me and my favorite red head

  • Jason Todd: [Pushes a man off a fire escape, decapitates 8 mob bosses and stuffs their heads in a bag, beats Joker with a crowbar till bloody and bruised, tazes a guy on his eyeballs, shoots at criminals with no remorse or hesitation, threatens to shoot a bazooka at Black Mask, and isn't afraid to take on Batman.]
  • Me: Him. He's the one. He's my favorite.

Imagine:
You and the pack are trying to keep the Nogitsune in one place, you know that if it escapes everyone is in danger.

Scott assembled the handcuffs and he took a step back, you glanced at Lydia your best friend then your eyes flickered over to Liam and Kira.
The Nogitsune shook his head and the handcuffs fell off.

“Does anyone have a plan b?"you asked quietly as you stood back, ready for the Nogitsune to strike.

Everyone shared the same facial expression; Fear. The Nogitsune was probably loving every second.

"Well I guess it was nice knowing you guys, Lydia I just want you to know before we die it was me that borrowed your Red heels I’m so sorry they snapped"you confessed as ‘Stiles’ watched you all squirm uncomfortably.

Her mouth fell open.
"They were my favorites, y/n if he doesn’t kill you, I will"Lydia mumbled, sending you a death glare.

Random Admitted Facts Of USWNT:

Shannon Boxx - I broke a chair at a national team dinner, but never hit the floor while still holding Christie Rampone’s daughter Rylie on my lap.

Lori Chalupny - I wish I could grow just a little bit so I could be listed at 5-5 instead of 5-4.

Lauren Holiday - When I was 10, I wanted to go to football camp but my mom put me in cheer camp instead. I won best toe-touch.

Tobin Heath - I used to steal gear from U.S. Soccer when I was younger, but for that I am sorry.

Carli Lloyd - I prefer sandals over sneakers.

Heather O'Reilly - I have an enormous sweet tooth. I maul chocolate.

Ali Krieger - I never leave the house without mascara.

Christie Rampone - I am a real red head!

Morgan Brian - My favorite show growing up was “SpongeBob SquarePants” and kinda still is.

Megan Rapione - Playing in Chicago may be dangerous for me, because as I said, I love to shop.

Amy Rodriguez - One of my worst habits is cracking my knuckles. My Grandma thinks I’m going to get arthritis.

Hope Solo - I buy myself flowers because I love to have them in the house.

Abby Wambach - When I was waking up from the anesthesia after my surgery for my broken leg, I was crying and saying “I want my mommy.”

Alex Morgan - My cat has six toes on each of its front paws.

Kelley O'Hara - I put water on my cereal.

Alyssa Naeher - My parents told us that when Amanda and I were babies, we’d just sit up in our cribs talking to each other for hours.

Christen Press - I never touched the ball once in my first soccer league.

Becky Sauerbrunn - I’m really good at video games.

Whitney Engen - My parents loved to dress my brother and I up as children.

Julie Johnston - I used to cry every time I fell down on the soccer field when I was nine.

Sydney Leroux - I was at the office every single day and they had to call my mom to come get me every single day.

Ashlyn Harris - I hit a kid in the face with a fish in Florida when I was younger.

Meghan Klingenberg - When I was around six years old, believe it or not, I was really shy.

So here’s a thing

No one seems to ever talk about my favorite part of the Beauty and the Beast story, so in light of the disney remake coming out and everything, I’d like to take this moment to tell you guys something awesome. Bear with me for a moment.

First of all, as far as I can tell, Beauty and the Beast is the only mainstream Western fairy tale that was written ABOUT a woman, FOR women, BY women. 

If you list whatever fairy tales you can think of off the top of your head, about half of them–Rapunzel, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood–were probably traditional oral folk tales, typically told by women to other women or children while they were all spinning and doing other work. 

However, these tales were then collected, rewritten, anthologized, and popularized by men like the Grimm brothers and Charles Perrault. 

The other half–The Snow Queen, The Little Mermaid–were made up in the style of these folk tales by modern (male) authors, most notably Hans Christian Anderson.

