me and chowder

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Look, I know I’m not funny, okay?

Anyways, my friend was telling me about how she went to this party and everyone tried to greet her, but she just got really serious and said “I’m motherfuckin’ starboy” before turning around and leaving immediately and I was like “wow that’s the most Derek Malik Nurse thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life” so I present to you:

Nursey literally does this for two weeks straight after the song comes out because he thinks he’s funny or something and everyone is so fed up w him but lowkey, Dex thinks it’s dumb and funny and cute and will like snicker every time Nursey does it so uhhhh he continues doing it just to make Dex laugh. Okay now fastforward a few months, they’re dating, Dex does not find it funny anymore.  

yes hello allow me to introduce you to elemetary school teacher derek malik nurse (aka my shameless excuse to yell about nursey with kids)

  • ik a lot of people see him as a high school english teacher for the Literature Aesthetic but? come on? he’s so good with kids they all love him
  • he’s 24 and teaches 3rd grade and he loves his kids!! so much!!
  • he’s “mr. n” and they all love him bc hes the most laidback teacher theyve ever had in their short little lives and he plays cool music on his phone during arts & crafts

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Chowder coming over to Samwell like knowing about tornados but not thinking about it them as a thing cause they aren’t in CA and then spring sophomore year there’s this massive storm and Bitty’s like enjoying the sounds and lightning and he and Lardo are taking pictures but everyone is also checking their phones a lot looking at the radar and watching out for signs of a tornado. People have unplugged their computers cause lightning and Ransom and Holster are in the living room chilling and napping and Bitty’s brought down his important things to the living room and they’re all pretty calm but Chowder is freaking out and he does NOT know how to handle this.
(Bitty soothes him and like gives him a quick Talk™ about tornados and safety and reassures him that it’s rare but you have to be prepared but my poor CA son just wasn’t ready)

can we as a fandom come together and agree that the answer to “stop infantizing Chowder” is not “Chowder isa SEX monster and loves da pussy”…. both of these are forms of sexualisation and both are racist…. just saying

Chowder pulled back after a few minutes, looking upward. Nursey’s relaxed grin seemed to glow in the sunlight, just like the rest of him. 

It was beautiful, Chowder thought. Nursey was beautiful.

memento mori by someobscurereference

Please read this lovely Nursey/Chowder fic and ship them with me!!

This little bit will *always* make me emotional. Like, Chowder has obviously been feeling guilty about the fact that they lost in the playoffs and he was telling Jack that it’s not Jack’s fault, it’s his. Cause he’s the goalie, and that’s a lot of pressure. And then Jack, his idol, tells him all these things. I don’t think Jack hands out strong compliments super often, so this probably just meant so much to him, to see that Jack isn’t mad at him and that he thinks so highly of Chowder.

I just wanna hug my son, look at how happy/sad he is!

going on a road trip with chris evans would include

(a/n tysm for all the support!! please leave requests in my ask and ill do them! thank you)

-chris deciding it was a perfect weekend to drive from massachusetts all the way to maine

-packing both of your clothes all into one large suitcase

-at the start, you only purchase a few snacks

-but chris insists you need A LOT more snacks

-“baby, that’s not going to last even an eighth of the trip.”

-so you have to go back to the store, and buy 20 more snacks

-dodger being really excited to come along

-you and chris taking turns driving

-chris holding the steering wheel while his other hand holds your hand

-singing in the caR!!

-yelling the lyrics of “party in the USA” at the top of your lungs

-“iTS A PARTY IN THE USA!!!”

-chris thinking it’s the cutest thing in the world

-when you’re napping, chris likes to take his eyes off the road for a few seconds to admire you

-chris whispering “i love you y/n”

-you sleepily mumbling “i love me too.”

-chris having to wake you up from your nap

-“y/n. y/n. doll, wake up.”

-“leave me aloneeeeee.”

-“there’s clam chowder.”

-boosting up from your seat and running into the restaurant

-dodger bouncing out of the car for lunch

-chris putting on his “disguise” which consists of sunglasses and a hat

-telling chris that disguise won’t work

-“chris, people are still going to recognize you in that.”

-“doll, if the disguise worked for steve rogers, it’ll work for me.”

-when the food you ordered arrives, you both devour your food in a few mere bites

-chris sneaking dodger a few bites of his food, despite your efforts trying to keep dodger healthy

-after lunch, you’re back on the road

-sitting in the car in a quiet but comforting silence

-becoming really horny so you start reading chris evans smut

-“what'cha reading there, doll?”

-“ummm. nothing??”

-chris talking about upcoming interviews and how stressed he was

-you gladly listening and offering advice

-pressing a long, tender kiss to each of his knuckles to help him relax

-constantly asking chris if he wants you to drive yet

-him constantly assuring you it’s okay he’s driving

-“chris, you sure??”

-“absolutely doll.”

-“like, are you sure sure?”

-“yes doll, you just sit back, relax, and continue being amazing”

-practicing pick up lines on chris when the signal gets lost for the radio

-“hey, chris. are you a light switch?”

-“no, doll. why?”

-“becAUSE YOU TURN ME ON.”

-chris blushing like a huge dork

-dodger ends up barking because of your terrible pick up line

-chris telling you stories about being on the set of “gifted”

-“so there was this one time where mckenna….”

