me obsessed

penguinsoo0112  asked:

Hi! I was tagged my these angels: jongdaesvoice, notweirdbutunique squishy-do and I would like to tag them back and also kyungsuoo, delusoonal, lovinthesoo, im-obsessed-help-me, phanadox, blinktv, yeol-stole-my-soul, flowerprincesoo, yixinx, eclipticbyun, kyungiebunny, dokyungwrites, kyungkong, urijongdae, squynhty, blinktv, dyodyo-kyungsoo, and dohreos (sorry if this is super long but ILY ALL ❤️ thank you for being my friends)

@jongdaesvoice @notweirdbutunique @squishy-do @kyungsuoo @delusoonal @lovinthesoo @im-obsessed-help-me @phanadox @blinktv @yeol-stole-my-soul @flowerprincesoo @yixinx @eclipticbyu @kyungiebunny @dokyungwrites @kyungkong @urijongdae @squynhty @dyodyo-kyungsoo @dohreos

My goal in life: be 100% more like Garrus Vakarian. 

I’m going to sass my way allllllll the way to the top on nothing but a wing and a prayer, got my cool glasses and my rock music and nothing can stop my vigilante one man army last man standing bravadoooo yeahhhhhh

*holsters finger guns*



actually let’s talk about you because I admire no one more, you’re my best friend and I trust you implicitly and I’m starting to think I’m legit actually in love love with you ha haaa

btw are you getting enough sleep

How dan and Phil probably broke up #62
  • Phil: You've been bad and bad boys get punished
  • Phil: *ties Dan to the bed*
  • Dan: Ooo are we gonna have kinky se-
  • Phil: *plays hello internet on loop*
  • Friend: Guess what? I stumbled upon this new musical. It’s really good and I think you’d like it!
  • Me: Oh?
  • The Responsible Side of Me: Oh, NO. Stop it. STOP IT. I know what you’re thinking. DON’T. You’ve got too many obsessions with musicals. Your relationship with Broadway is not healthy. NOT HEALTHY! Wait, what are you— You can’t— NO—
  • Me: So what’s it called?