me 2 matt

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We may very well get 4 kisses next episode!

- Alec gives Magnus a present. KISS!

- Drinking wine on the terrace. KISS!

- Wine glasses are in the way. Let’s put them down and turn up the heat. KISS!

- Alec gets all hot and bothered in the loft and tries to herd Magnus off [to his bedroom] to “get it on.” KISS!

You better not interrupt any of these Jace, or so help me! You’ll be getting a real tongue lashing (and not the good kind.)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS IS MY PRECIOUS LOVE ALEXANDER LIGHTWOOD SERIOUSLY TAKING CONTROL AND GRABBING HIS BOYFRIEND’S SHIRT WHILST UNBUTTONING IT AND WALKING HIM BACKWARDS TO GOD KNOWS WHERE TO DO GOD KNOWS WHAT JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE

the foxes as things i've said:
  • kevin day: *consumes my own drinks and my friend's drinks* alcohol poisoning come at me.
  • andrew minyard: nice guys finish last, which is why i act like a dick
  • aaron minyard: no seriously, fuck that noise. fuck your noise. fuck my own noise. let's all just shut the fuck up.
  • nicky hemmick: "it's only gay if-?" pls. it's always gay. lol no hetero.
  • neil josten: leg days? more like leg life. i'm always running away from my problems, bitch.
  • matt boyd: *stares lovingly into my best friend's eyes* wow, wait what did u say?
  • allison reynolds: when u said pretty, i heard it as petty and i was like: yeah, same thing tbh.
  • renee walker: knives are aesthetically pleasing but i won't hesitate to use them because blood can be aesthetic too. <3
  • dan wilds: really, ur mistake is thinking i'll be nice just because i smiled at u once.
  • coach wymack: what kind of shituation?
  • Bonus- Seth Gordon: i'm dead af but who cares *shrug emoji*

Yeah. Sooooo. I compiled all the Malec kisses (including the almost one) so far, because why not?

cry baby // the nbhd

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PARABATRI™

a day on the set of SH
  • director: that's a wrap for today, thanks to everyone who-
  • Matt, in the corner putting on farmer hat: ya whatever now if you'll excuse me, my plants don't water themselves, my cows don't milk themselves and my dalmatians don't feed themselves so see ya.