why did facebook not tell me it was your birthday? ruuuuuuuude. happy birthday! so... remember when you spent 4 hours at Walmart and we were convinced you were lost or kidnapped? to the point that we had them page you over the store intercom? so... apparently most ppl only do that for lost children and dude asked us how old you were and was very confused and amusing that we were paging an adult because you were legitimately lost...
1. because i somehow set my birthday setting so that only blood relatives, who need no reminding, could tell. #fixedit
2. it was THREE hours & you & mel are not “most people”. #blankets #dab #unslicedpizza
3. i was not lost. i was trapped. well…i was kind of lost. what the hell kind of set up is that?! it’s been two months & i’m still dizzy just thinking about it. #dislike