me in 5 yrs

the amount of times i’ve heard the “my bf is 5+ yrs my senior, has cheated on me 4 times, stays @ home all day on the couch playing video games while i work double shifts bc he got fired from his 6th job in the past 6 months, he doesn’t wash his ass, we consistently fight bc we just love each other so much and i just make him so upset sometimes, bc of how much he loves me, i couldn’t ever leave him” in essentially the same flavor w/ only a few differences from multiple women is just… dump him. go. be free

anonymous asked:

Your art. I just found it. It wounds my soul. In a good way. My heart literally jumped to my throat when I saw it. And as a fellow artist I have a question about how tf your noses always look so damn good, like it's just like a lil whip of oh here the illusion of this cartoon character having a nose is complete how how do you do that?? ❤❤❤❤❤❤

hi anon! and thank you that’s so incredibly sweet ack is this the second message i’ve gotten about noses 😂? a personal inspiration for me on this topic is MACK’s art! their beautiful work gives a great sense that, when done right, the nose is a really effective way to give dimension to a face! 

although i still struggle with illustrating more diverse nose shapes, here’s some tips i hope could help??(OTL i have no idea what im doing 124% of the time)

presented in ¾ angles b/c im weak & it’s the easiest way to show dimension

studying (not tracing!) from reality is the best way to improve anatomy, and honestly if you put in the effort to not make your noses an imperceptible slit with a spot of shading you’re lookin damn fine already!

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Daily #1,625! This is why I generally don’t watch TV. Once you start, you can’t stop!

(And since I know someone will ask, I watched Adam Ruins Everything and we finished Castlevania.) 

so when the ny times reports about duterte being practically responsible for over 7k random deaths in one year, in metro manila alone i might add, y’all r silent af

but one guy decides to write about his (again, very EXTREME) lifelong experience with his house help in the atlantic and suddenly y’all are up in arms???? suddenly the philippines is a relevant country and u suddenly KNOW EVERYTHING about what goes on here???

When you find a new & exciting rp blog/portrayal but are highly suspicious that the mun is actually someone you’ve had drama with in the past or hates your guts, but stillllllll can’t tell for certain and you know it’s possible but decide to follow them anyway:

anonymous asked:

Do you have any selfies with your siblings? I dunno, just curious. If not, I love your art!! You're amazing!! Thank you for gracing us with your amazing talent!!!!

recent ones? not with all of them, which honestly is a gross oversight on my part and means i should take some this summer considering how much i blog about them. this is me and my biological bro tho, he’s younger than me (u might know him from Great Hits such as the remote & alien hunting post):

my bio bro and sis (who is also younger than me but the closest to my age, she normally comes to help me out with shows):

all three of my younger brothers (who range 5-6 yrs younger than me and are all way taller than i am):

posted w/permission of course. i can’t find any recent photos w/my youngest sister but she’s notoriously camera-avoidant (tho it’s her bday tomorrow so maybe she’ll be down 2 take some then). technically she and my other two brothers are my first cousins but we all grew up in the same household w/the same four parents and still live that way to this day, so i’ve never had a cousin-esque relationship with any of them. that’s my sibs! all five of ‘em!! and they help me pack all my orders and make post office runs with me and sometimes they say jarring stuff that ends up in my #sib blogging tag :|;;

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Junior fell asleep in record time because he stole my eye mask. Mollys been in bed two hours and is STILL AWAKE SO WTFE MIDDLE FINGER TO THAT. Hubs is at a football hangout and I’m watching a dumb show and listening to Molly scream. Send help. Also my thumbs numb from typing and writing and school work so eff my life y’all

The real bummer about self-actualization is realizing you’re not anywhere near as smart or cool as you thought/felt/knew yourself to be. This understanding is like the dark night of the soul punch card where, after the 10th night, you freely burn in an infinite hell of “Whoa dude, I truly suck. I’m not special. I’m not all that and I never really was. I’m just a common asshole.”

I used to pretend I was a tough guy. I was just trying to protect myself. In order to even begin to let go of that strange identity I had to be special at something else. So, I became an artist. Then I became a smart guy. Then I became some kinda zen asshole. Of course, I was terrible at all these things. And worse, I’m still kinda some of these things.

The shit you used to pretend to be kinda sticks to you like a shadow and then you have to actively seek to break yourself down into smaller bite-sized caricatures before you weep like a fish dreaming of fucking the sun and realize you’re just a total fucking weirdo.

Go find out all the crazy insane shit you are. Remember when you were a child and you went trick-or-treating? You staggered about in dark with your friends, covered in the dead flesh of monsters, and knocked on all the doors in town to demand that the upstanding citizens come out and give you candy.

We all peaked when we were about 5 yrs old.

Anyway, it’s kinda hard for me to organize against this greedy monkey and his minions, cuz I don’t like people. Cuz people are boring, man. It’s like memorizing lists of numbers and repeating them to one another. You have to do it without any real interest or emotion - just say the fucking numbers, man! Stick to the script. I’m anti-systematic. Which is not to be confused with Steve Bannon (and hopefully is the opposite).

I don’t like to make too much sense. It’s a shitty thing to impose on another being. Absurdity is how we should greet each other, but not in some clownish whacky way (that would make sense, duh!) We need to just be exquisite in our freakiness but not overwhelmed by pancakes.

Can I get an amen? (Or am I truly alone in a hotly contested indifference)?

anonymous asked:

*Whispers* I saw your tiaan in a big coat now you gotta draw veers freezing his ass off

In the wise words of @genmaximilianveers, “Yeah but like he’s Iron Max, he don’t get Cold™”