Conversation with my little sister about our pets: (2 cats and a dog)
Her: So Hamlet (my cat) is a prince, Derp (my sisters’ cat) is the jester, and Lady (thr dog) is the princess. So imagine being in that world, what would your role be?
Me: Hamlet’s father.
Her: so you’re a King? Or are you a bastard king, banging some queen on the side ;3
Me: I guess and no lol I’m not getting any. I guess I’d actually be Hamlet’s dad’s ghost. Because I’ve got nothing going for me. And I’m dead inside 😂