me and a friend's joke

my parents/friends won’t even let me joke about death because they think that I’m some sort of seer.. and like yeah I’ve had a couple of weird moments but like, if I felt like someone was going to die… I probably wouldn’t be joking about it 

Thank You, Markiplier

@markiplier You should be proud of yourself Mark, not only for what you’ve accomplished but for what you’ve done for us too.

For me, you make me feel less lonely. I’ve loved the Evil Within 2 livestreams over the last two weeks, I felt like I was right there along with you; dealing out the soup, getting jump scared and laughing at the goofs. No matter how bad a day I’ve had, I can come home and watch one of your videos, a new one or an old one it doesn’t matter, and for however long that video is I have a friend. I’ve a friend who, like me, enjoys gaming and dumb jokes and dogs and I’m not alone any more.

You said that you wanted to know us Mark. So, hi, my name’s Meaghan. I have two beautiful dogs who I love dearly, I’m from Australia and I hope one day I can thank you in person.

I look forward to continuing on this journey with you.

@markiplier

update 1 ig

i really wish i did these when it all first started going down, just so there would be more of a backstory and u could get to know B and me.

i was always into older guys. my best friends and family would joke around about it, how i’d be most likely to “get a suggar daddy” or “date a teacher”

ig they were kinda right. i’m not gonna say my age cause i fear the judgement. i’m in high school though and not eighteen. growing up i was always more mature then the rest of the kids my age, looks and personality wise. i don’t wanna be like “ oh i’m hot i seduced him “ but ik what i look like and i don’t think it’s cocky to say i think i’m pretty.

a little about him :

he’s tall. short dark hair, hazel eyes. he sometimes shaves, but pretty much always has some scruff (which i like a lot). he’s young and has an athletic build. he was the ultimate athlete in his high school and college days and goes to work out almost every day once he drops me off at my house.

it all started on the first day of school when he said my name during attendance. he had never even glanced my way before then and once he looked up to see who said “here” i noticed he stared a little too long. i didn’t think twice about it though. i was used to that. it wasn’t until a week later i noticed that the staring game was a little to inappropriate. i kept trying to tell myself “this is normal. if he was ugly and 60 years old u wouldn’t think him looking at like that wasn’t normal” but deep down i knew. i knew damn well it wasn’t all in my head.

it wasn’t all attraction though. we got a long, our personalities matched. and we were constantly talking. the chemistry has never been so strong ever.

it doesnt help that not only do i see him everyday during his period, he has lunch duty when i have lunch so i constantly saw him throughout the day.

and i’ll end this now. i don’t want this to be huge but i feel like those who care need to read a backstory before all of a sudden their reading some next level porn shit. lmaooo jp (not really)

it’s Nice to find friends n ppl that Enjoy having me around even tho im like ~fat cause all thru school ppl would Tease me n i was like the “joke friend” out of pity or Whatever n now i still get Nervous that ppl don’t rEally like me bc of my physical appearance so whenever ppl like jus idk taLK to me bc they think im ~cool or they’re like “ur intimidating” im like whom?? me?? tf

like growing up kinda Sucks but this part is kinda Nice

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

Cooking with Avengers
  • Tony: Hey, Peter, pass me the pan
  • Tony: PETER PUT WADE DOWN

I realize Lance is one of those “glue” friends

You know the ones that tie the whole group together and get everyone talking but when they’re not there it’s more or less awkward and no one talks because you don’t know each other well enough to actually initiate a conversation with that person so you all just sit there and just…stagnate until the glue friend comes back to bring back peace and familiarity.