But not Beauty and the Beast

Setting aside its roots in the Greek myth of Eros and Psyche and its familial resemblance to East of the Sun and West of the Moon, Beauty and the Beast as we know it (prince cursed to be a beast, a rose, magic castle, a merchant’s daughter) was written by the French novelist Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve as a novella length story published in her book La Jeune Américaine et les Contes Marins in 1740. A considerably shortened version written by another woman, Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont, appeared in a French girls’ magazine sixteen years later, and that’s essentially the version we all know today. In both versions, Beauty is undoubtedly the main character. 

But let’s talk about the de Villeneuve version for a moment, because it’s pretty interesting. 

(First of all, I really recommend finding a translation and reading it yourself, because it’s a riot: the story you know only takes up about half of the novel; there’s this whole subplot where every night Beauty has these dreams of a beautiful prince, and they talk a lot, and it’s kind of implied that they might be getting up to some dream-world hanky panky, but it’s the 1700s so no one’s saying it outright. And she’s falling in love with him, and he with her. Except he’s constantly telling her “You know, I know you like me and everything, but have you considered the Beast’s offer of marriage?” And Beauty, understandably, is like, wtf. And then after the prince turns back into a prince, his snooty mother turns up out of nowhere and tries to break them up? Idk, it’s weird. Anyway….)

So in the original version, Beauty is at the castle living with the Beast. And every night he asks her to be his bride, making it explicitly clear that her answer is totally allowed to be “no.” And every night, she says no, and he doesn’t push her further. 

The interesting bit is although most translations put the Beast’s question as “will you marry me?,” the original version is closer to “will you sleep with me?” And it’s made clear once the curse is broken that only a willing–and not coerced–“yes” on Beauty’s part would break the curse. 

tl;dr: That’s right, ladies and gentlemen and otherwise inclined. Beauty and the Beast is a 1700s-era feminist parable about the magical power of women’s consent. 

*mic drop*

The signs and their favorite MM character
  • Aries: 707
  • Taurus: Luciel Choi
  • Gemini: the guy with yellow and black glasses
  • Cancer: Seven
  • Leo: Luciel
  • Virgo: the hacker
  • Libra: 7
  • Scorpio: probably Zen
  • Sagittarius: the red head
  • Capricorn: Seven
  • Aquarius: The sad one(not the V guy, the other sad one. No, not Yoosung. The other other sad one. Yeah. That guy.)
  • Pisces: Mr.Choi
  • Cal: ....Mare? Why is your head on my chest?
  • Mare: umm...you know, just making sure you're still alive
  • Cal: you aren't seriously worried that I'm going to die in my sleep...are you?
  • Mare: *rolls over* Death, demise, die, those are my least favorite words right now.

I’m getting a hair cut this week. Not because I particularly care, but because my favorite four year old has informed me for the past two weeks at church that my bangs are too long and that I can’t see. I’ve tried to explain to her that my eyesight is just fine and my hair isn’t covering my eyes yet, but she insists that I can’t see. Have you ever tried to reason with a four year old? She asked her dad to go to the car to get me a hair clip today so I could see again.

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addicted to you challenge → favorite OT6 moment

My brother sits on the grass by the red chairs, knees bent. He stares out, the sky morphing from dark to light blue. And I know.

He’s waiting for the sun to rise.

Lily breaks from my side, just to put Kinney in a bouncer beside Audrey, both girls still asleep. I grip the sink counter, the side door clattering as Daisy heads out. She walks across the grass, light on her feet—going towards my brother.

I’m proud of Daisy. For never listening to me. Or her mom. Or her dad. I’m goddamn proud of Daisy for becoming the woman that she wanted to be.

My lips lift just slightly, and I turn my head. “Lily.” She’s not far, her hands on my waistband. I clasp one in mine, and I nod towards outside. She nods back, and silently, we leave through the side door, following my brother and her sister’s footsteps to the hill.

Daisy sits between Ryke’s legs, back against his chest, his arms wrapped around her frame. Their eyes touch the horizon.

