but elphaba thropp adoting every single child she sees
let me reliterate
Elphaba and Glinda Thropp-Upland, on the run, prices on their heads, ru into street children. Elphaba cannot resist their cute faces. she adopts all of them.
So it becomes common knowledge among street kids that if you’re in trouble? go find the wicked witch. she will take you in. and not only will she take you in, she will love and cherish and adore you and take time just for you even with all the other kids.
And Elphabas got kids running to her after being kicked out of their houses for being queer or believe in Animal rights or anything and she has to be restrained from showing u to those kid’s houses and murdering their parents.
And yeah, the Wizard figures out and he sends some kid to go get her and invetibly the kid ends up loving Elphie and Glinda and it ends in a tearful confession of how they dont wanna go back and they like it here and can they please stay?? And Elphaba hugs them and thanks them for telling her and destroys the child’s connection to the Wizard.
and when dorothy gail storms elphabas home to kill the wicked witch, she is met with a hundred angry little kids who are yelling “dont you touch mommy!” and the older ones are guarding the door and ELphaba is screaming “NONONO YOURE GOING TO GET HURT!!!”
one of the children is hurt real bad by dorothy and Elphaba screams and the force of it richochets Dorothy back and Elphaba grabs the child and cradles his head and fixes his cut on his head and he hugs her and she hugs back and sends him off with one of the older chidren and then she turn to dorothy and shes like “it was a problem before. but you mess with me? ok. you mess with my wife? not too okay. But you just messed with my children.”
Do you have any selfies with your siblings? I dunno, just curious. If not, I love your art!! You're amazing!! Thank you for gracing us with your amazing talent!!!!
recent ones? not with all of them, which honestly is a gross oversight on my part and means i should take some this summer considering how much i blog about them. this is me and my biological bro tho, he’s younger than me (u might know him from Great Hits such as the remote & alien hunting post):
my bio bro and sis (who is also younger than me but the closest to my age, she normally comes to help me out with shows):
all three of my younger brothers (who range 5-6 yrs younger than me and are all way taller than i am):
posted w/permission of course. i can’t find any recent photos w/my youngest sister but she’s notoriously camera-avoidant (tho it’s her bday tomorrow so maybe she’ll be down 2 take some then). technically she and my other two brothers are my first cousins but we all grew up in the same household w/the same four parents and still live that way to this day, so i’ve never had a cousin-esque relationship with any of them. that’s my sibs! all six of ‘em!! and they help me pack all my orders and make post office runs with me and sometimes they say jarring stuff that ends up in my #sib blogging tag :|;;
“What? Haven’t heard of chill?” She yelled over the loud
music directly into his ear. “No need to act like a high-strung Chihuahua on
“No one else complained.” Harry
defended himself with a smirk and a kinked brow.
“I don’t know why they wouldn’t.
I’ll place the first one now.” She patted him on the shoulder, then his face
fell and she couldn’t keep it up - Lenny never didn’t have a hard time keeping up a joke. “I’m just kidding,
Harry. It was actually -”
And, without warning, it was when she got ahold of those green eyes once again that she felt the urge to brush her lips across his pink ones. She wanted to lean over and see what it felt like to be engulfed by him in a way she hadn’t been before. After a year of him, she knew his smooth yet rough sound and his pleasantly different manly smell. She had a whisper of what he felt like with short hugs and nudges to the shoulder. She was well acquainted with the way he looked - half grunge beauty and half pretty boy dimples.
But in no way did she know his taste. She reckoned it was probably too sweet - all that chocolate and strawberry flavored hard candy distorting what he was actually supposed to taste of. He was probably too nice, too lovely, and it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the world.
ryuji would be the best oniichan fite me irl if u disagree
seriously like???? he cares so much and he’d be SO PROTECTIVE
hey remember when ann showed up in the metaverse and his thought process wasn’t “man this chick is gonna slow us down and be annoying” but instead it was “ann could get really hurt if she came with us i don’t want her getting dragged into this”
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN BOUT, BOYEE
like remember how his dad was abusive remember that he would totally FITE HIS DAD FOR THIS SIB, you know it
if it was a little sister i would literally die, rip me, because u know he would dote on her so much.
“hey [xxx]-chan, let’s go to the park!! of course you can wear your loveline costume!! don’t forget the lettuce i bought to feed the ducks!!!”
(psa, do not feed ducks bread. give them things like corn or lettuce or birdseed.)
he’d do like tea parties with her and let her put bows in his hair and paint his nails and he’d be like “WOW YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB WOW MY NAILS LOOK SO GOOD” and he’d go to school with them the next day, dress code be damned
“akira look what my sis did for me!!” “wow she did a good job.” “I KNOW RIGHT”
and they’d play dressup and stuff like that and he’d be the dragon she slays or the demon that guards the treasure and each and every time she overcame some kind of obstacle he set up he’d be like “ur the smartest kid on the planet why didn’t i think of that solution, truly u r the True Genius of this family”
but even if it was a little bro COULD U IMAGINE
he could idolize him and be like “ONIICHAN UR THE GREATEST” and they’d go on runs together and play tag through the house and accidentally break things and mom would get mad but ryuji would always take the blame
or he could think he’s The Most Annoying™ and fight back against the attention with exasperated sighs and eye rolls and “moooom ryuji won’t put me down!!”
