me myself and kevin

Shows that I am currently watching that I need friends to talk about with:

  • The Good Place
  • The Good Doctor
  • The Orville
  • The Mayor
  • Ravens Home
  • Kevin Probably Saves the World
  • Stitchers
  • Young Sheldon
  • 9JKL
  • Me, Myself and I
  • Will and Grace
  • Timeless
  • Ghosted
  • Lucifer
  • Brooklyn 99
  • The Gifted
  • Superstore
  • Great News
  • Shadowhunters

Kevin and Aaron trying to assemble furniture together and Aaron somehow builds the shelf with only half the screws required,,
Kevin is like “you didn’t do it right, what if it comes apart and falls on you??”
Aaron looks up at the shelf while nodding. He’s been working on it for 5 hours. “Do it, you coward,” he murmurs at the cheap wood, “end me.”

my nicknames for The Boyz™
  • sangyeon: old boy
  • jacob: bellybutton boy, toronto boy
  • younghoon: bread boy
  • hyunjae: fashion boy, sing boy
  • juyeon: honey boy, dance boy
  • kevin: doodle boy, vancouver boy
  • new: MATH BOY
  • Q: dimple boy, giraffe boy, My Boy
  • haknyeon: pig boy, jeju boy
  • hwall: stretchy boy
  • sunwoo: high school rapper boy
  • eric: pink boy, rubik's cube boy
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What Should You Be Watching? - Fall 2017 TV Premieres

