me and my family vs the robots

experiences that in my opinion are a good summary of silicon valley life:

  • pro-life protesters hanging out around my school with extremely gory signs. none of the students seemed to be grossed out and there were zero complaints filed about the huge gory signs next to school. the protestors left because nobody was paying attention to them
  • I once took a trial run of a SAT essay writing class. The class consisted of me and a 4th grader. Teacher spent the whole time helping the poor kid figure out how to structure paragraphs. I don’t blame him but I didn’t take more classes there
  • I was taking a practice ACT at a (mostly white) prep center when someone sneezed. I am so unaccustomed to people saying “bless you” that when everyone said it I nearly jumped out of my seat
  • inspirational quotes carved into the bathroom tiles at the school I took my ACT at because they have a problem with kids killing themselves on the nearby train tracks
  • I wrote an article about Macs vs. PC in my middle school newspaper and decided that PCs are better. A kid ran up to me later that week, asked me if I was the author, and said “I hate you” and then dashed off
  • Brown admissions interviewers holding their interviews in a brand-new fully furnished yet abandoned office and showing us a stream of a SpaceX launch while we were waiting
  • robots at the mall. just…..robots at the mall
  • most of the east asian families I know still take off their shoes indoors, but they take their shoes with them instead of leaving them outside. this is because robbers like targeting asian houses, because we have money and no guns
  • running into classmates in labs over winter break because everyone and their mother is an intern at Stanford Medical School
  • I chatted with a white girl I met at summer camp after she told me she was from San Jose. I told her I was from Cupertino and she immediately said her neighborhood was “ghetto af” and faked a posh British accent and went “oh look I’m from Cupertino I work at Apple and I will go to Yale”
  • chinese boys doing shit like spending the summer in France as a farmer in order to ~*distinguish themselves*~ from the guys who play League and made USAMO in 7th grade
  • a guy on my Science Olympiad team eating his buzzer
  • fanon aph Finland: I'LL KICK YOUR ASS I'LL KICK MY DOG'S ASS I'LL KICK ANYONE'S ASS I'LL KICK MY OWN ASS
  • canon aph Finland: I am a delicate flower please don't hurt me... *can be strong at times*
  • fanon aph Sweden #1: Finland is mine and if you touch him you die
  • fanon aph Sweden #2: w'f' y'' 'r' 'm'z'ng 'nd p'rf'ct
  • canon aph Sweden: *occasionally uses '*
  • canon aph Sweden: *too shy to admit crush* m'embarrassed
  • fanon aph Norway: *don't give a shit at all*
  • canon aph Norway: *gives a shit on a deep level but doesn't show it*
  • fanon aph Denmark: NORGE LOOOK AT MY GAY CROSSDRESSING ASS I AM PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL LEEEEGGGGOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
  • canon aph Denmark: I'm going tO MAKE A GIANT ROBOT OUT OF FURNITURE YOU CAN'T STOP ME oh and btw ily all
  • fanon aph Iceland: *tumblr, mlp, anime obsessed, scene phase* I actually don'g give a shit leave like rn
  • canon aph Iceland: Why is everyone in my family so crazy? wtf
Things I Want From Season 14 of Red vs Blue

-more past Grif and Simmons interaction
-any story having to do with Sarge. Maybe how Sarge, Grif and Simmons first met
-Tucker and Junior family bonding time
-Sister
-Donut and Doc when they were left alone that one time w/ Lopez
-literally anything with Lopez give me my sarcastic robot son
-Caboose making up some ridiculous story bc he’s precious
-FREELANCERS HOLY FUCK
-MORE CT MORE 479ER MORE SOUTH
-GIVE ME ACTION WITH FREELANCERS
-TEXAS PLS I MISS HER
-YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I MISS? SHELIA. BRING ME TANK MOM I WILL RIOT
-bring Andy too bc fuck it he was a party
-AI FRAGMENTS BRING ME AI FRAGMENT INTERACTION
-ALIENS