was most likely tuberculosis and he was five foot seven and only grew sideburns on one side of his face and

anonymous asked:

BODY 👏 SWAP 👏 TROPE 👏 Hcs for members switching bodies with another member for a day what would they do 👻 You can pick who switches with who ~ love you 💕

i am loving this freaky friday shit

Yoosung in Jumin’s body

  • suddenly sleep deprived gamer boy has to play head of a massive corporation for the day?
  • he hates it
  • FIRST OF ALL, he cant understand anything anyone is saying
  • he cant even enjoy all the luxury of being Jumin, he’s too busy answering confusing phone calls that he has to clumsily stutter his way through
  • “Mr. Han, did you look over the marketing teams newest proposal for re-branding products to better appeal to a wider range of potential clients?”
  • “um…yea it was good. sounds like a good idea”
  •  “excellent. when you have time today please email me with-”
  • “yea sure tell Jaehee and i’ll do it”
  • “Mr. Han, i think-”
  • he hangs up, and that happens a few times before he even gets to work
  • gets lost like three times looking for his own office
  • as soon as he sees Jaehee he runs up to her and hugs her
  • “Jaehee oh my god this has been the worst morning ever everyone talks like their 50 years old and i-”
  • “Mr. Han? i dont think this behavior is-”
  • he lets go and brushes himself off, clearing his throat
  • “ah..um..yes, of course. i’ll be in my office…..assistant Kang…”
  • tries to pull his office door open, discovering that its a push door
  • all day:

Zen in Jaehee’s body

  • first of all
  • he knew Jaehee was a fan but like….
  • not this big of a fan
  • he is both overwhelmed by how thankful he is to have so much support and…a little freaked out?
  • also, he thinks Jaehee is attractive but who are we kidding, when he looked in the mirror and saw not himself, he was pretty upset
  • also pretty disappointed in Jaehee’s fashion sense but thats another subject for another day
  • there is no way in hell Zen was gonna go play Jumin assistant all day, he would rather die probably
  • and Zen knows better than anyone just how desperately this poor girl needs a break
  • so he decides to have a little treat yo self day!
  • he goes shopping and drinks fancy starbucks coffee and even gets a massage
  • he even snags a few cute boys numbers
  • (which yknow….Jaehee doesnt really need….but anyway)
  • he isnt really giving Jaehee a day off by doing this
  • but at least the massage will leave her feeling good in the morning!!

Jaehee in Seven’s body

  • cleaning
  • just, so much cleaning
  • also leaving the house to buy groceries
  • then getting a violent reminder that Seven is a very busy person when his boss calls
  • he sounds so scary and keeps talking about a “hard deadline” and someone named “agent vanderwood”
  • isnt that Sevens maid or something….?
  • well, no one can work on an empty stomach. not even the defender of justice
  • when she returns, agent vanderwood is there but she doesnt know its him
  • probably goes all martial arts on him, thinking its an intruder
  • vanderwood is a trained agent so he fights back a bit before being like SEVEN WHatTHE FUCK WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME ILL LITERALLY TAZE YOU
  • “taze me? arent you here to clean?”
  • VANDERWOOD IS READY TO KILL
  • “just do your work, alright?”
  • “um…yea…of course….”
  • KEYBOARD MASHING
  • Jaehee has no idea whats going on but she knows how to make it sound like she’s doing shit
  • starts working on C&R projects at one point

Jumin in Zen’s body

  • first thing he does is wake up and chop his hair off
  • all that hair just gets in the way?? he hates it??
  • that will be a nice surprise for Zen the next day :)
  • he knows that Zen probably has rehearsal and stuff but he’s not an actor
  • and he has a more important job to do anyway at C&R 
  • uuuggHHHH why doesnt Zen own any NICE suits??!
  • spends Zen’s money on a 3 piece suit
  • much better :)
  • then he tried to go into work just, as Zen
  • so many people tried to stop and ask who he was but he just walked past them
  • theres no time to try and prove his identity, he has to start the work day
  • finally he gets to his floor, where Jaehee is working at her desk
  • “assisstant Kang, i will be working in Zen’s body today. please forward my massages”
  • JAEHEE IS AEUFGGKWBEKJNSDVIHSEFN
  • THATS ZENS VOICE
  • but?? is that zen???
  • so upset because he has to reschedule all his meetings for that day
  • “i cant meet with the board looking like this”

707 in Yoosungs body

  • TIME FOR SCHOOL, KIDS
  • he has so much fun being Yoosung
  • hates Yoosung’s laptop so much
  • he misses his high performance laptop
  • finds a planner with Yoosungs class schedule in it
  • Yoosung doodles all over his planner, thats so cute
  • alright, he has to do everything he can with his one day back in college
  • upon entering his first class, he finds they’re taking an exam
  • its calc 2 so he aces it, of course
  • you’re so welcome, Yoosung
  • acts like a total smart ass all day
  • after classes he plays LOLOL for like 6 hours straight
  • Yoosung is literally so lucky to have me inside his body today
  • (lolololololololol)
  • also does all of Yoosungs homework for him
  • thinks to himself all day wow Seven, you’re such a saint

THANKS FOR READING!!!! SORRY FOR PUSHING MY YOOSEVEN AGENDA ALL THE TIME

edit: i love you too
guys i want to do something...

