me and kaiya

The Nanny

Dr. Melinda May has been looking to hire a nanny. But between her and her daughter, Daisy, Melinda is starting to think she won’t be able to find anyone who can make both of them happy. When she hires Phil Coulson to do the job, however, Melinda finds out just how untrue that belief had been.

A Philindaisy au.

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Melinda closed the door behind Nanny Candidate #14 before turning around and letting out a short sigh.

Another failed attempt.

Each person she interviewed seemed so promising in the beginning, but none turned out to be a good fit. She was too protective of her four-year-old to leave her with just anybody, and Melinda’s gut instincts told her she hadn’t found “The One” just yet, even though she’d given several a chance. As if Melinda wasn’t picky enough herself, Daisy hadn’t liked a single one of the potential nannies that had watched her for the past month either. Between the two of them, Melinda was starting to think there was no one in the world who would make both of them happy.

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“Live now at Sayazagi Academy! We at SDS News have recieved a tip that a group of students here are planning to open up not only an idol group but a host club as well!! A daunting task indeed~ Look I believe here’s one of their member’s now!!


“Hello there! You’re a member of the new idol hostclub group here correct? Could you tell us what your name is?”

“Correct, I am! My name is Kaiya, and I’m very pleased to meet you! *bows*”

“Wonderful! So why exactly did you want to join the club?”

“Well, uh, Etto heard me singing one afternoon after school and approached me with the offer to join. He said it would be a good way for me to relieve stress and even make some money!”

“Is there something special you personally hope to accomplish in the group this year?”

“In addition to making money to support myself so I don’t have to completely depend on my parents, I’d really like to make some friends! Especially with my fellow club members!”

“I see. So final question, what would you like to tell your fans?”

“Gosh, I don’t think I have anybody who would call themselves a fan of me, but I guess I’d have say just “If you can’t say how you’re really feeling, sing it!” and also please come to our performances, we’d love to sing for you!”


KAIYA IS NOW ACCEPTING QUESTIONS

hopelessfountainkinkdom  asked:

Okay SO: let's talk about jeliorn's first kiss shall we. After izzy realizes she's a lesbian and breaks things off w Meliorn, the Nephilim need someone else to keep connections w the Seelie and ofc Jace volunteers bc he wants to Prove himself. Meliorn is displeased to say the least when Jace walks into his tent. 'Great, they sent the cocky one. I was almost hoping for the redhead.' Anyway they keep a semi-professional relationship for the most part but then (1/?)

It comes to their attention that there’s been a Seelie hating demon released and ofc they go and investigate it alone bc they think they can totally handle it and they’ll be the Heroes of the day. They end up in some sort of demon-run club and manage to get backstage but some of its Mundane servants are approaching them so the only reasonable thing for meliorn to do is pull jace around the nearest corner and start heavily making out w him 
 Meliorn glamours them (can Seelie do that? They can now) so they look like ordinary Horny Mundanes™ just looking for a place to make out. At first Jace is taken aback by the kiss but then he eases into it and feels himself relax and - holy shit why is he curling his fingers around the collar of meliorn’s shirt? And why is he prying meliorn’s lips open to slip in his tongue? And did he just… Whimper when meliorn cupped his cheek? 

The glamour works and the mundane servants order them to get back to the club and meliorn is really smug about it bc it’s the first time jace isnt wearing that infuriating cocky grin 

i,,,hav e not ever in my life been attacked like this adhaslfasnvlksdodisbsc the aUDACITY smdh

anywahy this is like???? 100% perfect and would happen to the Nerds

but also consider,,,,,,the aftermath..,…,,

jace is. shocked. like he knew he wasn’t straight but holy crap he is not straight. his whole ‘im an asshole with not-so-secret feelings and i actually really care a lot and everyone knows’ act does a complete 180 and he suddenly finds alec’s inability to Words™ around magnus the most 1000000% relatable feeling in the world??????? and he walks meliorn home and spends the whole time throwing sideways glances at his lips and remembering how nice they felt and just. really wanting to kiss him again which is embarrassing for jace who is usually at least a little bit composed

meliorn is shocked as well, but hides it better. he’s a much calmer person than jace naturally, so he manages to pull himself together and come off as his usual cool & indifferent self, and he has every intention of not holding on to the things jace just made him feel? until he catches jace’s not-so-subtle glances and suddenly its mutual attraction, which is a whole new world of possibility.

they avoid each other for the next few days, jace having a few conversations with izzy about what he should do (look those two tell each other all their relationship drama fight me) and meliorn considering his options, before it’s time for them to meet up and discuss official shadowhunter/seelie relations and stuff again. when they see each other, they’ve both decided to flirt shamelessly and see what happens (meliorn because he’s aware jace is attracted to him, jace because he really has no clue what meliorn is feeling but he’s got no chill and meliorn is gorgeous) and there’s a lot of making out and not very much actual work accomplished and somehow jace goes back to the institute looking forward to a date?????? and its all downhill from there ofc~

How sweet it is to be loved by you

A completely pointless fluffy Philinda-in-Ireland fic. Literally. All fluff. No angst to be found. Haha. Title is a Michael Buble song.