I take a seat on the grass only a few feet from Ryke, and Lily plops next to me. I hold her as she holds me, her cheek resting against my shoulder. My eyes fix ahead, and I try to see what my brother sees in the sky. Orange colors that melt into blue.

My gaze breaks when Connor walks outside, hands in his pockets until Rose reaches him. Side-by-side. He laces his fingers with hers, and their heads turn. So does mine. To look back ahead.

Just as the sun rises.

With the six of us on this hill and the packed lake house behind us—I feel sentiments far beyond this sunrise, this morning, this moment. We filled an empty house.

I’m thirty-seven.

Just yesterday I was twenty and meeting some of these people—people that I’d spend my life with, that’d become my home.Just yesterday I was twenty—still deeply and desperately in love with my best friend.

I grew older.

                            W e  a l l  g r ow  o l d e r.

In a blink of an eye, our children will grow old too.And I’ll think: just yesterday they were twenty. Headed for college. Falling in love. Memories will flood behind us, the lake house no longer filled to the brim. As quiet as the moment we first walked in—and we’ll sit on this hill. Feeling the stillness that exists.

And then we end—we end where we started.

                                                               Just us.

                                                                     All six of us

                                             Loren Hale, Some Kind of Perfect

5

“ I practice every day to find some clever lines to say,
to make the meaning come through.
But then I think I’ll wait
until the evening gets late,
and I’m alone with you.
The time is right, your perfume fills my head,
the stars get red,
and oh, the night’s so blue.
And then I go and spoil it all,
by saying something stupid
like: ‘I love you’. ”

—— Joy (2015) dir. David O. Russell

My Everything

Pairing: Rowena x Mary Winchester

Author: @oppsiwrotemorefanfic

Summary/Request: @salembitchtrials I think Rowena and Mary could be a really cute couple/whatever. I think it would be interesting. 

Word Count:960

Warnings: Romance, fluff

*I hope this is kind of what you wanted me to do. Feedback is appreciated. Flashbacks are italicized.*

Keep reading

So many AU’s in my head. What if Robb survived the Red Wedding and was present during the battle of the bastards (and how that would have even happened with him around) Maybe I’ll end up writing a little something about that.

You know, I never shipped Jon/Robb until I read a fic where they knew they were cousins, then I was like Ohhh, it works so well. But JonxSam is also so sweet, and JonxGrenn that was a favorite of mine. Well that’s me at 4 am thinking about slash.

PS. Give redheaded Robb or give me death! Also damn he got beefy

Tagged by: @shardsofawhole

Name | Lucy
Nicknames | Bootsie, Lou
Zodiac sign | ??? Sagittarius, Cancer???
Height | 5′7″
Orientation | Demi?Pan?
Nationality | American
Favorite fruit | Oranges
Favorite season | Winter/Fall (we don’t really have 4 seasons)
Favorite book | Artemis Fowl???idk man i havent read a book since high school junior year bc of my head injury
Favorite flower | Baby’s Breath I guess
Favorite scent | Lavender 
Favorite color | red-violet
Favorite animal | horses, dogs
Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa | coffee
Average sleep hours | 7 but i need 10 to function
Cat or dog person | Dog but I will not say no to a cat
Favorite fictional character | omg who knows anymore
Blog created | 2011
Number of followers | 4200+

When did your blog reach its peak: 2015 but it’s still hanging on

What made you decide to get a tumblr: ygo fandom

Why did you pick your url: it me

Last movie you watched: oh man it was a really bad horror on netflix

Last song you listened to: I’m…not sure… let’s say a Lady Gaga song

Last book you read: i cant really read anymore idk

Last thing you ate: In’n’Out

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?: Honestly??? im really craving an abandoned church rn. its quiet and cold and dim. no one can sneek up on me and i can stim with the echoes

What time would you travel to: as long as i could come back here, it’d be real cool to travel back to some old days and see if humanity was actually really advanced but some how destroyed itself ive been watching a lot of conspiracy videos on youtube again

