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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!- in response to Gates of Summer epilogue aaand the whole wntire story, really! I could go on and on but I'll just say it was stunning, I'm emotional and THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I am so so so delayed on replying to this but thank you!! It’s still so strange to go into the Scrivener file for GaVG and to see Gates of Summer marked as “complete”, but we did it! We made it! DONNIE KILLED THE BOAR! 

You have been so lovely and supportive of this fic – please know that I adore you for it, and would hug you if I could! 


Last night I hear this blood curdling SCREAM coming from the kitchen. I thought maybe Lula was dying.

Ellie and I run in there to see if she’s ok. Lula is limping so I pick her up (she’s still crying and whining) and look at her feet. I spread her toes and lodged in between her toes and under the fur is…

A kibble. Lula stepped on a kibble and it got stuck between her toes.

I pull it out, her eyes get all big and she gives me the “cookie?!” face. She eats the kibble.

Here she is traumatized. See how traumatized she is? And the evil kibble.

Tagged by: @alexanderhale

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Sandra

Nicknames: Sam. Sassa. Syrran. Unelore/Une/Lore

Zodiac sign: Virgo

Orientation: Bisexual. 

Ethnicity: Swede?

Favourite Fruit: Pineapple

Favourite Season: Autumn

Favourite Book: I keep re-reading “Daughter of the empire” books.

Favourite flower: Sunflowers

Favourite Scent: Erm…Housespouse? Does that work? Or just make me weird? Newly baked cookies!

Favourite colour: Orange. Hands down.

Favourite animal: Panda

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Tea. Always tea. Coffee sometimes. Rarely chocolate. 

Average Sleep hours: It depends on son. But right now I am getting maybe 6.

Cat or dog person?: Probably more a dog person, but I have always had a cat. I will feel lonely without at least one.

Favourite Fictional Character: Temeraire. Because Dragons. 

Number of blankets you sleep with: 1-2

Dream trip: To Australia to finally meet with our friend.

Blog created: I started posting July 2015. Think I created it in the beginning of 2015, potentially late 2014.

Number of followers: 4968 - OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT?!

i’m tagging: Anyone that wants to do it and don’t forget to tag me!

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  • 1. Why did you start watching Steven Universe?
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  • 9. What's your favorite episode?
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  • 11. Guilty pleasure episode? (an episode that you love, but everyone else hates)
  • 12. Favorite storyboarding team?
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  • 14. List 3 of your favorite songs from the show.
  • 15. List 3 of your favorite instrumental songs from the show.
  • 16. In your own honest opinion, what was the single most hilarious scene in the show?
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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.


Melanie Martinez + Songs titles.

…let’s talk about the barter/currency system in the haus/hockey team/Samwell

How much is a slice of Bitty’s pie worth to hockey players who doesn’t live in the haus? (don’t have constant 24/7 access to baked goods)

And then how much is it worth to friends of the hockey players? (looking at your art students, Lardo has a black market of baked goods among that department)

And then how much is it worth to the faculty who don’t teach Bitty?

And how much to Falconers?

I mean, imagine the power of choosing which one of your friends will get a slice of pie and what you’ll ask in return! The power!

So yeah, there is a complex barter system in place for baked goods and at least one student is trying to write a social study about it.