me is michael

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Love wins, folks

So on June 26 two years ago, gay marriage got legalized in all states of america and I don’t even live there but for some reason I still remember the date. I know this is really late for pride month considering it’s already the last week but I swear I didn’t forget and I wanted to make something special since I know this month is special for tons of people (including me!)

Also, thanks to @windex-noises and @sassycsap for the suggesting ideas for what they should wear bc it made this 10x a lot more fun to do. 

  • Me talking to myself: man I really regret everything about my existence, I mean I hide my feels from people only to cry alone in my bathroom-
  • Me to me: I guess you could say...
  • Me: stop
  • Me to me: you're just...
  • Me: *end me*
  • Me to me: MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM AT A PARty AS I CHoKE BACK TEARS
  • Me: blame it on the weed
Michael Mell x Reader + Baby

- the whole squad is there and the nurse is like “whoa dudes family only” and Mike’s just like “I AM FAMILY! THAT’S MY KID, BRO!”
- he’s freaking out almost as much as you are
- but then the doctor gives you an epidural and it calms down a bit
- Michael cries when he sees your daughter
- “She’s so beautiful.”
- naming her Christina Hera Mell
- Michael s p o i l s her
- her first word is meme
- “Yeah! Go Chrissy!”
“Meme!”
- Christina can’t quite pronounce Uncle Jeremy’s name yet, so she calls him “Jerm” (much to Jeremy’s delight because it’s fucking adorable)
- “You’re changing her diaper.”
“Whyyyyyyyyy?”
“I gave birth to her.”
- Hot Dad™ Michael
- consider the following: stubbly Michael in sunglasses, holding Christina and kissing you on the cheek
- he’s the kind of guy who carries his kid around everywhere he goes
- he also refers to himself as “Daddy”
- she tries to take his glasses
- “No, Chrissy. Those are Daddy’s. Give them back.”
- Player One and Player Two shirts

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((CUE ME SCREAMING FOR TEN YEARS))

i genuinely don’t think i have the motivation to finish this but here it is i guess

also don’t reupload this unless u want to get ur balls cut off