I tag: @2srooky, @catsglade (u can skip the zodiac one), @ocpd-rose

Thank you to the very lovely @amandadalton33
for tagging me ✨

Relationship status: single (until August when Axl meets me and we fall in love)


Favorite color: Red 🍒🌹❤️


Lipstick or chapstick: BOTH, but especially chapstick, I don’t want to be crusty


Last song I listened to: Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners (fucking kILL ME this song has been stuck in my head for 2 weeks it is all that I think about it is haunting me)


Last movie I watched: Uhm Crossfire Hurricane was added to Netflix recently so I watched that again


Top 3 TV shows: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bates Motel, Criminal Minds


Top 3 ships: the Titanic, the Mayflower, and the Santa Maria


uhm I’ll tag: @duffmckagan @seventiescherry @hereiam-yourrocketqueen @hell–hammer @sad-lesane @candylee25 @sodascherry @s-a-h-v-a-n-n-a-h @from-the-garden-of-your-soul

Truths

“Truth or dare?”

“Come on, Harry. This is a stupid game.”

“Oh, don’t be such a party-pooper.” Harry said, leaning back against the headboard. “What could you possibly tell me that I don’t already know?”

I felt my cheeks flush red and tried to duck my head so he couldn’t see. It was true, there weren’t many things about me that Harry didn’t already know, considering how long we had known each other. But there was one secret I had been hiding for years that I just wasn’t prepared to tell him yet.

“Fine.” I replied. “But you go first. Truth or dare?”

He laughed. “Alright, alright. Truth.”

I suddenly panicked because I had absolutely no idea what to ask him.

“Um…favorite ice cream flavor?”

“You already know the answer to that, (Y/N). Come on, what do you really want to ask me?”

I went quiet and then looked up at him. His gaze caught mine and his smile fell.

“I…I don’t know.” I said, shifting in my seat.

“Yes you do.” He said, quietly.

My heart was pounding as I saw him get up off the bed and walk slowly over to the chair I was sitting in.

“Ask me how I feel about you.” He said, his voice low and serious.

“Harry -”

“The truth,” Harry began without letting me finish, “is that I am pretty crazy about you. And that I think you are the most amazing and beautiful girl I’ve ever known.”

I could feel my face flush again and I was sure my heart was going to explode.

He leaned both hands on the arms of the chairs so his face was hovering mere inches from mine. “Now, dare me to kiss you.”

I couldn’t make the words come out, but after several breaths and gulps I finally managed to whisper, “Kiss me.”

The next second, Harry’s hand was on my cheek and his lips were on mine. The kiss lasted only a few short seconds, but it was the most magical kiss I had ever had.

He pulled away and smiled. “Now it’s your turn. Truth or dare?”

I managed to finally find my voice. “Dare me to kiss you again.”

Harry grinned at me. “Oh, you don’t even have to ask, love.”

Tagged by @11daysofhell

Nicknames: Des, Arli, Arlee, Arles

Star sign: Rising: Sagittarius - Sun: Capricorn - Moon: Gemini

Height: 5′3″

Time right now:  1:24PM 

Last thing you Googled: The last thing I googled was about DNA! It’s all for fanfiction research - I swear! 

Favorite music artist(s): Sia, Kylie Minogue, Sakanaction, Fall Out Boy, KARD, EXID, AOA, BTS, BIGBANG, Panic! at the Disco, Carly Rae Jepsen, Rise Against, Nothing More, Red Velvet, The Offspring, Daft Punk, The Weeknd, and SO MANY MORE. 

Last song stuck in my head: Rollin Rollin - Brave Girls

Last movie: Moana

My fab outfit:: I really dig cold shoulder tops. They make me so happy. ;D 

When did I create this blog: Sometime in 2014/2015. 

The trash I post:  A little bit of everything, but I am securing my rightful place in the Mystic Messenger trashbin with headcanons and the collaboration fanfiction I am working on (Threads of Fate) with my buddy @jylcie . I also dabble in art and post illustrations! 

Do you get asks regularly: Not regularly. I have a bunch of sinners in my inbox that appeared in the last week that are waiting for me to write some sin. ^_^. I wish more people would send me asks though. I would love to talk! 