Dedicated to the birthday girl and one of my favorite people EVER, @b00k-freak! I LOVE YOU.

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He tries to read the book.

Honestly, he tries. 

The whole idea of this vacation spawned from his desire to read this book in Ireland. Granted, he wasn’t sitting in a pub at the moment–which had originally been part of the dream–but he was much happier with the way his idea had turned out instead. 

Rather than a noisy pub, Phil sat in a beautiful old house with polished wood floors, a garden out back, and a view of the Irish country-side that was to die for. Currently, Phil sat on the couch in the cozy living room as it rained lightly outside, his sock-clad feet were propped up on the coffee table, and he was trying his best to keep his eyes from straying to the other side of the sofa, where the source of his distraction sat.

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Let me love you (in every universe)

“In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” -Maya Angelou

A collection of four different soulmate stories from different soulmate au prompts.

A/N:  This fic is officially three days late, but it was written in honor of my dear philinda’s birthday. I love you.

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I. Your tattoo is only half complete and it completes itself the moment you meet your soulmate.

Melinda May’s curiosity about the soulmate tattoo on her wrist had faded long ago.

She was in her thirties, already a successful lawyer, and had no free time to sit and ponder about a soulmate she would likely never meet anyway.

Of course, Melinda had her fair share of fantasies about her soulmate when she was younger-what her tattoo would look like when it was complete (now it just looked like the outline of a raindrop about to trickle off her wrist), if her soulmate would be thrilled or disappointed when they found out she was their other half, if she would be excited or disappointed…Melinda had wondered all these things in her youth, but it was time to face reality. And reality, at this present moment, was staring at her rather rudely in the face.

“You want me to do what?

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faeriemeliorn  asked:

for the ship thing: clizzy!!

aaaaahhh omg okay this got kinda long i never seem to get asked abt. my girls lmao i went crazy yikes

Who kisses who first

clary lmao. izzy’s been dropping all these lines that could be taken as flirting but could also just be izzy being izzy, and clary honestly has no idea whether izzy is gay or not, and quite frankly with everything else going on she’s not looking to fall hopelessly in love right now- except.

izzy’s hair is so shiny and it shifts like water and falls into her eyes when she laughs. and her eyes are so dark and full of mysteries that poke at the edges of clary’s consciousness at 2am when she’s trying to sleep. and her voice is like……what clary imagines starlight would sound like, if it could speak. and before clary can even berate herself for being so damn thirsty when she’s just stumbled headfirst into a secret supernatural war she’s???? hanging on every word because izzy is also passionate and bold and funny and kind and she’s such a nerd goddamn when she talks about science she gets really animated and uses a lot of excited hand gestures and bounces on her toes and clary feels her breath catch in her throat every time she thinks about how fierce isabelle lightwood is in her love for her brothers

and one day izzy greets her with ‘that shirt makes your boobs look so good !!!!’ instead of ‘good morning’ and clary just gives up with a frustrated ‘dammit’ and leans in and presses their lips together. when they pull apart, izzy grins and says ‘finally’. and clary pushes her up against the wall and proceeds to kiss her breathless.

Who makes breakfast

izzy is officially banned from making food, ever. but like, clary’s not that big a fan of cooking either so usually they just steal cereal from the kitchen and eat it out of the box with their hands 

(jace and alec hate this. it’s so unsanitary and they hate it so much but they also lowkey can’t be bothered arguing with the girls about it so alec just calls magnus for emergency breakfast dates every other day and jace kinda just sulks and makes toast lmao)

Who says I love you first

izzy! they both say it all the time before they’re dating, and once they start dating they’re like ‘well we already know we love each other, we say it on like a daily basis why would it be awkward now?’ (for real they’re not v. angsty they’re just nerds in love and they tell each other all the time)

but like pre-dating, izzy is the one who says it first and it’s like. really important to clary? because after she came out as a lesbian her few female friends kind of avoided casual ‘i love you’s and it wasn’t a huge thing but it still stung? the first time izzy says it to clary is like. they’re texting, and clary mentions alec being gay and the convo goes

IZZY: you don’t have a problem with it, do you?
CLARY: nah are you kidding lmao i’m like the hugest lesbian :)
IZZY: omG REALLY
IZZY: s a m e
CLARY: WAIT REALLY
CLARY: OMG MY GOD YASSSS
CLARY: leSBIANS UNITE
IZZY: oh my god i love you so much :’)

Who holds the other one during a storm

izzy hates thunderstorms, they make her anxious and antsy because she’s naturally on edge a lot of the time anyway due to her training? so the extra sudden loud noises and stuff just makes her stress levels spike and she goes on high alert. not so much afraid as irritated and snappish and she paces a lot, until clary pulls her into a hug and they just lie down together and snuggle until izzy feels calm again.