so right here is camila discusses about the trolls and the issues she has been through and what she decided about them…

she seems now got over the trolls but most importantly is the damage it caused which is taking down her previous animation “do or die” which caused the lose of views and that made her revenue on youtube go extremely down which is sad and disappointing youtube is her job and it won’t be good if it’s of no use anymore….

sooooo i am going to help a little by that…

open any 10+ minutes video of her and make it in a loop …. idk if that actually works but it won’t harm to try i want to raise the views for her so she could retain the damage that has been done….she is my first idol and my inspiration to start animating seeing her like that hurts me inside….she actually going to upload another speedpaint later today and it’ll be 10+ minutes as she said i am going to watch it enjoy it then put it in a loop and enjoy the music after that for as long as i can….if you want to help then that’s awesome from you :D…and if not then it’s ok i am gonna be the lonely viewer here :’D

@camilaart you are strong and i am always supporting you

Adventures in retail

female customer: “I’ve been inside painting today!” *starts showing me all her cuts and bruises on her hands and her thumb had green paint on it, lol*
old cranky dude: “Well, you shouldn’t be doing that! That’s up to the man! Do you not have a man around???”
female customer: “I got rid of him ‘cos all he ever did was sit on his ass and watch me work!!!”
old cranky dude: “Well….you know who started that??! FDR!”
female customer: *confused* “What does he have to do with it??”
old cranky dude: “He…he had women go out of the home and work! Ruined families!!!”
female customer: “Well, I own my own company.”
old cranky dude: “What kind of company is it?”
female customer: “I’m a landscape architect. Do you know that (man-made) lake out by (newer subdivision in town)?? I built that.
old cranky dude: "You mean you worked with the general contractor?”
female customer:NO. I. BUILT. THAT.”
old cranky dude: *face getting more and more red*

me:

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anonymous asked:

Could you write a blurb where (y/n) goes for like a midnight swim in the hotel pool and Niall is there skinny dipping and they end up having sex? Please, I love your writing x

Could you do a niall smut involving a feisty very short girl who is a few years older then him, PRETTY PLEASE!? I absolutely love your writings and re-read them over and over!

It had been a helluva day.  I felt like I’d been pulled from one interview to another to another.  All while fans wanted pictures and autographs, my friends wanted replies to the congratulatory emails and texts, and my parents wanted a phone call.

My first solo album had been released.  And so far, so good would have been an understatement.  Every physical copy sold out in the stores.  The first single release had been a roaring success and the tickets for my tour had sold out in minutes.

I had yet to get a chance to enjoy it.  Let’s be honest, I had yet to get a chance to breath.  It was three a.m. and the entire hotel was silent save for the small army of fans in the lobby I’d encountered on my way in.

I did my due diligence for an hour.  Which is to say I took pictures with everyone, signed anything they wanted and even sat down to get their perspective on the album.  It had, after all, been made for their enjoyment.

I was far too jazzed to sleep.  I’d been subsisting for most of the day on caffeine and sugar so it was no real shock that I was buzzing.  I had asked the front desk clerk if the pool was open.  She said it was and incognito handed me the key.  I took that to mean it was actually closed but since she liked me she was breaking the rules.

So I grabbed my swim trunks, a towel and my flip flops and headed downstairs.  I couldn’t wait to sit there in the glowing blue water and contemplate everything that happened to me today.  

I pushed the creaky door open and peeked inside the pool.  This hotel, being that it was five star, had definitely gone over and above when it came to their pool.  The pool was on the roof so no one around could see into the windows surrounding the entire thing.  I was on top of the world all by myself.

I raised my eyebrows after the door clicked closed behind me.  No one around, everyone was asleep, should I?  I had done it before and not been caught.  I smiled and nodded to myself, skinny dipping it is.  

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Ok but a Detective Conan AU for Tokunosuke Pls 🎉✨🎶⭐️👀

anonymous asked:

someone said veiny cock and I just gasped. Yes please, imagine him shivering and stuttering if you ran your nail down a very prominent vein on his dick. I need that

“You just have the prettiest cock, don’t you?” You ask him, lying down on your tummy, left hand wrapped around his cock while you pump him slowly, up and down, eyes locked on the way his foreskin moves, pink head of his cock appearing and disappearing as you go. “’S not even supposed to be pretty but fuck… yours is so pretty.”

Your mouth waters and you swallow hard, eyes flicking up to catch Harry’s, his green ones shining with wonder as he observes you while you touch him - his cheeks are flushed and his mouth is in a perfect O shape, lips shining and plump from all the kissing you had done earlier, his breathing labored, stomach muscles tightening as your hands slides up and down his shaft.

“This right here is my favourite…” You gulp, hand stopping it’s movements so you can hold him while your nail runs up and down the vein that runs down his cock gently, a shudder racking his body, a loud moan erupting from his lips at the same time his fingers tighten on your hair. “Just makes your cock prettier.”

Leaning down, you run the tip of your tongue over it and he exhales sharply, pulling you closer by your hair and you can’t help the smile on your face.

“Driving me mental…” Harry accuses, gasping when you give a broad lick up his length before encasing the head with your lips and sucking lightly, tongue sliding from side to side against the small slit on the tip.  “T-tryin’ to make me cum befo’ I can even get inside yeh?”

“Don’t want you to fuck me today…” You tell him and he frowns, pulling on your hair to make you look up at him. “Just want a mouthful.”

I went out today looking for a copy of Mrs. Dalloway and came home with five new things for Lio and a literary anthology about dogs.