me and neesan

The other day I was telling @shebasborg that it’d be nice if opening up to Aladdin during the time-skip helped Kougyoku quell her rage towards Sinbad to manageable levels and not fall to depravity.

And then I remembered that we actually did get this,

After Aladdin out of all people saw this,

So maybe it’s not that far-fetched and we may actually get some flashbacks to that later? 

Utaite Quotes Round 3

un:c at 8:03 AM : Going to sleep ( ՞ٹ՞)
un:c at 7:57 PM : Wait. It’s night?

KK: I’ve learned not to fear the crows around dumpsters, and their sounds don’t bother me anymore.
Eve: Can you talk to them?
KK: Caw~
Eve: hahahah…… (dammit, I gotta do something about this bastard fast)
(* parody of Light’s line in Death Note)

Mafumafu: Soraru san resembles a snowman for some reason.
Soraru: I don’t know….
Mafumauf: You know, with the muffler and all!

Mafumafu: I’ve lost interest in women after I met Soraru san.

Interveiwer: What do you think about Touyu san?
Amatsuki: Going out to eat with him makes me happy. We can stroke our bellies and be happy.

Fan: What do you want to do if you can become a magical boy(mahoushounen)?
Kogeinu: I want to fight with my followers.

Samuraiman: It’s okay….. I practiced handle steering for one hour yesterday in the bathroom with my bowl, today’s driving will be fine!

Itou Kashitarou: I can’t forgive you… Amatsuki-!! Buy me ramen!!
Itou Kashitarou: I know now. My attacks are meaningless to you, Amatsuki. I’ll act more mature.
Amatsuki: Eh wat

(At three in the morning on twitter)
Han: Haa….. I want your ass so hard….
TMDC: No… not that…..
Han: Ha….. no… accept me…
TMDC: Ah hyung….. (=neesan in japanese, kinda means brother)

Amatsuki: Kogeinu san, your name can also be read as Kogeken, so why don’t you write your name as コゲ犬(kanji)-こげいぬ(kana)- too?
(* Amatsuki writes his name as Amatsuki(kanji)-amatsuki(kana)-, because his name can also be read in many other ways such as tengetsu. the kana between the hyphens dictate how to read the kanji.)
Kogeinu: Somebody take him to the hospital

Fan: Work lol
Glutamine: No lol

Amatsuki: This is our first collab!
un:c: I like health and sex ed.
Amatsuki: I liked how we shouted together at the end!
un:c : I like health and sex ed.
Amatsuki: Please enjoy!
un:c: health and sex ed
Amatsuki: I don’t care anymore….
(Lost one’s weeping upload comment)

Soraru: Amatsuki offered to bath together and I refused, and I think he got grumpy.
Amatsuki: This is not what it sounds like
(* In asia it’s okay for same-sex people to bath together, See the Conan show korean spa clip for an idea…)

Soraru: Anyone who is cute, kind, good with kids, committed, hard-working and good at cooking and cute is good, so will said person go out with me

Yuuto: A 31 year old man sings the song of an 18 year old boy w
(Lost Time Memory upload comment)

Itou Kashitarou: I thought the only reason I would appear on the news would be when I do something illegal and become a convict, but then I realized that I would never have the guts to do so.
(After the info for his one man live came up on yahoo news)

DC: My followers are decreasing, but I’m hoping that all the people that are left are pretty girls. One can dream.
Fan: I’m a guy.
DC: Uh, sorry…

S!N: Hashiyan san, I’m not familiar with baseball, so maybe I could go watch a game with a high school girl.
Hashiyan: Police officer, come get this guy.

Underbar: For some reason Animal Crossing is getting popular. I’ve gotten it a while ago. I paid off my debts and played a little while, but nobody visited me so I got lonely and sold it off.

Akatin: While I was asking Mafumafu to work on my songs, I touched his bu- no, it’s nothing.

Fan: Dasoku san! I left my house keys at my house by mistake! What do I do?
Dasoku: Move

Itou Kashitarou: Hashiyan san, did you have a good night? I didn’t, because Amatsuki was talking in his sleep all night.
Amatsuki: Idiiiooot Idiiiioooooot! I’m hungry, let’s go eat
Aho no Sakata: I'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungry
(Saint Smiley 2GS members on their trip together, via twitter)

Itou Kashitarou: The world is much more kinder than I thought! I’ve been hiding my eyes and crouching, but the world is nothing to be afraid of….? Wait…. I’m Mary? (Kagerou Project reference)

Soraru: Can I pay my delusion tax and become a pretty girl with big boobs
(Delusion Tax upload comment)

Fan: Can I go to your live performance alone?
Itou Kashitarou: I was alone most of my life anyways! Please come!

Michan: Like this, goodbyes always come suddenly…….Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Help meeeeeeeee
(Tweet after he dropped his phone into water)

Fan: Have you ever been hurt because of love?
Itou Kashitarou: Never. I’ve never fallen in love in the first place.
Itou Kashitarou: Kekekeke.

luz: When I met up with Mafu kun and Uratan, they had the same hats and I went Eh (lets imagination go wild).
Mafumafu: Not only hats, but our shoes were the same color too.

Amatsuki: I had some time so I went to Mafu kun’s house with Kony to give him a birthday cake! It’s not his birthday or anything by the way!
Mafumafu: Seriously what the heck, the bell was ringing so I got the door and I got my birthday celebrated.