Tuesday, September 12

12:01a The Mindy Project - Hulu

Wednesday, September 13

10:30p Broad City - Comedy Central

Thursday, September 14

10p Better Things Season - FX

Sunday, September 17

10:30p Vice Principals - HBO

Monday, September 18

8p Dancing with the Stars - ABC

Tuesday, September 19

10p Being Mary Jane - BET

Wednesday, September 20

10:01p The Good Place - NBC

Thursday, September 21

8p Gotham - Fox

Friday, September 22

12:01a Fuller House - Netflix

12:01a Transparent - Amazon

Saturday, September 23

7a Ducktales - Disney XD

Sunday, September 24

8:30p Star Trek: Discovery - CBS

Monday, September 25

8p The Big Bang Theory - CBS

8p The Voice - NBC

8:30p Young Sheldon - CBS

9p Kevin Can Wait - CBS

9:30p Me, Myself, & I - CBS

10p The Brave - NBC

10p The Good Doctor- ABC

Tuesday, September 26

9p The Mick - Fox

9p This Is Us - NBC

9:30p Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Fox

10p Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders - CBS

Wednesday, September 27

8p Empire - Fox

8p The Goldbergs - ABC

8p Survivor - CBS

8p The Blacklist - NBC

8:30p Speechless - ABC

9p Law & Order: SVU - NBC

9p Modern Family - ABC

9p Seal Team - CBS

9p Star - Fox

Thursday, September 28

8p Grey’s Anatomy - ABC

8p Superstore - NBC

8:30p The Good Place - NBC

9p Will & Grace - NBC

9:30p Great News- NBC

10p How To Get Away With Murder - ABC

Friday, September 29

8p Hell’s Kitchen - Fox

8p Marvel’s Inhumans- ABC

9p Z Nation - Syfy

Saturday, September 30

11:29p Saturday Night Live - NBC

Sunday, October 1

7:30p Bob’s Burgers - Fox

8p Shark Tank - ABC

8p The Simpsons - Fox

8:30p Ghosted - Fox

9:30p The Last Man on Earth - Fox

10p Curb Your Enthusiasm - HBO

10p Ten Days in the Valley- ABC

Monday, October 2

9p The Gifted - Fox

Tuesday, October 3

8p The Middle - ABC

8:30p Fresh Off the Boat - ABC

9p black-ish - ABC

9:30p The Mayor - ABC

Thursday, October 5

9p Scandal - ABC

Friday, October 6

8p Once Upon a Time - ABC

Sunday, October 8

10p Madam Secretary - CBS

Monday, October 9

8p Supergirl - The CW

Tuesday, October 10

8p The Flash - The CW

9p DC’s Legends of Tomorrow - The CW

Wednesday, October 11

8p Riverdale The CW

9p Dynasty - The CW

Thursday, October 12

8p Supernatural - The CW

9p Arrow - The CW

Friday, October 13

12:01a Mindhunter - Netflix

8p Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The CW

9p Jane the Virgin - The CW

Monday, October 16

10p Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party - VH1

Sunday, October 22

9p The Walking Dead - AMC

Tuesday, October 24

10:30p At Home with Amy Sedaris - truTV

Friday, October 27

12:01a Stranger Things - Netflix

8p Blindspot - NBC

Thursday, November 2

9p Mom - CBS

10p S.W.A.T. - CBS

Sunday, November 5

9p The Girlfriend Experience - Starz

9p Shameless - Showtime

Tuesday, November 14

12:01a Future Man - Hulu

Sunday, November 19

10p Search Party - TBS

Tuesday, November 21

12:01a Marvel’s Runaways - Hulu

Friday, December 8

12:01a The Crown - Netflix

Monday, December 25

9p Doctor Who Christmas Special - BBC America

anonymous asked:

Reminder that CW includes an extended flashback sequence for Tony that is part of a longer scene involving none of the other Avnegers and focusing on Tony coping with the aftermath of AoU. Steve doesn't get a flashback sequence, doesn't get much solo time at all, barely gets any time to talk to Bucky, and even less time to talk to Sam, two of the most important people in his narrative. Scene between him and Bucky were cut or shortened because they weren't relevant to the movie being made.

steve only had 3 more minutes of screentime than tony in cw. in his own last solo film. a 2.5 hour film and steve only had 36 mins of screentime. whereas in tfa and tws he had around 1 hour and they were shorter films. cw should’ve just been titled avengers: cw or cap vs. iron man: cw. i wish we’d get a nomad movie to make up for it. focus more on steve and his core people like tfa and tws did.

These two questions weren’t sent by the same anon but like, they’re the first two i read this morning and honestly what the fuck, can someone pay for me to fight Kevin Feige because he is entirely to blame for this and he can get fucked tbh. 36 fucking minutes is a joke. That’s essentially what he had in Avengers. Also, i googled it, Tony has been in one (1) movie more than Steve, and yet his total screen time is 306 minutes, which is over 5 hours, and Steve’s is at 206 which is like, 3.5 hours. Why? Because Iron Man 3 gave Tony 62 minutes of screen time. He got an hour of screen time in his last movie. Meanwhile Steve didn’t even get a fucking significant majority in his, boy got sidelined in his own damn film, marvel can Choke.
The Foxes As Texts I've Sent

Neil: just ate breakfast and we’re about to do a 10km flat track walk at 8am wbu

Andrew: bring me back a coffee and choccy croissant u fuck 

Kevin: join me on facebook as i livestream myself jumping off a fucking cliff

Matt: text me back ive been waiting since october 

Aaron: if i hear my cousin play bop it one more time i will rip out my own throat

Dan: the kids on this bus are playing nine in the afternoon v quietly and i want to punch someone just fucking blast that shit 

Allison: when a bitch wants to glow let her glow fuck you snapchat don’t make the eyes bigger make that highlight pop 

Renee: i’m convinced god wants me dead but it will take a lot more than that to kill me tough guy

Nicky: ich hate meinself i don’t know the translation sorry

Jughead x Reader: Save Me From Myself (Part 2)

Warnings: suicidal thoughts, pregnancy
Requested: yes

Part 1

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anonymous asked:

can you do one where jughead gets really mad at betty and they get in a fight and hes screaming and she gets scared because he reminds her of her mom and then he realizes shes afraid and you can decide what happens from there

***

Here’s a quick little one shot

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“Well maybe I didn’t want to go see Kevin okay?! I don’t always have to be around your friends Betty God! You never listen.” Jughead slammed the front door, shaking the entire trailer as Betty visibly jumped before turning to Jughead with disappointed eyes

“I was just trying to help juggie! Why is it that every time I try to do something nice for you, we end up in some ridiculous fight?” Betty dropped her coat on the couch

“You’re not being “nice” Betty, you’re being overbearing, per usual, and you think you’re doing the right thing, but you never are! Why can’t you see that?!“ He knew he was going overboard, he knew he didn’t mean the angry words he was saying but try as he might he couldn’t stop them from spilling out of his mouth.