-those stories eventually lead to the talk about your future together as a couple

-“and we’ll live in a house in rural massachusetts, maybe 2 or more kids,,,”

-“but chris, what if we don’t get married?”

-“oh doll, i’m making sure you’re becoming mrs.evans”

-you blushing like craZy

-falling into another deep sleep

-chris (again) looking at you while you sleep

-him smiling as he touches the engagement ring box through his jeans

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“i just don’t see it”

the comic:

-hazeapalooza: “so is no one going to talk about c’s mad flush right now?” so is no one going to talk about how nursey 100% checked out chowder’s mad flush right now? also: c. c!!!! C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- hazeapalooza cont. “nursey i’m not a lightweight i can drink three whole beers and stop all your dumb shots.” translation: “nursey i may be drunk but i can still impress you, look-”
- shinny: “wow, c -” [C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] “- seriously never seen a frozen lake before?” - “it’s not just some lake it’s the pond! and it’s not like it happens every day in san francisco, nursey.” me: stares at my horrible wood checkered ceiling trying to regulate my breathing while i imagine chowder and nursey showing each other their home cities with a big ol road trip in between
- shinny AND junior show feature a classic. a fav…… the same fond nursey smile-smirk that always seems to crop up when he’s teasing chowder. 

how often does this happen??????????????????????????????????

- if you look close enough in ‘post I: roadie’ chowder and nursey are both team attic. enough said
- taddy tour: we witness our confident sophomores mentoring the taddies :’) this has nothing to do with them together but it just warms my dead heart so it’s going on the list
- hi, honey - parts 1 & 2: LISTEN TO ME NURSEY’S BAG WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NURSEY’S BAG WAS RIGHT THERE BY THE STAIRS I CAN’T SAY THIS ENOUGH. IT WAS LATE AND THERE WAS A STORM OUTSIDE AND NURSEY SLEPT OVE.R SO do with this information what you will

the tweets:

- “chowder: hey jack are you going to watch the sharks game or the kings game if youlike LA uh i’m from san francisco so–
nursey: dude. chill.”
[holster voice] oh my god i’m so sorry but i sTIILL GEEET JEEALLOUSS
- “NOOOO NURSEY DON’T TELL HIM COME ON NO NO NO”/nursey found out it was chowder’s birthday and immediately told bitty and probably EVERYONE ELSE SO THEY COULD ALL CELEBRATE THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR ! 
- “chowder: we tried to get nursey to take intro programming with us!” at the point this was tweeted in the check please time line………..i guarantee you 10000% this was chowder’s idea. he just wants to spend more time with nursey :’) :’) :’’’)
- i just like these tiny faces together, look at em

- “chow: oooh!! so if nursey & i prove you’re superstitious, we win!
dex:…shit. win what?
nurse: yo i don’t even know bro but you shook on it”
#gotyourback
- “in other news, dex and nursey have found the one thing they have in common: their love of chirping chowder” i believe on this same twitter account someone said something along the lines of ‘chirping and flirting are variants on the same idea’ so…………………..yea
- “well, two samwell [winter screw’s] down, two more to go.”/”i hope the frogs had a good time. well, chowder and nursey aren’t here, so they probably did.” 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
-”from row 6 on the bus to NY
chowder: …and we all had quiche!!
nursey: and i wasn’t invited, c?? yo, CHILL!
oh, nursey. you’re so not chill.”
……………………….bitty said it not me
- nursey and chowder were in charge of bringing bitty to the haus to surprise him with the oven can you imagine them smiling at each other like a buncha goofs behind bitty’s back while nursey tweeted!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-”dinner talk
nursey: some netflix and chill
chowder: ohhh I love netflix”
😏

i dedicate this post to @omgcphee who encouraged me to do it in the first place. there’s probably more that i missed and i’m sure there’s stuff in the extras too but please……….it’s there.. . for all to see. i’ve witnessed it and now you all have too. feel free to add to this post 

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Samwell Social Media part 3/?

Nursey’s Snapchat

Fancasts 

I just made and entire post about Nursey without mentioning poetry, his moms, or the word chill????? Is this really a Nursey post?

Merry Christmas! For Chris “Chowder” Chow, my fave Wellie, prince of babs, fictional goalie of my heart, a gift of holiday-appropriate SJ Sharks apparel (◡‿◡✿) 3 guesses which Samwell men’s hockey team upperclassman gifted him that (Bitty, it’s Bitty)

for those heretofore unacquainted, a gift from me to you: Check, Please! treat yourself and go read it, merry xmas, you’re welcome

“You…um…you weren’t supposed to look in there.”

Nursey jumped at the sound of Dex’s voice, and tried not to look guilty. He shouldn’t feel guilty, he’d only opened Dex’s sock drawer.

And found a ring box

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when chris gets homesick, he cooks himself some rice, fries up an egg, and just….. breaks the yolk over his rice and drench it with soy sauce. or he would just make some really simple fried rice. these were all things his grandparents cooked for him, and they’re one of the things he was taught to cook so he can fend for himself at college. 

and no, he didn’t specifically request for them to be taught to him because it’s something really nostalgic and he loves parts of his childhood when he was with his grandparents. and no, of course he doesn’t have crumpled written recipes for even the simplest of dishes, which he folds open and close everytime he’s at the stove. he knows them by heart, but… there’s something about looking at familiar handwriting.