me and my future child

  • My future child: Hey Mom, were you around when the Neo-Nazi and white supremacist rallies happened? We learned about it in history class today.
  • Me: Yes, I was.
  • My future child: So you were there for the 2016 presidential election?
  • Me: Yes.
  • My future child: And when war with North Korea was imminent?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • My future child: How did you deal with it all?
  • Me: The power of Dank Memes.
  • My future child: What're those?
  • Me: Someday, when you're ready, I'll show you.
  • <p> <b>My future child:</b> why is my cousin's name rose?<p/><b>Me:</b> because your aunt loves roses<p/><b>My future child:</b> then where'd you get my name from?<p/><b>Me:</b> I'm busy now, The Range Of Diversity In Rick Riordan's Books<p/></p>

the power of Seungcheol’s long eyelashes + Mingyu being amazed and trying to do it too 

  • My future child: Mommy, what did you do for fun when you were younger?
  • Me: *has sudden painful flashbacks of every single gay fancfic written about my otp and how I read the entire 300k words book in a single all-nighter, the number of gifs that took up immense storage in my phone just because it had something to do with my otp, the time I stayed up till 5 am on multiple occasions because nothing could prevent me from being utterly joyful by seeing my sons be happy together and good lord, the sinful, oh so sinful smut*
  • Me? Oh, I read loads of books.
  • *eye twitches*
  • So many books 😳
the future

my child: m-m-m-
me: their first word! are they gonna say mom?
my child: m-m-m-missy deserved better
me: and dont you EVER forget it

Just Abused Kid Things

That one video game with the really good fantasy scene that you go to every time your parents get mad at you. Tag your game.

  • future child: mom why is my cousin named daisy?
  • me: because your aunty loves daisies
  • future child: oh! so i must be named rose because you love roses!
  • me, a loyal bap stan, who has listened to nothing but their rose album since it came out: ....yes.