me at your party

DM: So your party encounters a gray slime.
Me: a slime, huh?
Cleric: Like— like… a slime?
Knight: *brief pause* I swim in it.
DM: Uh. Okay, so you swim in it. It starts to envelop you a little.
Knight: Oh, uh. I get out.
DM: Strength check.
Knight: 15?
DM: Yeah, that’s good. You, you get out of the slime but not without having some of it stick to you. It’s kind of gross.
Knight: Well I—
Me, at the top of my lungs: I FLIRT WITH THE SLIME!!!!!!
DM: You what? Wh— okay, you know what? Roll. I’ll allow it.

(I roll a nat 20. Everyone at the table goes batshit insane)

DM: The slime takes on a humanoid shape, gets down on one knee, and proposes. What do you say?

Me, sweating nervously: Um. I say yes?

DM: congratulations. You’re fifteen and engaged to a slime.


You’re the good different, you’re the good strange.

Alice & The Mad Hatter + Moodboard

the four castiels of fanfiction

1. Castiel Milton

2. Castiel Novak

3. Castiel Krushnic

4. Castiel Winchester

ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴍɪss ʏᴏᴜ…

Meet Me in the Hallway From Another Room
Harry Styles
Meet Me in the Hallway From Another Room

what meet me in the hallway would sound to your flat mates when you lock yourself in your room and don’t talk to them for three days in a row.

(someone said “when will someone do this to mmith” on my ftfd post so.. I did it)

  • Isaac: What the hell is that?!
  • Derek confused, looking down at his bags: I went to the farmer’s market....
  • Erica, smirking: I don’t think we can all eat that.
  • Derek: ...
  • Boyd: You weren’t supposed to bring back the farmer.
  • Stiles, looking at his plaid shirt, pointing at the pack while walking away: I’m putting you all up for adoption!