What their song is 

okay so clary has a Playlist™ because she’s a giant sap like that, her fave #clizzy songs are:

hazy // rosi golan
bright // echosmith
somewhere in neverland // all time low

What they do when one of them is upset

when clary is upset izzy basically just puts a sketchpad in her hands, strikes the most ridiculous pose she can think of and goes ‘drAW ME like one of your french girls’ and it always gets a smile out of clary. this is usually followed by clary drawing izzy in super crazy poses and doing weird faces and stuff until both of them are laughing to much to even remember why she was upset
(or if she’s too upset to draw, izzy just sits with her and gives her lots of forehead and nose kisses and lets her wallow in it until she’s ready to talk about whatever’s bothering her)

when izzy is upset clary is very physical in her comforting. hugs, hand holding, backrubs, and distracts her with conversation. tells stories about her childhood, asks izzy about her memories of growing up, and eventually she’ll ask izzy what’s going on and izzy will almost always tell her

alternatively if they’re both miserable they just lie down on izzy’s bed with their shoulders touching and their fingers intertwined between them and sort of collectively stew in self-pity and bitterness and sadness until they curl up in each others arms and sleep

Who kisses more roughly 

okay but they’re both pretty rough??? like sure they have their cute tender kisses but they’re also both super passionate and like. phew. intense makeouts are intense lmao. hands in hair, hands under shirts, clary in izzy’s lap or izzy pressing clary into a wall, basically they have a lot of feelings and they’re both really gay and like to kiss each other with everything they have

What their dates consist of

they don’t really do like romantic date nights tbh, they go to downworlder raves sometimes (thank u for the invites magnus) which izzy loves and clary enjoys because okay, it’s fun enough but izzy always looks so vibrant and alive when she’s dancing and it’s the most captivating thing in the known universe. and other than that their ‘date nights’ are mosting just watching movies on clary’s laptop, making out in izzy’s room, there was one memorable occasion when izzy dragged clary out to spy on alec and magnus and they got found out and it somehow ended with alec and izzy both sitting on their asses in a water fountain, half glaring and half laughing, while clary and magnus looked on in confusion

Who knew they would always be together

clary. izzy, for all her bravado is super insecure about her self-worth? like she’s confident and comfy with her body and she can get whatever she wants with her dazzling personality but she also kinda lowkey feels like people get tired of her after a while? so she tries to live in the moment and not think about the future, but she can’t help believe clary is it for her, because clary is so certain of their future together. like clary is so utterly convinced that izzy is the One™ she always casually talks about ‘when we get married’ and all that.

What they talk about at 1am

really random shit like sometimes clary stays at the institute and sometimes she stays with luke and jocelyn but even if she does that they still text until like 2am and they have the greatest late night existential talks lmao

What their favourite holiday traditions are 

okay but at christmas clary keeps mistletoe on her person at all times and she just dangles it above people’s heads and goes now kiss (this is how jace and meliorn kiss for the first time lmao yikes) and every single time she sees izzy she holds it up and she’s like ‘u have to kiss me now sorry i don’t make the rules’

izzy likes valentine’s day and always keeps clary in bed for snuggling and/or other Activities until well into the afternoon, then they go out and walk around the city together and just do mundane stuff all evening and it’s really nice and peaceful :’)

Whos the hopeless romantic 

both of them tbh

Who says sorry after an argument  

they both do? like they don’t really have big fights but after a disagreement they’re always like ‘okay we need to talk about this so it doesn’t fester’ and they both apologize and explain why they feel the way they do and talk through it. heALTHY HAPPY WLW RELATIONSHIPS PLS

Bonus: who flirts the most

i z z y  omg she’s so smooth (clary likes to try out every corny pickup line she’s ever heard and izzy rolls her eyes at each one but lowkey loves it)

infinitesiml  asked:

battle couple clizzy is The Best Sentence i have read all day

okay but like really just think about it i mean

  • izzy wearing one of clary’s tank tops while they spar with each other
  • flirting mid-battle (izzy is good with that whip okay it’s not clary’s fault)
  • clary sitting on izzy’s back while she does push-ups
  • literally everyone knowing Not To Cross Those Two because they legitimately can kick even jace & alec’s collective asses eight ways from sunday in two on two training fights (and jace & alec are a notorious fighting team)
  • they hold special training sessions for young shadowhunter women where they teach them how to kick ass and not take any shit from crusty older dudes in the clave
  • izzy grabbing an enemy with her whip and yanking them into the range of clary’s seraph blade
  • okay personal hc that clary is really fucking good with daggers/throwing knives etc. all those small blades like she’s super quick and she has a strong throwing arm
  • so she’ll sometimes throw a dagger directly into an enemies weak spot so they stumble and izzy finishes them off
  • they share weapons, like who knows who brought which seraph blades anyway tbh they toss them to each other as necessary (and izzy tries to teach clary how to use the whip but it’s a bit clumsy and awkward for someone who hasn’t been using it for years so it doesn’t go anywhere other than some very sidetracked training room shenanigans)
  • y’all know will and elizabeth’s wedding in the third pirates of the caribbean? that’s clizzy during a fight
  • what do demons, straight men and izzy’s older brothers all have in common? they’re terrified of #clizzy in battle formation
  • this has been a psa ok thankyou