me back in the days

anonymous asked:

Hypaa, I just had a THOughT and since you're the high priestess of Ignis hell, I figured you'd be the best person to go to for an answer. So, on a scale of 1 to finger lickin' good...how enthusiastically do you think Ignis would be to...eat out 😈😈

Ignis: As much as a home cooked meal is greatly appreciated, the only way that one can truly discover varying flavors is to-

Me: -eat that pussy out like it has the nectar of the gods that only she can provide, son. Tongue that clit like you trying to speak every romance language at the same time.

Ignis: … *raises an eyebrow*

Me: what?

Ignis: It seems as though we were on entirely different subjects.

Me: Yeah…

Ignis: … although, that would be the only time I recommend using your fingers to sample the dish, and not to worry about any consequent messes.

Me: …

Ignis: *sips Ebony, hiding a grin*

Me: You a freak.

Ignis: I aim to please.

daylightning  asked:

taem used one of your gifs during answer time! YAY you deserve it! <3

aaah I know ::;;;;;; and I’m so shocked and happy! ♥ it’s something I could never have imagined! ;;;;; I still can’t believe it tbh. Thank you so very much for your sweet message ♥

are we gonna be okay?

Turkey Day!!! 2017 begins!

I AM AWAKE MOTHERFUTHERS.

I did not mean to misspell that but I’M KEEPING IT.

Oh god, it’s so early.  Or, at least it felt like it was to me because I got up two hours ago at 9am to get the turkey started. (9AM IS EARLY WHEN YOU WENT TO BED AT 6AM.)  The turkey this year is a little over 30 lbs, so I wanted to get an early-ish start.

I have washed my hands approximately 14 million times.

My eyes already ache slightly from their brief encounter with an onion.

This year, I’m doing: turkey, green bean casserole and candied yams.  @alittlethor has gently but firmly taken the gravy-making out of my hands in a fond but judge-y manner.  She is also doing the mashed potatoes.

@nurseloki is on dessert.

@onemuseleft is on appetizers and breakfast.

I briefly contemplated doing stuffing, but then, as I was gathering up all the items, I felt an exhaustion sort of sweep over me that made stuffing seem like an impossible task, so then I just put everything back.  Maybe next year.

Anyway, LET’S DO THIS!

Throwback to the 2nd ever MM fanart I did with this…because I find it highly relevant right now.