Why did you choose your URL?: A lot of people think I’m a huge fan of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” series with my username. That’s actually the opposite and I’ve never the books or seen the movies. LOL  I have a very diverse taste in everything so I thought “fifty shades of des” is a way of showing my different interests. 

Unfortunately, that plan has backfired. I’m the biggest Mystic Messenger trash and the majority of what I post and create for is Mystic Messenger. I’ve thought about changing my username but everyone knows me now as fiftyshadesofdes haha. 

Gender: I’m a lady, babe. 

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Pokemon team: Team Instinct

Favorite color: My favorite color is a gradient! It’s Pink - Purple - Blue. 

Dream job: My dream job is to be a voice actress for an anime or a video game! ^_^ 

Number of blankets: The more the better! I love to drown myself in big fluffy blankets. 

Followers: I actually can’t believe it, but I have 900 now? I’m shocked so many people follow me now. I love each and every one of you.

Tagging @jylcie @mirror-alchemist @sydere @vergiliaux 

This blog was tagged by @slytherclaw15

Rules: Answer all the questions then tag people you want to get to know better.

Name: Amy here! x

Nickname: Ams, Satan (long story…)
Gender: Female
Star Sign: Aquarius 
Height: 5′5″
Time right now: 12:47 pm
Last Thing I Googled: “yuri on ice fanfiction”
Favorite Band: Orange Caramel, Red Velvet, most Kpop tbh
Favorite Single Artist: I don’t really have one??? Mostly Kpop and Jpop for me.
Last Song Stuck In My Head: mmmbop by Hanson
Last Movie I Watched: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Last TV Show I Watched: Criminal Minds
When I Created My Blog: idk, like 2 years ago????ish??
What Do I Post: Harry Potter house stuff
When Did Your Blog Reach Its Peak: Now. It only ever keeps climbing :)
Do You Have Any Other Blogs: Yes. Far too many.
Do You Get Asks Often: There are currently more than 100 in my ask box for this blog alone. 
Why Did You Choose Your Url: It fit what the blog was going to be about.
Following: 11,108
Posts: 360
Hogwarts House: Slytherin. Hiss hiss motherfucker.
Pokemon Team: Team Valour
Favorite Color: Dark red
Average Hours Of Sleep: 8 hours
Lucky Numbers: 394 and 666
Favorite Characters: McGonagall, Hermione, Buckbeak, Fang, Luna and Harry.
What Are You Wearing Right Now: underwear and a large hoodie
Dream Job: British ambassador to Japan
Dream Trip: Tokyo

I tag: the other admins, and every one of our followers! Tag us in it if you do it!

<3 xxx <3

-Amy (Slytherin)

Friend: So what is your favorite Sonic ship?

Me: Oh, I like… um… SonAmy, I guess, since it’s canon in Sonic Boom.

Friend: SonTails in my OTP!

Me: *slowly turns head around 180, looking at my friend with red eyes* What the BLOODY FUCK did you just say?!

Friend: I like Sonic x Tails.

Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. *turns off xbox*

Friend: Hey! Why?

Me: Get. Out.

Friend: sheesh, way to give me the cold shoulder. *leaves*

Me: ITS DISGUSTING!

top 10 songs i’ve been listening to lately tag!

tagged by @youngjai ♡ and @ohsvhuns ♡ thank u for tagging me cuties!! 

  1. Cover up - Taeyeon this song is stuck in my head since it was released i love it!!!
  2. Fingertip - Gfriend
  3. Never ever - Got7
  4. Fine - Taeyeon
  5. Body talk - Red Velvet 
  6. The song  - Zion T
  7. Burj Khalifa - Epik High my favorite epik high song i love it so much
  8. Goodbye - 2ne1
  9. Love Paint - Nu’est this song is a bop why do people sleep on this???
  10. D Half moon - Dean i’ll never get over this song its so relaxing

Because i dont want to disturb people too much im gonna tag anyone who wants to do this!! again thank u for tagging me it was fun to do this :)