me on my way to steal ur girl

anonymous asked:

Don't you love how white people are here trying to be tanner and sunbathing in deadly UV rays while Indian girls who are golden skinned goddesses are being forced to stay in the shade and use bleaching creams because DARK IS UGLY BETI!!

BABE!!! DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!! its literally the most annoying especially considering white girls that get sosososo tan and then they like apply foundation that’s BASICALLY brownface and they’re all ‘so cute #summervibes’ and im like?????? ur really gonna try n steal my skin color but when it comes to speaking out on issues that plague our community ur dead silent??? OKAY THEN!!!! it’s just another way for white girls to eroticize/fetishize our appearance and its annoying as shit 

just so u know my darksinned indian sisters… fair and lovely is BULLSHIT. you and your dark skin are lovely. you and your dark skin make summer colors and gold jewelry POP. i don’t care what ur gossipy aunties or ur dadis or even ur ammas say. you look AMAZING. 

bob characters as texts i have recieved
  • winters: FOLLOW THE RULES ITS NOT THAT HARD I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BREAK EVERY ONE OF THEM POSSIBLE
  • nixon: ( ͡ʖ ͡°)
  • welsh: steal my homework and i will stab you with a fork i stole
  • speirs: *shoves hands in jar of honey* ive got sticky fingers
  • webster: i have a papercut i cant come over u will have to do the whole project on ur own
  • perconte: im not little fucKING FIGHT ME WAit no dont pls im smol dont kill me
  • liebgott: LETS FUCKIN DO THIS *cracks knuckles* *pops neck* *stretches* COMIC BOOK TIME
  • toye: i swear to god girl i will fight you i will fight your mom and your dad and anyone who gets in the way of my fists because i have no control please send help
  • guarnere: *singing* text me one more time i will fuck you up-up-up-up, gonna murder, gonna murder, gonna murder, dddddDEATH
  • lipton: i gotta go ignore you now bye
  • heffron: just imagine how cute a penguin couple would be, like would they hold flippers? imagine the snowball fights omg its so cute, i want a penguin girlfriend
  • blithe: what do you think dragons dream about?
  • luz: i just spent my life savings on 97 bags of jolly ranchers
  • roe: shoutout to me for only losing my chill once. thirteen people died. never again.
  • sobel: stop
  • dike: ¿¿¿¿???؟؟؟؟؟؟﹖﹖﹖¿¿¿¿