"Jug..” she whispered quietly, hurt reflecting in her shiny green eyes.

“No! I’m so sick of always being the bad guy, just because you don’t agree with what I have to say. You’re wrong Betty! You’re always wrong and you don’t even see it!” He slammed his fists into the table, his eyes going wide as he looked down at the broken glass now shattered on the floor.

Betty wrapped her arms around her torso and squeezed, shrinking away towards the couch. Her eyes were filled with fear as she bent down to pick up the broken pieces of glass

“Okay. Okay, you’re right. I’m sorry. It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have talked to Kevin, it’s your grade and I shouldn’t have asked him to help you. I’m so sorry. I’ll clean it up.” Her words were rushed and she was hastily holding sharp pieces of glass.

He was such an asshole.

“Bets.” He started towards her, his voice soft and soothing as he bent down to take the broken pieces out of her hands

She stiffened
“it’s okay, I can clean it up. It’s okay” she repeated, slouching out of her boyfriends reach.

“Hey.. hey.. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean that, I didn’t mean any of it. I’m sorry I yelled, I’m sorry I scared you.” His fingers gently stroked her cheek as she dropped the glass back onto the floor, looking up at him with defeated eyes.

“My mom. She gets like that with me sometimes too… I know.. I know I can be a lot to handle and I know that maybe I don’t always think..”

Jughead cut her off as he wrapped her in arms, clutching her shaking shoulders
“I’m an asshole. I’m the textbook definition of an asshole and I’m so sorry, I love you and I appreciate everything you do for me. I just.. I close myself off when someone tries to help me, I didn’t want Kevin feeling bad for me. I didn’t want him to think I was stupid for needing a tutor.”

Betty pulled away slightly, her arms still wrapped around her lower body
“I should have asked you. I should have checked with you first.

The dark haired boy shook his head
"No, you were being Betty Cooper, the girl I love more than anything in this world. There’s no excuse for the way I yelled at you. It won’t happen again, I promise.” He gently pried her arms free and she placed them around his neck, drawing her lips to his

“I shouldn’t be so sensitive.” She mumbled.

Jughead picked her up bridal style, smiling as she squealed

“I happen to like you sensitive Betty Cooper.”

He laughter trailed off as he closed the door to his bedroom.

They would be okay, they always were.

philosophium  asked:

prompt: kandreil and someone getting hurt (like physically, like during a game or something idk)

I CAN’T BELIEVE I LEFT THIS UNANSWERED FOR SO LONG by the way you are kind of like one of my favorite writers can i just say. your hcs give me life 

  • so get this: kandreil has been well-established for at least over a month. one of them can never be seen without one or the other or both
  • andrew is the least carefree among the three of them aka he is the biggest worrywart of The Century
  • he can’t get past the mentality that neil will get murdered because the midget’s a goddamn murder magnet
  • “Kevin, you’ll have to trail Josten all the time if I can’t be there to do it, or he’ll get himself murdered the moment we both leave him.” 
  • “You know, both of you could at least trust me to walk to class alone.”
  • “If I had it my way Neil, I wouldn’t burst a vein over you either. Come on, I’ll walk you so that Andrew will shut the fuck up.”
  • kevin, while being less worried in general, goes along with the set-up because he and andrew have this weird mentality that neil is the most fragile bean ever
  • (with him paying a guy $100 to knock him out back all those months ago, you’d think neil’s already attained Hardcore Status, but NO)
  • renee thinks the whole thing is very adorable but also suggested she teach neil how to fight
  • andrew immediately soured the first time renee mentioned this and said something along the lines of no one will so much as harm a strand of neil’s hair because i’ll end the life of whoever does
  • kevin’s face stoned at the idea of neil fighting because he’s a striker renee, he needs his fucking hands 
  • anyways, in the biggest plot twist ever, it is andrew that gets hurt first. damn

Keep reading

  • Neil: If I run and throw myself at Kevin, he will most definitely catch me.
  • Neil: *runs at Kevin*
  • Kevin: NEIL NO I'M HOLDING A PROTEIN SHAKE-
  • Kevin: *sidesteps and lets Neil drop to the floor while sipping his protein shake*
  • Kevin: I said no.