Itou Kashitarou: I read that putting salt in your bath helps you relax. So I put in this. (picture of “Magic salt Spice&herb) The basil clogged my pipes.
Itou Kashitarou: Oh well, happy lunar new year for the chinese people out there! Everyone, have a year full of happiness! Even though my bath is full of basil…
Itou Kashitarou: I’m staring closely at the floating basil…. They won’t flow!!
Itou kashitarou: Well, at least I could tell everyone not to use magic salt in your bath….
Hashiyan: Everyone is telling me not to put edible salt in my bath, but nobody does that, not even in comedy shows.

Itou Kashitarou: I just updated my blog about the relation between pancakes and ramen.

Freudian Slip

A Takukamu oneshot I wanted to write before the Internation Version comes out cuz they’re definitely gonna change it there


Takumi smiled at the woman sitting in front of him. Corrin, the one he’d thought he would always hate, but had turned out to be the one he loved, more than anything else. Slowly, gently he leaned forward to take a strand of her platinum hair in his fingers, teasing at them. Corrin smiled back, tilting her head into his caress. Her skin was soft and smooth, seeming to glow in the golden light of the setting sun. It was as if the two of them were in their own little piece of heaven, hidden away beneath the trees, far away from the rest of the world. Gazing deep into her eyes, he said tenderly:

“Thank you, Neesan. I’m so very happy. No matter what people think… these feelings won’t change. I love you.”

There was a pause, while the world seemed to stop for Corrin.

“Did you… just call me sister?” she asked, jerking back.

“What?” Takumi blinked. “Did I?”

“Yes, yes you did. You said ‘thank you Neesan.’ Neesan is sister, right?”

“What? No! I said I love you! I said, er… um…” He trailed off, eyes widening in realization.

“Er, it’s okay,” Corrin said awkwardly. “It’s not that bad.”

Takumi groaned, burying his face in his hands.

“I mean, I kinda thought you thought of me in another way, but its an honor in any case, I-I’m not dis-”

“Oh shut up,” said Takumi from behind his hands. “You know I don’t think of you as my sister! I never liked you as my sister!”

“Thanks,” Corrin said, raising an eyebrow.

“Its all Ryouma and the others’ fault!” Takumi exclaimed, lowering his hands. “They’re the ones always telling me, ‘its Kamui neesan, neesan, your precious neesan! Look its neesan’s room! Its neesan come back to us from Nohr!’ Neesan neesan neesan, all the time!”

“Takumi chill, your voice is getting really loud.”

“Well, its not my fault!” He exclaimed shrilly. “It’s like a reflex, I can’t control it! Stop laughing!

“Hehehe!… ahem,” Corrin quickly covered her mouth, trying to straighten her face. “I’m sorry. Clearly that was a mistake.”

“Exactly.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with a sister fetish.”

“Abso-Corrin!”

Laughing, Corrin reached over and patted him on the shoulder. “Its seriously okay, Takumi,” she said smiling gently, “If it makes you feel any better, I never considered you much as a brother anyway.”

“Yes,” said Takumi firmly, “Neither do I. Never have, never will.”  He took her hands, gazing deeply into her eyes, “I swear, I love you, more than I have ever loved any other woman. I think of you in my waking hours, I dream of you at night. I want to cherish you, love you, protect you, Corrin ne-” he let out a strangled sound as Corrin burst into peals of laughter again.

“BWAHAHAHA!”

“STOP LAUGHING!!”

Wiping her eyes, Corrin shook her head. “I’ll… see you later,” she said, standing up, eyes twinkling. “Um, till you, ahem, get your head straight.”

“But- but-” Takumi stood up, looking desperate, “you love me, right?”

“Of course,” Corrin said, smiling and waving. “Bye… Ototo-san.”

“CORRIN!”

———————

Me to read Shikamaru Hidden 7

“Do you need anything, nee-san?” Gaara asked. 

Me: NEE-SAN. NEE-SAN.

Temari was eternally grateful to Naruto for that. She thought that the village of Konoha overall was likeable. Their villagers held a strong pride as shinobi, and many of them were logical people.

Suddenly, that guy’s face flashed across her mind. There was a stinging pain inside Temari’s chest all of a sudden, and she irritably clicked her tongue.

Temari’s line about ‘sand getting in her eyes’ was a blatant lie and excuse.

“Shikamaru…” Gaara suddenly said that guy’s name, and Temari was caught so off guard she couldn’t stop herself from stiffening.

Although his sister had stiffened up as if in response to an enemy attack, Gaara didn’t say anything about her sudden guarded posture, and simply went on speaking indifferently

“…Shikamaru’s a shinobi of Konoha, you know?”

“We’re long past the era where we care about things like ‘Suna shinobi’ or ‘Konoha shinobi’. He’s a man who’s necessary to the Union. It’s natural that we would support him.”

“…Thank you.”

“This isn’t something you need to thank me for, neesan.”

One small tear had slipped its way down Temari’s cheek. Impatiently wiping it away, she looked at her little brother with a wide grin.

“Somehow, the sand keeps getting in my eyes today.”

Me: Shikamaru with the smoke, Temari with the sand… This isn’t a coincidence, guys.

Mr. and Mrs. Kurosaki 

Happy Birthday sarisama!! I decided to make something for you to lift your spirits and just because you’re amazing! I know you’ve been wanting a Mr. and Mrs. Smith IR crossover for some time now so I kicked myself in the butt and tried my best to sketch something out for you. After two years of knowing each other you continue to be a great confidant and friend. I hope you have an amazing year and many more to come. Love you Big Sis!

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