me being a babe

I was tagged by the lovely @lameeejaneee and was bested by my own hubris 😂 catch my fiance @moreorlessarobot being an asshole in the background (thanks for helping me film babe 💖)

Hey @smokinghiigh, @sex-drugs-scooby-snacks, @disabledobama, @gaystoner90, @jakeif, @whospilledthebongwater come take a hit with me! And If you’re reading this, consider yourself tagged 😘

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Stay Stoned, Lovelies~

matt: hey babe can you do me a favor

shiro: babe sorry can’t. being held prisoner by the galra empire

matt: my baby sister is alone on earth without an older brother figure and i’m worried for her because she’s missing half her family and i-

shiro:

Happy New Year Robron Fandom ♥

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I’M DEAD, THIS VIDEO KILLED ME

Around the Fire

A super-late entry for Day 08 of Phanniemay, “Vacation.” 

“Halle Berry or J.Lo?”

Two voices, in unison. “Halle Berry.”

“Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson?”

“Emma Watson.”

“Scarlet Johansson or Gina Torres?”

“Gina Torres.”

“Morena Baccarin or Natalie Portman?”

Sam rolled her eyes. “Geez, Tuck, running through the entire Firely cast?”

“Inara.” Danny and Danielle said. 

Tuck held up his hands in a ‘there you see?’ gesture. 

“I’ve got one.” All eyes went to Valerie, still tending their makeshift grill over the campfire. Looking up with a dangerous, knowing half-smile, she worded out slowly, “Paulina or Star?”

“Paulina,” Danielle replied without hesitation.

Stiff-shouldered and tensely still, Danny glanced warily at Sam. 

“It’s fine, Danny,” she assured him, lips quirked. 

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STEVE ROGERS BEING A MAJOR HYPOCRITE HERE. HE DIDN’T WANT BUCKY TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRIMES HE COMMITTED BECAUSE HE WAS BRAINWASHED BUT STEVE WANTED LAURA, WHO WAS ALSO VICTIM OF BRAINWASHING WHEN SHE KILLED, TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEM. THE DOUBLE STANDARDS GIVE ME CHEST PAIN. STEVE ROGERS, BABE I LOVE YOU, BUT STOP BEING A CONSTIPATED DICK.

The Greatest Gift Epilogue (Alexander x Reader)

Word Count: 2,584

Warnings: SMUT, swears

Authors Note: I don’t even have an excuse for this. I am so sorry. God bless.

Shout out to @adolescenthowell for being a babe and always helping me through my smut writing process :) check her out!

Requests: The greatest gift part 2?

Alexander dry humping PLEASE I AM SHOOK

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You stood stirring two cups of hot cocoa, one for Isabelle and one for Alexander as you admired them from the kitchen as he was sat on the couch, Isabelle on his lap, watching the last minutes of Elf the movie. His hand was unconsciously stroking through her dark hair, and you could tell she was minutes from passing out.

“Here my babes.” you called as you made your way to the couch setting the mugs on the glass coffee table.

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“Running Away”

A fic I’ve had on the backburner for a long time ever since @thickerthanectoplasm destroyed me with clone angst. 

Valerie doesn’t know how long she lays in bed waiting for her alarm to go off. She didn’t know how much sleep she’d gotten, if any. Last night she’d gotten back from hunting -alone- spoke maybe three words to her dad and locked her door before falling into bed and stayed there until she had to slap her alarm quiet before it could let out a second blare.

Going through the morning routine helped. First she showers with the apartment’s lukewarm water, brushes her hair and teeth, stands in front of her closed closet before deciding to pick out an outfit from her dresser, instead. Breakfast is cereal she eats maybe three entire bites from, then she goes to the roof and suits up so she can ride her glider above the commuters circulating sluggishly through the streets on her way to school.

Danny isn’t in Homeroom. Tucker dutifully raises his hand and explains that he was “really sick” to Lancer, who shakes his head while marking his clipboard.

For the rest of class, Valerie ignores the itch on the back of her neck where Manson is glaring three seats behind her.