ryuji is best big bro
akira would also probably be a big bro
i kinda think his parents are The Literal Worst™ (reblog if u agree)
so if he had a sib it would probably be a younger one they had by accident
(so like i kind of think akira was born because someone’s parents really wanted grandchildren but now all the grandparents are dead and everything is sad)
so lil bro or sis would prob be ignored and shunted to the side by The Asshole Parents™
which basically leaves it to akira to take care of them
akira is like, the stern but cool older brother who is like “no we are not having cookies for dinner BUT if you do well on your math test we can bake some this weekend” or “i heard you got in a fight at school. i don’t care who started it, so just tell me this: did you win?”
lil sib probably looks up to him way more than they can express or he can understand. growing up with parents who basically just don’t care about you makes you super appreciative of any kind of affection or praise so they’d have a super close relationship
would be D E V A S T A T E D by his having to move away after the Incident
wow look an actual legit canon reason for akira to go home at the end of the game instead of “just because he gotta”
(he don’t gotta. y u do this atlus)
yusuke the biological only child (who gets adopted??)
ok so hear me out
wait hold on–did we ever learn about yusuke’s dad?? i literally can’t remember so i’m just gonna say: probably dead
ANYWAY SO HEAR ME OUT
yusuke’s mom probably didn’t have time to have any other kids before she kicked it (sry mrs kitagawa) BUT
i think the students of madarame were closer than the game prolly had time to get into?? like the guy whose heart u change in mementos asks you to go back and save yusuke and i just feel like there had to be some STRONG BONDS there
all i’m saying is there was an older student ok like 2-6 years older than him who loved him like a brother bc c’mon he’s a little out there but HOW COULD U NOT boy is sweet as the candy he drops way too much yen on.
probably had to remind him to eat and shit like that while they were with madarame like “dude u can’t live on paint fumes PLEASE EAT FOOD PLEASE”
also had no social skills so could not coach him on social skills
hated to leave him but couldn’t stay for their own mental health and always regretted leaving him behind
so yeah probably later after the game they reached out to him
and just kind of informally adopted him as their lil bro like “you’re mine now, i’m going to protect you and buy you food”
akechi the foster brother
so here’s the deal with akechi
he knows what it’s like to be in the system and bounce around and have no one who cares or listens or wants you there and it just. it’s hard and terrible and no one deserves to feel that way ever.
so he decides he’s going to be big bro to literally every difficult foster kid he ever comes across.
getting bullied? guess it’s time to come home with me where i will tell you that you are absolutely the best and what the bullies say doesn’t matter ever and you will never ever know this but i’m gonna fuck up that kid’s future times 10000%
moody and combative? c’mon, you can have your own room and lock the door on me all you want and i’ll sit outside in the hall for four hours to teach you that no, i’m not going to give up on you and you are worth the time and effort because you matter so much.
really timid and scared of everything? it’s okay, we’re going somewere safe and i will let you hide wherever you want, even if you scare the living daylights out of me when i reach under the sink for the dishsoap and i see you curled up in there. you can crawl in my bed when you have a nightmare absolutely, i’m not going to kick you out and i’m not going to hurt you
BASICALLY HE’D JUST BE THE SUPPORT THEY NEED BECAUSE HE NEVER GOT IT AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL
M A G I C A L
u can’t tell me he wouldn’t care so much about foster kids
u just can’t it’s illegal
mishima gotta be someone’s lil bro
lol this boy like
he has to have an older sib, there’s no question about it
boye just too insecure to be big bro to someone else, he’d suck at it
which, yknow, would actually be really funny but i was kind of going for canon-plausible (SHUT UP I KNOW) and reasonably healthy relationships
so what i kind of imagined here was like, an older sister who’s kind of critical of him but damn she tries to be there for him because their parents are certainly not
she tells him under no uncertain terms that he NEEDS to quit the volleyball team because this is not safe or right in any degree and you know it yuuki
(he did know it yuuki but she also told him he needs to stop giving up on things so easily and he just?? didn’t want to give up?? if he could hold on just a little longer maybe it would get better)
she’ll clean his cuts and be like “ok whatever you say yuuki, you know what’s best for you”
but he totally doesn’t
i just want him to have someone who supports and loves him because obviously he’s not getting that from his parents and he NEEDS LOVE AND GUIDANCE PLEASE
so uh yeah that’s it for now. if you want more like this send me a request and i’ll get on it!
“I’m trying to save us all from getting hurt with all that flailing you’re doing.” She giggled. “Can’t you just do the running man or something?” She started the classic dance move, probably looking dumb herself since she was also hopelessly uncoordinated. “You have less of a chance to hurt others with this one.”
“Like this?” He copied her movements exactly. And it turns out, he didn’t look half bad doing it - well, not as bad as he could have.
Emptying the contents of her bottle into her mouth before answering, she chuckled, “Magnifico!”
“My bilingual beauty!” Harry grabbed her by the wrist and spun her around, then wrapped her in a drunk hug. With arms tight around her middle, he whispered, “Happy birthday.”