me asking for help

Ronan and Romance.

Blue: So how did you finally win Adam Parrish’s heart?

Ronan: Well, Sargent, it went something like this: - *counts on fingers* - first, I dragged him behind my car, then I insulted his girlfriend (that was you - sorry, bro), then I beat up his dad, then I paid his rent without telling him, then I slept on his floor and THEN I showed up at his work with a ten-foot monster bird and asked him to help me blackmail our latin teacher- 

Blue: That went well, I take it?

Ronan: Well no, he kicked me out, so I broke into his car and left him some hand lotion and a mix tape with only the Murder Squash Song on it. 

Blue: I have a vague memory of that tape.

Ronan: It worked! So I took him to see some cows, then we went shopping and I crashed a grocery cart with him in it-

Blue: Gansey never did that to me.

Ronan: See, you need to know how to pick’em. Anyway, there was a slight snafu in a church involving some bodyparts in an envelope and my own bloody corpse, but we got through it, it’s all good. I went on to produce a hooved supernatural child who eats everything in sight  -(he adores her, it’s really sweet), acted as his personal chauffeur during an evening hunt for the Devil, then took him to do a little frolicking in a magical woods where I gave him a nervous breakdown by revealing that said magical woods came from inside my head-

Blue: Fair. 

Ronan: *glares* - He got over it, alright?! Anyway: finally, on my 18th birthday party, after accidentally calling him a shithead, I sent him upstairs to my bedroom for some aluminum foil and there, I kissed him on the mouth after playing a little too long with a toy car and presto! One Parrish-Lynch coalition in the bag!

Blue: …

Blue: If that worked, you deserve each other.

Ronan: - *beams* - Thanks! 

scipunk63  asked:

A.K.A: Gravity Falls never happened because no one, not even Bill, took Ford seriously enough to actually work with him. Fidds would get the call from in and go "You want me to travel 9 hours to Gravity Falls so that "the bad triangle man" will be your friend...?"

bruh bill doesn’t even wanna work with him because he sees the notes he’s taking in his journal and they’re absolutely unreadable

(also I think I found out that the original “ford can’t draw au” is thanks to @dragoncatkhfan!)

(Oh wait a lot of people had this idea!)

sapphireswimming  asked:

so I know nothing about dnd but you're making me want to listen to the adventure zone now haha

Friend the glorious part of the Adventure Zone is that an understanding of DnD isn’t even necessary going in. You’ll get a grasp for how stats and dice rolls affect things pretty fast- and they tweak things a bit since it’s a podcast rather than a traditional game. 

But seriously, give the Adventure Zone a listen it’ll have you in stitches! It’s got fab gay wizards and gender-neutral sentient constructs and tiny lizard-rogue ladies spitting draconic lightning because no one fucks with her buff girlfriend

The DM Griffin McElroy does such a fantastic job putting the story together and I’m so glad they’re going to keep going after this Arc is over!

Originally posted by drulidoodles

lizziea2  asked:


Actual count: 382

Jenny and Donna were already lounging by the pool when Rose arrived. “There you are,” Donna said, saluting with a hand holding a cocktail. “Oh, the Doctor is going to be disappointed he missed seeing that bikini.”

Rose smiled as she reclined in the third lounge chair. “Oh, he might have already gotten a glimpse,” she drawled. Jenny and Donna frowned blankly at her, and she tapped her temple. “What’s the point of sharing a telepathic bond with your husband if you don’t tease him with it sometimes?” Donna threw her head back and laughed, and Rose picked up the cocktail waiting for her to accept her friend’s toast.

Send me a word count between 200-400, and I’ll give you a paragraph (or two)

creativegenius88  asked:

Can you help me find a fic I want to re-read? The plot is something like; Derek left Beacon Hills years ago and has been drifting once again (I think he is in NYC at the start of the fic) He comes across a familiar scent and follows it to an apartment where he finds Stiles all grown up. Stiles has a magical familiar cat. Stiles convinces him to come back home with him to a new pack Stiles built for Derek to be alpha.