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First thoughts of YOI, a series of my reactions:

First ep~
•why is the opening in English?
•alright but it isn’t even gay yet?
•that gray haired guy isn’t even talking to the Japanese piggy after the match, wow rude
•HE ASKED FOR A PHOTO
•CRAP
•oH WAIT
•DETECTING SUBTLE HINTS OF GAY

Second-fourth ep~
•aw boyfriend goals
•yURI DON’T KICK HIM OUT OF BED HE JUST WANTS TO GET THE SUCC
•bruh that Maccachin wants the succ too, damn what that tongue do •NAIL THAT LANDING BABE
•YOU DIDN’T NAIL IT BUT I BET YOU COULD NAIL VIKTOR
•looK AT THAT EROS BOO
•GET THAT FIRST PLACE BABY

Fifth-sixth ep~
•Yurio is cordially invited to step on me
•HE IS LITERALLY BF MATERial
•stop being mean, little babe
•STICK THE LANDING YOU LITTLE PIG
•I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA PROTECT
•LOOK @ THIS PHICHIT
•pleaSE, I WOULD PAY HIM TO BREAK ALL OF MY FINGERS, PAPER CUT THE FLESH BETWEEN THEM, AND SQUEEZE LEMON JUICE INTO THEM
•okay I take that back, but still I love you, bby
•BRO VIKTOR IS HUGGING YURI
•OKAY BUT THIS IS REALLY GAY

Seventh-eight ep~
•NUDITY!!
•AND SLEEPING TOGETHER!!
•AND FIGHTING
•AND BREAKDOWN!YURI
•AND JEALOUS/MODERATELY PROUD YURIO
•what a time to be alive
•damn here comes the match
•calm doWN YURI AND DO NOT FOCUS ON THE JUMPS
•DO IT BBY
•oh no he’s so nervous
•baBY
•VIKTOR CONSOLE HIM WITH YOUR SUCC
•okay so he kinda tries by saying smth like, should I just kiss you, so like close enough to a SUCC
•BBY GOT THAT SILVER
•wait
•HO DON’T DO IT
•OH MY GAWD
•please bury me deep, deep in the ground for I seek death
•I can die peacefully now
•world hunger is cured, the children are no longer crying, everyone is rich
•OK EP 8 HERE I COME
•who are these hotties??
•JJ PLEASE JACKKNIFE ONTO MY FACE
•this ho looks like a feather duster
•JJ’S ASS LOOKING 100!
•SIT ON MY LEGS UNTIL THEY LOSE CIRCULATION FATHER JJ
•Yurio you best do good
•Yurio bout to mess up
•he dONE DID IT
•WAIT WTF HAPPENED TO MACCACHIN
•THE BABY SUCC!!
•(to be continued)
•please slap me into the next dimension!!!!

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Originally posted by marktuon

Genre: It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die

Pairing: Reader x Mark

Length: 2.5k

Summary: Stuck in the memories of the past, you had always held a grudge against Mark for his never-ending teasing throughout high school. Now a few years older, a few years wiser, you find Mark locked outside of his college dorm in a snowstorm and lend him a helping hand by inviting him into your own dorm. Despite knowing just how much you secretly gushed over your high school rival, you were clueless as to how suave Mark Tuan could be. 

A/N: This is dedicated to my amazing friend, Sarah! Happy Birthday and thanks for always being there for me babe. <3 :’) @smolssi

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7 Days of Heaven (Day 4 – Jackson)

**GIF NOT MINE

Teaser 1 Teaser 2  Prologue Day 1-Jaebum Day 2-Mark  Day 3-JinyoungDay 5-Youngjae  Day 6-Bambam Day 7-Yugyeom

Characters:  Jackson Wang (GOT7) X You (OC/Reader) X GOT7 members

Genre:  Smut

Warning/s:  Overstimulation (like…. Lots of it), Dirty talk, Squirting, Masturbation, Fingering (I AM GOING TO HELL ASKASDOIGHSADKLGE)

Length:   3, 507 words

A/N:  So here’s the 4th installment of 7 Days of Heaven!  I hope you guys enjoy and please take the warnings seriously because I ain’t joking so please proceed with caution. edit: removed the bl word ;)

Also didn’t have a lot of time to proofread so my apologies about any errors.


“Jackson Wang, on the other hand…” You continued your disgraceful confession as Mark went back to the living room – making Jaebum stand up right away.

“So, you were saying, babe?” Mark reappears beside you and you’re now being sandwiched by him and Jinyoung.

“Don’t call me babe.”  You rolled your eyes at him and Jinyoung fixes your hair because it’s already blocking your face.  He grabs your ponytail from the table and ties your hair.

“So, yeah, when you went out I was about to talk about Jackson… That guy has the best arms in the group, I think?”  Jinyoung finished tying your hair and you threw your body against his.

“He would be so loud for sure – lots of dirty talking… and would be so into overstimulation!”  You let a small laugh and Jinyoung just sighed heavily; not knowing if they still wanted to continue asking you about your desires about them.


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