Friend: Hey, can you tell me some of the greatest relationships ever?
Me: Glad you asked! Okay there’s septiplier, destiel. drarry, johnlock, spideypool… *goes on for infinity*
*A few decades later*
Me: Merthur, stony, sabriel, drapple, larry, stucky…
Friend:*exasperated* Please stop, I’m sorry I’ve ever asked