We never came across this one! Anyone knows it?

anonymous asked:

Sorry to bother you but as other people have also asked stuff like this, I hope you can help me. I´m desperately looking for a fic. It´s about Sherlock being severely sleep deprived after his dad dies and only john is able to soothe him to sleep. Funnily enough this fic has always helped me to sleep too, but some days ago I accidentally deleted my fanfic folder (pls don´t ask how I did that :D) and I really miss it... Lot´s of love, your blog is great!!


Is it this one?

The Tip Over Into The Inevitable by ivyblossom (T, 6,894 w. || Grief, Cuddles, Insomnia, Hurt/Comfort) - When his father dies, Sherlock avoids sleeping. Then discovers he can’t sleep at all. John finds a way to help.

Admin Skully here, to share some cool vibes with everyone!

So, earlier this week, my mom (who’s a preschool teacher) asked me to come in to work with her to help her clean up a bunch of toys n shit that the kids just randomly dumped behind a shelf for some reason (which I, loving kids as I do, happily agreed).
I’m out as trans to my mom and have given her explicit permission to tell the other teachers she works with that I’m her son now, etc, (which she had) so I got more than a little upset when one of the teachers misgendered me

Anywho, apparently another teacher (sort of friend? Of hers) noticed I was upset and asked her if I was upset that the kids “thought I was a boy!” 😂
Apparently after we left the scene, a bunch of kids (to the teacher who introduced me as her daughter) were like “no that’s a boy!” And asking why Miss {My mom’s name} brought a boy with her, etc

Little kids are just the best sometimes 💞

- Skully 💀


Hyacinth: I don’t know why you’re asking me for help with your homework, Chry. You’re the smart one here.

Chrysanthemum: Don’t put yourself down like that, bro. Everyone is smart in their own way. It never hurts to have a second perspective; you never know what you might be missing.

Hyacinth: If you say so. Also, you’re missing a variable on question three.

Chrysanthemum: Ah, you’re right! See what I mean? I completely looked over that.

Hyacinth: I guess….

fashionably-poetic  asked:

Hey it's been over a year. But in September 2015 I sent you a ask bc I had a crush on my friend but I wasn't sure cause she was helping me through my breakup. Then in January of 2016 I had deeper feelings and you encouraged me to ask her out and I did and we started dating. And I just wanted to say 1 year later we're still together and happy as ever. And I wanted to thank you because I'm not entirely sure if I would have asked without your encouragement. Thank you for helping me fall in love. ❤

Hello, love!! That’s such amazing news!

Wow, honestly, that just made me so happy. I was feeling a little down today, since I had some troubles with a good friend of mine, but this really made my day.

Wishing you both all the happiness in the world and may you have a long lasting relationship! ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

Since there’s been an insurgence of Naga related things, figured he should go on this blog too. TAGGING THE NAGA ASKS BECAUSE REASONS. HERE COMES THE DANGER NOODLE. (Okay and I made him wiggle, because that might be how he danced in the asks?! Anon help me lol)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE monster folk, and when there are AUs of my fave characters AND monster folk? Sign me the heck up :) I promised myself I’d make a normal version of him because I didn’t want people getting mad at me for purely being self-insert trash too.

(I scanned it incorrectly, so I had to throw some filters on it to make it look nice lol, also this is the second time I’ve drawn a Naga, so I am aware there are a few things out of sorts with him. I like how he turned out :D)

anonymous asked:

Hi, this is the cosplay anon again. Firstly, I wanted to thank you for answering my question! So, yeah, thank you for taking the time to help me out. And second, I wasn't going to paint my skin if anything because I know that's horribly offensive, and I just wanted to cosplay Symmetra's normal outfit. I was nervous 'cause I asked my sis, and she told me 'be mercy instead, she's white and you'll be racist if you're cosplaying a PoC'. So I wanted to ask you guys. Thank you again for helping me ^-^

I’m glad we could help, good luck!! 

Never in my wildest dreams did I think this blog dedicated to my personal spiritual journey would gain the level of momentum it has over the 2+ years it’s been running.

I have connected with incredibly talented witches and sweet people who are looking for a place to talk, learn, and share ideas without judgement. I always welcome messages and asks. You have helped me think about my practice in a new way.

Thank you for helping to enhance my path. I hope to continue growing with you.



Originally posted by gameraboy


Peridot has extra in her name because she is in a sub vein where as our amathyst’s kindergarten is no where near as eaten up as homeworld projections are.